PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING - 21 January 2002

PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING LIVE!

Monday, January 21, 2002 - Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Announcers: KERMIT THE FROG, MONDO MBAMBA, and D.B. DOORBELL. Kermit welcomed D.B. back to the PWL. Mondo disapproved of Doorbell's appearance, but claimed not to be surprised, saying, "It's just like the PWL to ignore the Martin Luther King holiday by bringing in yet another white announcer. The PWL has never pushed a black man in the history of this company, and I expect to never see it happen. Mark my words, Frog."

First Match: M. KLEATS pinned SWAMI YOGANTI in 5'09" following the Mush Mouth Mash.

Second Match: Making their PWL returns, RUFUS VAN PELT and BILLY JO JIVE (with "Sweet" Susie Sunset and Wrongway) defeated THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM (DR. TEETH and FLOYD) in 5'41" after RVP pinned Teeth.

Women's champion SuAn was shown readying herself for her title defence in the next segment.

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Third Match: In a bit of a shocker, the newcomer PHYLLIS D pinned SUAN to win the PWL Women's championship after 2'51" of female grappling "excitement." Unlike most PWL women's matches, the fans seemed interested in this one, and in true PWL fashion, the fans took a bewildering, but instant, liking to the new queen of the PWL she-wrestlers.

Fourth Match: BILLY RAY VALENTINE, CAPRICORN successfully defended the PWL cruiserweight champion, defeating FENWICK GRENCHER by knockout in 7'55" following The Quart of Blood Technique.

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Fifth Match: In a non-title match SOUL GLO (DONNIE GOSSETT and BLACKMALE) defeated North American tag champions THE FABULOUS HORNER BROTHERS (BUTCH and BAMM-BAMM HORNER) in 6'10" when Blackmale pinned Butch. As a result, Soul Glo will receive an NA tag title shot at an upcoming show.

Sixth Match: "Kingpin" WILSON FISK wrestled GRIMACE (with RONALD McDONALD) to a double-disqualification in 5'09" as Referee Dave Lister lost control of the action, called for the bell, and ran like hell. Mondo said this was even more proof that the PWL keeps its black talent down.

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Seventh Match: LONG SWEET LIPS (FOOT and TANKA SATCHMO) made a successful World tag title defence, defeating eight-time former champs THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (BEAUTIFUL BIFF and SWEET SULLY, with R.R. VICTOR) in 11'49" when Satchmo pinned Sully.

Kermit announced the interview with Fat Albert would occur after the next match.

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Eighth Match: In a return match from last week's BTW, REYNALDO GUERRERA and LARS LUNDQUIST (with The Woman Monique) evened the score at 1-1 by defeating PAUL MAUL and CONRAD PAIN in 6'03" when Guerrera pinned Maul.

Kermit and Mondo chatted at ringside with the legendary FAT ALBERT. Albert said that he's accomplished everything he's wanted to in his career, but he won't be going away anytime soon. "As long as these chumps like Super Heavy want to knock me off my position in wrestling, and as long as these great fans [fans clapped at cheered at this point] want to see The Fattest Man in Wrestling keep whippin' on these jokers, Hey hey hey! I ain't goin' away!"

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Ninth Match: EXTERMINANS retained his North American heavyweight championship, pinning AL COHOLIC of AA (with JUSTIN TOXICATED), thus accomplishing an exacta of sorts which began on last week's BTW. Exterminans won the match in 11'58".

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Tenth Match: SHAGGY and FREDDY defeated PORKY'S (ROAD PIGG and ULTIMO PUERCO, with Miss Piggy) in 12'16" when Freddy pinned Puerco after Miss Piggy tripped Puerco by mistake. Bad trip, baby, real bummer.

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Eleventh Match, Tee-Vee Main Event: World heavyweight champion COOLEROY retained his title by pinning GENERAL ZOD (with NON and URSA) in 13'33" following a reversal of something Zod was doing in the hopes that he would win the World title. It didn't work, obviously. The programme concluded with Kermit hyping upcoming house shows and next week's Bigtime Wrestling telecast.