Recap from
BIGTIME WRESTLING
Monday night, March 30th, 2009.

STORYLINE ALERTS:

• KERMIT THE FROG conducted separate interviews between North American heavyweight champion HUMAN TORNADO and "NATURE BOY" FREDDIE JONES regarding their title match April 4th in Los Angeles...

• INCHWORM & JET ELECTRO declared their disgust for both THE SHEEPHERDERS and THE SCUFFLIN' HILLBILLIES, claiming the latter "too fat" and the champions "too blond" and instead issued a challenge to reigning MWF tag team champions JUSTIN TOXICATED & AL COHOLIC...

• COOLEROY announced that he and "a mystery partner" will take on THE JIVE TONES at WrestleRama 23 and will "shut their ignorant traps for good"...

• World's heavyweight champion THE TERROR ambushed TANKA SATCHMO & RUSSELL BRUTE and loudly suggested that "there will be hell to pay" as Fat Albert's friends were hauled back to the dressing room...

MAJOR MATCHES:

• Ladies' World's tag team championship match: TRULY TAG TEAM (REALLY ROSIE & ACTUALLY ALICE) retained their championship by defeating THE MASKED MABELS in a sort of "rubber match" of their recent series.

• Bigtime Main Event: SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY pinned BAD NEWS BARTON (with Sweet Susie Sunset) in 11:09.

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