The compleat results from
BIGTIME WRESTLING
Monday night, January 26th, 2009.

• Opening bout: BAD NEWS BARTON (with Sweet Susie Sunset) pinned THE GRAND GONZO in 6:29.

• Second match: BIG JIM SLADE pinned LORD TOPHAM STREET in 8:12.

• Third match: Making his PWL debut, THE SPOILER pinned PETER TORQUE in 7:18.

• Fourth match: THE JIVE TONES (BILLY JO JIVE & ROLLO LARSON, with Sweet Susie Sunset) defeated THE UNDERGROUND UGLIES (UNDERGROUND UGLY & UNDERGROUND UGLIER) in 8:47 when Larson pinned Underground Uglier.

• Fifth match, for the Ladies' World's tag team championship: TRULY TAG TEAM defeated THE BONECRUSHERS in 9:24 to retain their championship.

• Sixth match: HUGGER HUMPHRIES defeated ULTIMO PUERCO by submission in 7:59.

• Seventh match: THE HOLLYWOOD BLONDS ("NATURE BOY" FREDDIE JONES & ASHTON BUTCHER) defeated LIONEL JOSEPH & NENGE MBOKO in 8:44 when Freddie Jones pinned Lionel Joseph.

• Eighth match: CHARLEY HAWSE pinned DUDLEY JOHNSON in 8:01.

• Ninth match: LUNCH MEAT MUMFORD & PORK CHOP HASH defeated THE THUNDERFEET in 10:02 when Pork Chop Hash pinned Thunderfoot I.

• Bigtime Main Event: In a non-title match, BEN TRAYMOR pinned Missouri State heavyweight champion EARL "STRANGLER" LEWIS in 11:49 to earn a shot at the championship in February.

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