PWL BIGTIME WRESTLING

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2002 - PHOENIX, ARIZONA.

Your Announcers: MIKE HOFFMAN and GENE WEST.

Match Number One:
BUTCH and BAMM-BAMM (with Mrs Pinkus) defeated TIBOR and HAWLEY (The Illustrators) in 8:44 when Butch pinned Tibor following the Turster Roaster. Afterwards, Butch and Bamm-Bamm brawled to the back with the Fabulous Horner Brothers as Tibor and Hawley stood in the ring, contemplating their future.

Match Number Two:
ADRIAN QUEEN (with Prince Vicious) pinned CHARLIE BRAWN (with Lew E. Brawn) in 10:13 after Queen executed his finisher, the Queen of Clubs.

Match Number Three:
DIRK MERCURY fought SUPER HORNET (with Sweet Daddy Williams) to a no contest in 9:56 after referee Murray Thatcher lost control of the match and bailed.

Match Number Four:
PIGFEET FRANKLIN (with Mashed Potato) pinned BEAKER (with Professor Bunsen Honeydew) in 8:28.

Match Number Five:
Ladies' World champion DARK CRYSTAL defeated ALICE THE GOON in 7:27 to retain her championship.

The Heavy Set:
SUPER HEAVY railed against Dirk Mercury, who had promised a better interview segment some weeks back. As Mercury had not yet delivered on that promise, Heavy called Mercury several unmentionable names as Super Hornet looked on, stilllicking his wounds from his battle against Dirk Mercury earlier. Naturally, the segment ended with Mercury attacking Super Heavy and destroying the set.

Match Number Six:
BILLY RAY VALENTINE, CAPRICORN pinned M. KLEATS (with Mondo Mbamba) in 13:16 after reversing Kleats' small package rollup.

Match Number Seven:
BEN TRAYMOR pinned BIG SID SMITH "The Neighborhood Bully" (with Mean, Old Mr. McMaster) in 10:45 after one of his signature maneuvers, the Silver Shamrock).

Match Number Eight, Tee-Vee Main Event:
FAT ALBERT defeated North American/Quadruple Crown heavyweight champion SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY by disqualification in 11:51 after Rocky deliberately tripped an off-balance Fat Albert into referee Stig Vallance.