WRESTLERAMA
28.
Sunday,
April 20, 2014.
Opening Bout (for the Ladies'
World's tag team championship)
THE SIBERIAN HUSKIES won their fourth Ladies' World's tag
team championship by defeating TRULY TAG TEAM (REALLY
ROSIE and ACTUALLY ALICE). Siberian Husky I pinned
Actually Alice for the win.
Second Match (for all three junior
weight championships)
FENWICK GRENCHER defeated GEECH by submission in 7:41.
Fenwick not only retained both the World's junior
heavyweight and World's light heavyweight championships, he
regained the prestigious World's cruiserweight championship as well.
Third Match (for the World tag
team championship)
MAX REBAR and "BULL" DeBENNING made another
successful defense of their championship, defeating
challengers COWBOY DICK SIMMONS and BLACK JACK GUMM in
8:13 when Rebar pinned Gumm. Simmons was noticeably
disgruntled after the bout, perhaps understandably so.
Fourth Match (for the Ladies'
World's championship)
ROCKIN' LILY pinned ROSETTA STONE in 4:20 to retain her
Ladies' World's championship.
Fifth Match (for the World's Brass Knuckles championship)
THE GRITHER, The Bull of the Woods himself, pinned WEIRD HAROLD in 7:09
to retain the championship. Harold threw a tantrum in the ring
afterward.
Intermission. MASHED POTATO introduced his latest Wrestlerama Egg. The contents were revealed to be chocolate "cigarettes" which he dispensed to the PWL denizens in a fine way to celebrate both Easter Sunday and 4:20.
Sixth Match (for the Missouri
State heavyweight championship)
EXTERMINANS won the Missouri State title for the fourth
time, pinned "MULTIPLE" MIGGS in 9:15 after a
right thrashing.
Seventh Match (for the World's tag
team championship)
In a match that surprised many an observer, CHARLEY HAWSE
and "FANGS" FOGARTY overcame THE PILLARS OF
PAIN (GOLEM and QUARTZ) and retained the World's tag team
titles. Hawse sealed the victory by pinning Quartz in
11:55.
Eighth Match (for the North
American heavyweight championship)
SMOOTH RUDY pinned BAD NEWS BARTON in 10:11 to retain the
championship. Perhaps the shock of the evening occurred
immediately after the match, when Rudy was attacked by
his supposed friends Weird Harold, Tanka Satchmo,
Russell, and M. Kleats.
Ninth Match (for the World
heavyweight championship)
THE TERROR remains your World heavyweight champion,
turning away the challenge of "HANDSOME" DIRK
MERCURY in 14:08 to maintain his firm grip on the belt.
MAIN EVENT (for the World's
heavyweight championship)
"NATURE BOY" FREDDIE JONES has won the World's
heavyweight championship for the first time. Freddie
pinned BEN TRAYMOR in a grueling 21:31 bout to capture
the gold.
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