PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING

MONDAY, JULY 31, 2000 @ SPACE HAYSTACK COMPLEX, SEATTLE.

KERMIT THE FROG and GUY SMILEY opened the program with a GENE WEST interview. He said his plans to have The Terror lose at IYH3 aren't turning out the way he would like, but he assures everybody that Terror's World title reign will soon end. West received a huge pop for that.

Kermit interviewed SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY. SHR didn't like West's tone earlier, and he demanded that West follow through with his super-secret promise of several weeks back.

Opening Match: KARATE MAN pinned FENWICK SHROYER in 6:28.

Second Match: AA (JUSTIN TOXICATED and AL COHOLIC) defeated THE WHO-NEE-2 MEN in 5:09 when Al pinned WN2Man #1.

Third Match: NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY and TRIPLE X) wrestled THE SEXECUTIONERS (DON JEREMY and BUCK NAKED) to a no-contest in 4:47 when referee BURT COOPER lost control of the match. Cooper was rewarded for his actions with a beatdown by Mercury and X.

Kermit intereviewed World heavyweight champion THE TERROR, who claimed he was proven correct by West's threat earlier. He said West and the people who run the PWL are even bigger fools than the PWL. Terror further said that he will be the PWL World champion for as long as he feels like it, just so he "can piss everybody off."

Fourth Match: FAT ALBERT defeated North American heavyweight champion SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY in 6:44 when Gene West stopped the match. West saw that Rocky was being battered, so he stopped the match before Fat Albert could do any more damage. Fat Albert did not look very happy afterwards.

Fifth Match: LONG SWEET LIPS (FOOT and TANKA SATCHMO) and M. KLEATS defeated IGGY, SIGGI, and FIGGIE SHROYER in 7:39 when Kleats pinned Iggy.

Kermit once again spoke over the phone with MONDO MBAMBA. Mondo didn't care if Gene West, Schoolhouse Rocky, or The Terror were ready for IYH3, but Mondo claimed he was ready, as was his big surprise.

Sixth Match: SUPER ELASTIC pinned ? (QUESTION MARK) in 7:01 to retain the World cruiserweight championship.

Seventh Match: RUFUS VAN PELT and BILLY JO JIVE (with "Sweet" SUSIE SUNSET) defeated SETH and HUMAN TORNADO when BJJ pinned Tornado in 8:11 to retain the North American tag championship.

Eighth Match: STARSHINE HIPPIE, SKELETOR, and ORKO defeated THE PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM and QUARTZ) and CAP'N CRUNCH in 5:45 when Starshine pinned the Cap'n.

Your Main Event: THE TERROR pinned SUPER HEAVY in 8:18 to retain the World heavyweight championship.