PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING - 4 February 2002

PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING LIVE!

Monday, February 4, 2002 - St. Louis, Missouri.

Announcers: KERMIT THE FROG, MONDO MBAMBA, and D.B. DOORBELL.

First Match: BILLY RAY VALENTINE pinned FENWICK GRENCHER in 6'27" to retian the World cruiserweight championship.

Second Match: SHAGGY and FREDDY (with VELMA and DAPHNE) defeated THE WHO-NEE-2 MEN in 4'47".

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Backstage, GUY SMILEY interviewed GRIMACE and RONALD McDONALD.

Third Match: SUPER HEAVY pinned SWAMI YOGANTI in 5'55".

Kermit interviewed AA about their losers-leave-PWL match later in the show.

Fourth Match: BIG SID SMITH "The Neighborhood Bully" (with "Mean, Old" MR. McMASTER) defeated THE MASKED UNKNOWN in 2'12".

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Fifth Match: STARSHINE HIPPIE gained revenge, pinning M. KLEATS in 8'49".

D.B. interviewed THE PILLARS OF PAIN about their losers-leave-PWL match against Justin and Al later in the program.

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Sixth Match: "Kingpin" WILSON FISK pinned GRIMACE with a heart punch in 8'10". Mondo noted that Fisk must be a genius to have figured out "where that purple blob's heart is."

Footage was shown of PWL mainstay SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY defeating THE GRITHER to win the CWA heavyweight championship Saturday night.

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Seventh Match: GENERAL ZOD (with NON and URSA) pinned STARSHINE HIPPIE in 10'07".

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Eighth Match: THE FABULOUS HORNER BROTHERS (BUTCH and BAMM-BAMM HORNER) defeated RUFUS VAN PELT and BILLY JO JIVE (with "Sweet" SUSIE SUNSET and WRONG-WAY) in 6'44" to retain the North American tag championship. Butch Horner pinned Rufus Van Pelt after bothched interference from Wrong-Way.

Ninth Match: IGGY, SIGGI, FIGGIE, and FENWICK SHROYER defeated THE KENTUCKY FRIED TAG TEAM and THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM in 4'57" in a 4-on-4 tag match. Afterwards, the KFTT and EM turned on each other.

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Tenth Match: FAT ALBERT pinned NON (with GENERAL ZOD and URSA) in 9'49".

Kermit, Mondo, and D.B. discussed the POP-AA in the final segment.

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Eleventh Match, Tee-Vee Main Event: THE PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM and QUARTZ) wrestled AA (JUSTIN TOXICATED and AL COHOLIC) to a double-disqualification after all four participants punched out referee ROYCE DeWITT. As a result, neither team was forced to leave the PWL. The Pillars threw a fit after the match, and PWL President GENE WEST went to the ring to settle them down. The Pillars demanded a match against somebody they could kick out of the PWL, so Gene West supplied TIMOUTHEY for an additional bout.

Twelfth Match, Special Added Attraction: TIMOUTHEY pinned both members of THE PILLARS OF PAIN to force Golem and Quartz out of the PWL.