PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING

MONDAY, JULY 8, 2002 - ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI.

Your Announcers: MIKE HOFFMAN and GENE WEST.

Match Number One:
DARK CRYSTAL pinned MARGARET THRASHER in 6:10.

Match Number Two:
BILLY RAY VALENTINE pinned WEIRD HAROLD in 8:15.

Match Number Three:
BUBBA SHAKESPEARE pinned ENCYCLOPEDIA BRAWN in 6:36.

Match Number Four, North American tag championship:
SHAGGY and FREDDY defeated BUTCH and BAMM-BAMM HORNER (with Mother Horner) in 7:51 to retain the championship when Freddy pinned Butch following his Hell's Ascot finisher. Mother Horner expressed disgust after the bout.

Match Number Five: M. KLEATS (with Mondo Mbamba) defeated SUPER HORNET (with Sweet Daddy Williams) by submission in 10:12. Super Heavy attacked Kleats after the match.

Match Number Six, Quadruple Crown heavyweight championship:
SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY pinned SUPER HEAVY (with Sweet Daddy Williams) in 13:09 to retain the championship. Apparently, Heavy was too winded following his attack on M. Kleats. Kleats and Mondo Mbamba enjoyed a good laugh backstage after this bout concluded.

Match Number Seven, World tag championship:
JUSTIN TOXICATED and AL COHOLIC, aka AA (champions, with John Barleycorn) defeated REYNALDO GUERRERA and LARS LUNDQUIST (challengers, with The Woman Monique) in 11:42 to retain the championship when Coholic pinned Guerrera. As with Mother Horner earlier, Monique was noticably disgruntled with the result of this contest.

Match Number Eight, Tee-Vee Main Event:
In a bizarre tag match, THE TERROR and THE GRITHER wrestled ELMO BLATCH and WHOLE LOTTA MAN to a no-contest in 10:50 when Grither, Blatch, and WLM brawled with each other, and Terror decided he wanted nothing to do with anybody and ended the show providing hilarious commentary with Mike and Gene.