PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 2002 - DETROIT, MICHIGAN.

Your Announcers: MIKE HOFFMAN and GENE WEST.

Match Number One:
ULTIMATE MEATBALL and MOONSHINE HILLBILLY (two of the Whole Lotta Dummies, with Cookie Monster and Madame) boldly moved up in the PWL rankings with a thrilling win over TIMOUTHEY and X-RAY (The Cousins Itt) in 8:16. Meatball was able to pin a more-confused-than-usual Timouthey for the victory.

Match Number Two:
BUTCH and BAMM-BAMM (with their benefactor, Mrs Pinkus) have begun to see better days, it would seem, after defeating ROAD PIGG and ULTIMO PUERCO (The Piggies) in 9:19 when Bamm-Bamm caused Road Pigg to submit to a new finisher, the Turster Roaster.

Match Number Three, World cruiserweight chamionship:
IGGY SHROYER pinned FENWICK GRENCHER in 12:47 to retain his championship. For some reason, Shroyer caught some grief from Shaggy as the champ walked to the back.

Match Number Four:
WHOLE LOTTA MAN pinned GRODIE of the Whole Lotta Dummies in 7:15. After the match, Whole Lotta Man screamed about the Dummies ripping off his name.

Match Number Five:
"Magic Feet" WATT DAVIS pinned BAYI SNIDER in 8:51. That's about it there.

Super Heavy interviewed DIRK MERCURY in the sixth edition of The Heavy Set. Although the set wasn't destroyed, Mercury decided the idea could use some tweaking. He refused to elaborate, which is good for the recappers.

Match Number Six:
GENERAL ZOD and NON (The New Order, with Ursa) looked like they never left the PWL twice in as many years. They humbled REYNALDO GUERRERA and LARS LUNDQUIST (minus The Woman Monique, whose whereabouts remain a mystery; betcha thought we forgot about her!) in 6:29 when Zod pinned Guerrera.

Match Number Seven, North American/Unified tag championship:
SHAGGY and FREDDY successfully defended their multi-championship, with a swell win o'er the likes of ADRIAN QUEEN and WILD PANSY (The Pink Flamingos, with Prince Vicious). Mind you, they needed shady, underhanded tactics to win this bout, but win it they did. Shaggy pinned Pansy after 13:05 of fascinating action.

Match Number Eight, Tee-Vee Main Event:
FAT ALBERT pinned "Kingpin" WILSON FISK in a surprisingly active match, given the girth of the two participants. It seemed as if Fisk would capture the victory, but when Fat Albert gives someone a belly-to-belly suplex without warning, the match tends to end three seconds later. And so it happened here, in a time of 12:09.