2008 Terror Aplenty - December 16, 2008

The compleat results
TERROR APLENTY
Tuesday night, December 16th, 2008
Direct from "The Orpheum" in Chicago, Illinois.

Opening bout: "HUGGER" HUMPHRIES defeated the Sheepherders' flagbearer, KRONIE, via submission in 8:13.
Second match, for the Ladies' World's tag team championship: TRULY TAG TEAM (REALLY ROSIE & ACTUALLY ALICE) retained their championship with a win over THE MASKED MABELS in 5:33. After Rosie and Alice twisted around the masks of the two Mabels, the challengers were easy pickings, and Rosie eventually pinned Mabel #2.
Third match: "MR. NOVEMBER" SAM HAIN pinned BILLY JO JIVE (accompanied by "Sweet" Susie Sunset) in 6:08.
Fourth match: THE GRITHER defeated MANFRED MANSON by disqualification in 11:47 after interference from Manson's newly announced manager, Portly Wayne Hangover.
Fifth match, for the Ladies' World's championship: PENNY DREADFUL pinned MONSTER EUNICE in 9:49 to retain the championship.
Sixth match: JUSTIN TOXICATED pinned CURLEY TEMPLE (accompanied by manager Scunner Campbell) in 10:24.
Seventh match: CHARLEY HAWSE and THE CRASH TEST DUMMIES (VINCE & LARRY) won their six-man tag team match against Portly Wayne Hangover's trio of BRUTUS MAXIMUS, BRIAN DAMAGE, and PATIENT ZERO. Much bickering took place amongst Hangover's charges, with Brutus having no time for Brian and Zero's shenanigans. The Portly One's men were easy pickings as a result, with Charley Hawse pinning Patient Zero at 13:16. Brutus Maximus loudly and elaborately informed Portly Wayne that his services were no longer needed, drawing cheers and applause from the audience. As Brutus left the scene and Brian and Zero nursed their wounds, Wayne vaguely promised some sort of revenge on Maximus.
Eighth match, for the WWF light heavyweight championship: With his family and friends watching from the audience, HURRICANE JACKSON captured the WWF light heavyweight championship by pinning VIRGIN BARRY in 18:26.
Ninth match: Even with The Woman Monique at ringside, REYNALDO GUERRERA & LARS LUNDQUIST proved themselves no match against the former World's tag team champions MAX REBAR & BULL DeBENNING. Rebar pinned Lundquist at the 9:44 mark, though many observers declared the contest was over long before then.
Tenth match: PIT members WILLIS MADDOX & PI wrestled Fat Albert Gang members LONG SWEET LIPS (TANKA SATCHMO & RUSSELL BRUTE) to a double-disqualification in 17:47, ensuring that the feud between these two groups is nowhere close to being decided.
Eleventh match, for the MWF tag team championship: THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (BEAUTIFUL BIFF & SWEET SULLY) with manager R.R. Victor) maintained possession of the MWF belts by defeating THE MOONDOGS (FIDO & ROVER) when Biff pinned Fido at 15:55.
Main Event, for the MWF heavyweight championship: THE TERROR pinned SMOOTH RUDY in 17:30 to retain the championship.