STARRCADE '14.
Thursday, November 27th, 2014.

• Opening Bout (for the Ladies' World's championship)
  GORILLA HUTTON (managed by BUCK OWEN) pinned ROCKIN' LILY in 6:29 to capture the title.

• Second Match (Grudge Bout)
  GREAT DOMESDAY pinned WHOLE LOTTA MAN in 3:13.

• Third Match
  THE CAPRICORNS (BILLY RAY VALENTINE and BOOGIE KNIGHT) won by disqualification in 8:44 over MALIK ABDUL AZIZ and FAROUK BULSARA.

• Fourth Match (for the Missouri State heavyweight championship)
  "THE MILLION DOLLAR MAN" RICHIE RICH defeated EXTERMINANS via pinfall at 15:12 to win the coveted championship.

• Fifth Match
  PAK UN and PAK CHOL (with YURI IRSENOVICH) defeated THE SHEEPHERDERS (BUTCH and BAMM-BAMM) in 7:47 when Un pinned Bamm-Bamm. Afterward, The Sheepherders were attacked by two men bystanders identified as The Bushwhackers, Bert and Ernie.

• Sixth Match (for the World's Brass Knuckles championship)
  JOHN WAYNE MASON (managed by THE GRAND GOOCH) pinned THE GRITHER in 13:17 to win the championship.

• Intermission. MASHED POTATO and THANKSGIBBON introduced their latest Thanksgiving Egg. Revealed was none other than THE MIGHTY HERCULES, who shocked the world by introducing his new manager, the devious and dastardly DAEDALUS.

• Seventh Match (for the lightweight championships)
  In the match that stole the show, FENWICK GRENCHER and GENTLEMAN BARRY did battle in three separate falls for the three lightweight championships:
  1. Fenwick defeated Barry via submission in 9:51 to retain the World's cruiserweight championship;
  2. Barry pinned Fenwick in 13:03 to win the World's light heavyweight championship;
  3. Fenwick and Barry wrestled the remaining 23:06 to a draw, leaving Fenwick as the World's junior heavyweight champion.

• Eighth Match (for the North American heavyweight championship)
  FAT ALBERT defeated SMOOTH RUDY via countout at 11:04 as Rudy fled the ring. Albert won the match, but Rudy remains champion.

• Ninth Match (for the World's tag team championship)
  THE KRYPTONITE ORDER (NON and ROCKY, accompanied by manager GENERAL ZOD) defeated CHARLEY HAWSE and "FANGS" FOGARTY in 10:01 to take the tag team titles. Rocky pinned "Fangs" for the victory.

• FIRST MAIN EVENT (steel cage match for the World heavyweight championship)
  THE TERROR once again maintained his firm grip on wrestling's most prized championship, escaping the cage to defeat BEN TRAYMOR in 12:57.

• FINAL MAIN EVENT (steel cage match for the World's heavyweight championship)
  SHAGGY ROGERS won wrestling's most prestigious championship for a second time, pinning "NATURE BOY" FREDDY JONES in 15:06 to win the World's heavyweight championship.

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