PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING LIVE!

Monday, March 11, 2002 - Topeka, Kansas.

Announcers: KERMIT THE FROG, MONDO MBAMBA, and D.B. DOORBELL.

The usual introductions from our three announcers were interrupted by a shot of a limousine driving up to the back of the arena. As it comes to a stop, the driver opens a door, and out comes the UWF/CWA heavyweight champion SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY. He tells another entity in the limo, ,"You'll stay here until the right time, correct? The Schoolhouse Rock wants everything to turn out the way he desires it."

A flummoxed Kermit described the actions of Rocky from the previous Wednesday night "because I'm sure nobody tuning in tonight was watching that claptrap."

First Match: BIG SID SMITH "The Neighborhood Bully" (with "Mean, Old" MR. McMASTER) defeated ANIMAL of The Electric Mayhem by submission in 4'11".

Second Match: In a rematch from two weeks ago, PHYLLIS D pinned WEEZIE in 2'29" to retain the Women's World championship.

Third Match: NAUGA pinned SOMETHING in 2'10" to retain the Midgets' World championship.

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Fourth Match: SWAMI YOGANTI pinned DR. TEETH of The Electric Mayhem in 5'18".

Kermit interviewed Fat Albert, who promised he would learn Super Heavy a lesson at WrestleRama 16.

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Fifth Match: FENWICK GRENCHER won a Gauntlet Match in 12'55". The order of entry/elimination:

• IGGY SHROYER pinned NONAGON at 4'08";
• IGGY SHROYER pinned ? (QUESTION MARK) at 6'10";
• FENWICK SHROYER pinned IGGY SHROYER at 8'19";
• FILTH E. PIGG pinned FENWICK SHROYER at 11'39";
• FENWICK GRENCHER pinned FILTH E. PIGG at 12'55.

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Sixth Match: In a non-title match, UWF/CWA heavyweight champion SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY pinned FLOYD of The Electric Mayhem in 5'50".

Kermit did his best to interview Rocky after his match:
Kermit: What in the world were you thinking last Wednesday night?
Rocky: The Schoolhouse Rock says this, Frog. You know damned well that the only way to win championships is to challenge champions. Porky Hooton and Paravale don't want the Schoolhouse Rock to have a monopoly on its heavyweight titles. That's all well and good. In the spirit of fair play, the Schoolhouse Rock will not challenge for the PWL World heavyweight championship... for now. But the Schoolhouse Rock has the CWA title, he has the UWF title, and the only way the Sch... the only way I could add to my collection is to jump over to the competition. As for The Terror, I don't like the guy, but I don't hate him, either. He's giving me the opportunity to take two more heavyweight championships. So, Plague, the former PWL champion, the former North American champ, you never lost those NWA and WWWF titles, did you? Last Wednesday was only a warning, but methinks Easter Sunday, WrestleRama, you and the Schoolhouse Rock, one on one? What say you, big man? Feel like one more ride at the biggest wrestling show of the year? Hey, we don't even need to wait until next Monday. I'll see you on Wednesday, Plague. Now, do you have anything else, Frog?
Kermit: Well, Rocky, just one more thing. Who, may I ask, is in that limousine outside?
Rocky: Well, let the Schoolhouse Rock check your Official Bigtime Wrestling itinerary here... this is what, Segment 4?
(Kermit nodded.)
Rocky: Well, just wait for the next one. Segment Five, Frog, wait for Segment Five.

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Kermit wondered what will happen in this segment. D.B. had no clue, but Mondo cryptically said, "I think I have an idea... Kermit."

Sixth Match: "Kingpin" WILSON FISK defeated REYNALDO GUERRERA (with THE WOMAN MONIQUE) by countout in 7'00". Immediately after Fisk's arm was raised in victory...

THE TERROR!!!

jumped out of the audience, stormed the ring, and attacked Wilson Fisk. After several minutes, Kermit attempted to get a word or two with The Terror, but the former PWL World champion brushed aside the intrepid commentator.

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Kermit, Mondo, and D.B. discuissed the possible ramifications of The Terror appearing in the PWL while acting as owner of "a rival compnay."

Eighth Match: An "Altered Gauntlet Match" was held. The results:

• STARSHINE HIPPIE defeated TIMOUTHEY by submission at 0'07";
• WEIRD HAROLD pinned TIMOUTHEY at 0'29";
• BUTCH HORNER pinned TIMOUTHEY at 0'42";
• DIRK MERCURY pinned TIMOUTHEY at 0'55";
• NON defeated TIMOUTHEY by knockout at 1'11";
• LARS LUNDQUIST pinned TIMOUTHEY at 1'14".

Ninth Match: BILLY RAY VALENTINE pinned TRIPLE X in 9'19" to retain the World cruiserweight championship.

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Tenth Match, Tee-Vee Main Event: EXTERMINANS vs. M. KLEATS vs. GRIMACE vs. GENERAL ZOD in a 4-man match for the right to wrestle COOLEROY for the Woprld heavyweight championship at WrestleRama 16:

Before the final advert break, EXTERMINANS pinned GRIMACE at 10'11".

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In the final segment of the programme:
GENERAL ZOD pinned M. KLEATS at 18'47".
GENERAL ZOD pinned EXTERMINANS at 24'01" to earn the right to challenge for the World heavyweight championship at WrestleRama.

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