PWL 2000 Awards to be Presented at Drunken Brawl,Saturday 17-Feb-2001 13:45:45,209.74.139.19 writes,Thankfully the strike of the Lesser Wrestling Writers Union has come to an end and the good folks at WRESTLING EYEBALL magazine will be able to finally present the WRESTLING EYEBALL/PWL Year 2000 Wrestlers' Awards. Categories will be:

Wrestler of the Year;
Tag Team of the Year;
Newcomer of the Year;
Face of the Year;
Heel of the Year;
Match of the Year;
PWL's Greatest Move;
PWL's Biggest Mistake;
WRESTLING EYEBALL Editor's Award.

You could do worse than to not look forward to this added bonus to PWL DRUNKEN BRAWL live from St. Louis tomorrow night!,The PWL Suits,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
PWL DRUNKEN BRAWL - This Sunday Night!,Friday 16-Feb-2001 18:27:02,209.74.139.19 writes,Here are the scheduled matches for this Sunday's PWL DRUNKEN BRAWL live from St. Louis:

MAIN EVENT: THE TERROR puts the World heavyweight championship on the line as he wrestles TIMOUTHEY in the first-ever MOONSHINE MATCH.

THE PILLARS OF PAIN will defend their World tag championship against former North American champs LONG SWEET LIPS.

North American champions SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY puts the title on the line against former NA champ M. KLEATS.

COOLEROY takes on PWL legend FAT ALBERT.

North American tag champions THE NEW NC-17 will be challenged for the gold by THE SEXECUTIONERS.

Cruiserweight champion TRIPLE X will battle KARATE MAN over the c-weight strap.

Women's champion MRS. BUTTERWORTH defends the championship against former queenpin URSA.

Midgets' champion CAP'N CRUNCH will be challenged by SNAP (with Crackl and Pop).

That and probably very little else await your half-opened eyes this Sunday night at PWL DRUNKEN BRAWL!,The PWL Suits,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
PWL Events Next Week - February 5-11 2001,Saturday 3-Feb-2001 23:49:12,207.230.58.178 writes,Here are next week's scheduled events from the PWL:

Monday February 5: PWL BTW/RPW/MLW TV Tapings in Cleveland Ohio.

Wednesday February 7: PWL House Show in Detroit Michigan.

Friday February 9: PWL House Show in Cincinnati Ohio.

February 10-11: PWL Meet-and-Greet Sessions throughout the Midwest (inquire locally for more information).,The PWL Suits,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
BTW Pre-Empted This Week,Tuesday 30-Jan-2001 21:37:58,207.230.48.165 writes,BIG TIME WRESTLING was pre-empted in the United States so Fairchilde Channel F could run the Trans-World Cat of the Year Show which usually brings in six or seven times the ratings of BTW. For those outside the U.S. expect to see a "Best of PWL" run in its place this week.,PWL Television Network,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
,Tuesday 30-Jan-2001 21:34:37,207.230.48.165 writes,Here are the results from the January 26 PWL House Show held in Chicago:

Curtain Jerker: Midgets' champion CAP'N CRUNCH pinned KID DY-NO-MITE.

Second Match: Women's champion MRS. BUTTERWORTH defeated ALICE THE GOON.

Third Match: ELMO BLATCH pinned FILTH E. PIGG.

Fourth Match: STARSHINE HIPPIE defeated BIG SID SMITH (w/ Mr. McMaster) by submission.

Fifth Match: North American tag champions THE NEW NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY and WELL HUNG) defeated THE ENORMOUS ORPHANS by pinfall (WH pinned EO1).

Sixth Match: AA (JUSTIN TOXICATED and AL COHOLIC) defeated THE ADDER PARTY (PRINCE GEORGE and S BALDRICK w/ E Blackadder and Colin) by submission (JT Tequila Sunrise on PG).

Intermission.

Seventh Match: SUPER HEAVY pinned SKELETOR (w/ Orko).

Eighth Match: Cruiserweight champion TRIPLE X pinned SUPER ELASTIC.

Ninth Match: FAT ALBERT defeated M. KLEATS (w/ Mondo Mbamba) in a Flapjack Match.

Tenth Match: COOLEROY (w/ Mondo Mbamba) pinned NON (w/ General Zod and Ursa).

Eleventh Match: World tag champions THE PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM and QUARTZ w/ Dark Angel and Cap'n Crunch) defeated THE SEXECUTIONERS (DON JEREMY and BUCK NAKED) by pinfall when Q pinned BN).

Main Event: World heavyweight champion THE TERROR (w/ Dark Angel) pinned GENERAL ZOD (w/ Non and Ursa). ,,
PWL House Show - January 24 2001,Tuesday 30-Jan-2001 21:31:57,207.230.48.165 writes,Here are the results from the January 24 PWL House Show held in Milwaukee:

Curtain Jerker: Midgets' champion CAP'N CRUNCH pinned NONAGONCITO.

Second Match: Women's champion MRS. BUTTERWORTH defeated IRENE by knockout.

Third Match: ELMO BLATCH pinned HOGFACE.

Fourth Match: STARSHINE HIPPIE defeated BIG SID SMITH (w/ Mr. McMaster) by submission.

Fifth Match: North American tag champions THE NEW NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY and WELL HUNG) defeated THE ENORMOUS ORPHANS by pinfall (DM pinned EO2).

Sixth Match: AA (JUSTIN TOXICATED and AL COHOLIC) defeated THE ADDER PARTY (PRINCE GEORGE and S BALDRICK w/ E Blackadder and Colin) by submission (JT intoduces new "Tornado DUI" move pins SB).

Intermission.

Seventh Match: SUPER HEAVY pinned SKELETOR (w/ Orko).

Eighth Match: Cruiserweight champion TRIPLE X pinned FILTH E. PIGG.

Ninth Match: FAT ALBERT defeated M. KLEATS (w/ Mondo Mbamba) in a Flapjack Match.

Tenth Match: COOLEROY pinned GENERAL ZOD (w/ Non and Ursa).

Eleventh Match: World tag champions THE PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM and QUARTZ w/ Dark Angel and Cap'n Crunch) defeated THE SEXECUTIONERS (DON JEREMY and BUCK NAKED) by pinfall when Q pinned BN).

Main Event: World heavyweight champion THE TERROR (w/ Dark Angel) pinned NON (w/ General Zod and Ursa).,PWL News,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
PWL BIG TIME WRESTLING - January 22 2001,Thursday 25-Jan-2001 01:31:10,207.230.58.112 writes,Here are the results from PWL BIG TIME WRESTLING held January 22 in Minnesapolis and seen live on Fairchilde Channel F:

Kermit the Frog interviewed The Terror who made several comments regarding Timouthey's alleged lack of wrestling ability and brain capacity.

TRIPLE X defeated SUPER ELASTIC by submission to retain the Cruiserweight title.

SUPER HEAVY defeated BIG SID SMITH (with Mr. McMaster) by disqualification when Brown Hornet attacked Super Heavy.

Kermit the Frog interviewed Cooleroy and Mondo Mbamba. Mondo warned Terror not to be preoccupied with challenging Timouthey when he should be handing the World title to the deserving Cooleroy.

Another Elmo Blatch promo was telecast.

LONG SWEET LIPS defeated MASHED POTATO and CLUBBER LANG by pinfall when Foot pinned Clubber.

Guy Smiley blasted the editors of TV Guide wondering why he wasn't picked the best game show host of all time.

THE NEW ORDER (with Ursa) destroyed THE ADDER PARTY (with E Blackadder and Colin) by knockout when Zod and Non rendered both George and Baldrick unconscious most likely from fright.

FAT ALBERT pinned SKELETOR (with Orko).

Promo spotlighting newcomer SuAn was telecast.

SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY pinned SETH to retain the North American title.

THE PILLARS OF PAIN (with Cap'n Crunch) defeated THE NEW NC-17 by pinfall to retain the World tag title when Golem pinned Well Hung.

STARSHINE HIPPIE defeated THE TERROR (with Dark Angel) by countout when Timouthey arrived wandering through the crowd. Terror spotted him then attacked him pouring what Terror described as "moonshine from Joe's emu farm" down Timouthey's throat. Terror remains World heavyweight champion.,PWL Television Network,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
PWL Events This Week - January 21-27 2001,Monday 22-Jan-2001 23:21:59,209.74.139.135 writes,Here are the PWL events to be held the week of January 21-27 2001:

January 21: PWL TV Tapings (BTW RPW MLW) in Minneapolis.

January 23: House Show in Milwaukee.

January 25: House Show in Chicago.,The PWL Suits,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
PWL Television Results - January 20-21 2001,Monday 22-Jan-2001 23:19:50,209.74.139.135 writes,Here are the results from the TV matches aired this past weekend by the PWL:

PWL REAL PRO WRESTLING:
BIG SID SMITH pinned GUS STANKO.
SKELETOR pinned ROAD PIGG.
RUFUS VAN PELT and BILLY JO JIVE defeated ROPE THE DOPE and DRUNK THE CLOWN.
SUPER HEAVY pinned MAN-AT-ARMS.
TRIPLE X pinned NONAGON.
LONG SWEET LIPS defeated THE ENORMOUS ORPHANS.

PWL MAJOR LEAGUE WRESTLING:
MRS. BUTTERWORTH pinned BRICKHOUSE.
CAP'N CRUNCH pinned ORKO.
KARATE MAN pinned ? (QUESTION MARK).
AA defeated THE WHO-NEE-2 MEN.
NON defeated BUTCH.
SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY pinned M. KLEATS.,PWL Television Network,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
PWL House Show - January 19 2001,Monday 22-Jan-2001 23:10:20,209.74.139.135 writes,Here are the results from the January 19 PWL House Show held in Des Moines Iowa:

Curtain Jerker: Midgets' champion CAP'N CRUNCH pinned KID DY-NO-MITE.

Second Match: Women's champion MRS. BUTTERWORTH defeated ALICE THE GOON.

Third Match: ELMO BLATCH pinned FILTH E. PIGG.

Fourth Match: STARSHINE HIPPIE defeated BIG SID SMITH (w/ Mr. McMaster) by submission.

Fifth Match: North American tag champions THE NEW NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY and WELL HUNG) defeated THE ENORMOUS ORPHANS by pinfall (WH pinned EO1).

Sixth Match: AA (JUSTIN TOXICATED and AL COHOLIC) defeated THE ADDER PARTY (PRINCE GEORGE and S BALDRICK w/ E Blackadder and Colin) by submission (JT Tequila Sunrise on PG).

Intermission.

Seventh Match: SUPER HEAVY pinned SKELETOR (w/ Orko).

Eighth Match: Cruiserweight champion TRIPLE X pinned SUPER ELASTIC.

Ninth Match: FAT ALBERT defeated M. KLEATS (w/ Mondo Mbamba) in a Flapjack Match.

Tenth Match: COOLEROY (w/ Mondo Mbamba) pinned NON (w/ General Zod and Ursa).

Eleventh Match: World tag champions THE PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM and QUARTZ w/ Dark Angel and Cap'n Crunch) defeated THE SEXECUTIONERS (DON JEREMY and BUCK NAKED) by pinfall when Q pinned BN).

Main Event: World heavyweight champion THE TERROR (w/ Dark Angel) pinned GENERAL ZOD (w/ Non and Ursa).,PWL News,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
PWL House Show - January 17 2001,Friday 19-Jan-2001 01:13:36,207.230.48.234 writes,Here are the results from the January 17 PWL House Show held in Kansas City Missouri:

Curtain Jerker: Midgets' champion CAP'N CRUNCH pinned NONAGONCITO.

Second Match: Women's champion MRS. BUTTERWORTH defeated GRADE-A WOMAN.

Third Match: ELMO BLATCH pinned GUS STANKO.

Fourth Match: STARSHINE HIPPIE defeated BIG SID SMITH (w/ Mr. McMaster) by submission.

Fifth Match: North American tag champions THE NEW NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY and WELL HUNG) defeated THE ENORMOUS ORPHANS by pinfall (DM pinned EO2).

Sixth Match: AA (JUSTIN TOXICATED and AL COHOLIC) defeated THE ADDER PARTY (PRINCE GEORGE and S BALDRICK w/ E Blackadder and Colin) by submission (JT Tequila Sunrise on SB).

Intermission.

Seventh Match: SUPER HEAVY pinned SKELETOR (w/ Orko).

Eighth Match: Cruiserweight champion TRIPLE X pinned ? (QUESTION MARK).

Ninth Match: FAT ALBERT defeated M. KLEATS (w/ Mondo Mbamba) in a Flapjack Match.

Tenth Match: COOLEROY (w/ Mondo Mbamba) pinned GENERAL ZOD (w/ Non and Ursa).

Eleventh Match: World tag champions THE PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM and QUARTZ w/ Dark Angel and Cap'n Crunch) defeated THE SEXECUTIONERS (DON JEREMY and BUCK NAKED) by pinfall when Q pinned BN).

Main Event: World heavyweight champion THE TERROR (w/ Dark Angel) pinned NON (w/ General Zod and Ursa).

Special Added Attraction: THE PILLARS OF PAIN defeated TIMOUTHEY and TOGUS by double-knockout in a special challenge.,PWL News,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
PWL BIG TIME WRESTLING - January 15 2001,Tuesday 16-Jan-2001 18:57:19,209.74.139.127 writes,Here are the results of PWL BIG TIME WRESTLING's January 15 edition shoen LIVE on Fairchild Channel F cable network:

KERMIT THE FROG and GUY SMILEY hosted the program.

SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY pinned BIG SID SMITH to retian the North American title. Mean Old Mr. McMaster was seen yelling as Big Sid after the bout.

LONG SWEET LIPS defeated THE THUNDERFEET when Foot pinned TF2. LSL manager Mondo Mbamba demanded that Kermit give LSL a World tag title shot.

Introductory promo of newcomer ELMO BLATCH was run to the general bewilderment of those in attendance.

THE NEW ORDER wrestled RUFUS VAN PELT and BILLY JO JIVE to a no-contest after all four wrestlers got out of hand. Ursa KO'd Sweet Susie Sunset during the melee.

In a taped interview World champion THE TERROR repeated for Kermit his challenge to Timouthey for a "Moonshine Match." When asked by Kermit to elaborate Terror had Cap'n Crunch repeatdly bite Kermit's legs. Kermit and the cameraman quickly fled the scene thus ending the interview.

NC-17 defeated STARSHINE HIPPIE and SKELETOR in the Impromptu Match of the Week.

Guy Smiley was scheduled to interview Timouthey but his guest was nowhere to be found.

In the TV Main Event FAT ALBERT SUPER HEAVY HUMAN TORNADO and CLUBBER LANG defeated COOLEROY M. KLEATS and THE SEXECUTIONERS in an eight-man tag match when Lang pinned Kleats.

Also taped last night were matches for REAL PRO WRESTLING which will air in syndication this weekend. Check back at that time for complete OFFICIAL results from that PWL show.,PWL Television Network,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
PWL Insider Information - January 15 2001,Monday 15-Jan-2001 01:32:49,207.230.48.232 writes,Here's the latest news coming out of the PWL Offices in St. Louis:

PWL Suits were at The Terror's Southern Illinois "estate" over the weekend demanding an explanation for his profanity-laden tirade seen on PWL TV and the Website this past week. Terror was nowhere to be seen as he apparently fled for one of his other compounds until the heat from The Suits dies down.

Regardless of Terror's actions he is still on the booking sheets for the forseeable future. Look for his proposed "Moonshine Match" against Timouthey to take place at a big PWL show in February. PWL writers usually enjoy having long drawn-out programs with the World champion but they want this one over with ASAP as even the bookers and writers don't see the point of Timouthey main-eventing WrestleRama 15 in early April.

Look for Elmo Blatch to make his long-awaited PWL debut sometime in the coming weeks. Word is they'll be shooting Blatch teasers at the TV tapings tonight (Monday) in St. Louis.

The bookers may toss in a title switch or two in the next few weeks at house shows just to keep things fresh. Likely candidates would be the NA tag and c-weight belts.

The cruiserweight title may be phased out in the States as the PWL may sell the rights to the championship to Promo Chespirito in Mexico. The reasons for this have not been discussed openly by The Suits.

J.J. Sternbutt has been appointed President of the SWWL and will be overseeing the crop of wrestlers toiling for that PWL-feeder organization.

Now you're as up-to-date as the PWL Suits are about their own organization.,The PWL Insider,mikeh254@yahoo.com
PWL Events This Week,Monday 15-Jan-2001 01:20:27,207.230.48.232 writes,Here are the PWL wrestling events scheduled for the week of January 14-20 2001:

Monday January 15: TV Taping in St. Louis
Wednesday January 17: House Show in Kansas City
Friday January 19: House Show in Des Moines
Saturday January 20: House Show in Chicago,The PWL Suits,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
Re: Meeting Kylie? 15 march 2001,Saturday 13-Jan-2001 23:24:38,205.188.199.44 writes,Dear Mr Watermen

I was wondering if there was any chance you could send me terry blamey's

Hi Im a 25 year old gay man. I dont confess to being Kylies biggest fan but Ive her songs keep bringing me out of my self.

Its strange Kylie came out when i was put into care I have a very deep bond with kylie throu her music Light Years has surpassed any other works I would like if possible to be able to meet her and thank her personally for not letting me down.

I like to ask you if there was anyway i could get kylie to sign my Light Years album cover. Spinnning Around was a positive step and every release since has helped me make rather challenging & desisive steps in life.

I was in the care system from 13-18 better the devil you know era I was locked in a secure unit and managed to talk the staff in to taking 2 of us to the Manchester Apollo on halloween some years back Lets get to it tour. The system did't care Kylie was my Support and now I have a chapter of my life to nearly every kylie cd. Strong words helped Thank you,Ste,orhneg.hotmail.com
PWL NEWS - Suits React to Terror's Announcement,Wednesday 10-Jan-2001 01:55:46,209.74.139.29 writes,The following is a statement directly from the PWL Suits' Offices in St. Louis dated January 9 2001:

"We at the PWL would like to thank Mr. Terror for his gracious comments. As he is our World heavyweight champion we think it only fair that he is allowed some leeway in his choice of language. The PWL will refrain from remarking on Mr. Terror's speech until we have translated his diatribe into Standard English.

"Yours etc.
The PWL Suits"
,The PWL Insider,mikeh254@yahoo.com
FOR SALE,Tuesday 9-Jan-2001 08:05:47,62.232.84.82 writes,I am selling my SAW collection if interested please email for listing.

mfernando29@hotmail.com,matthew fernando,mfernando29@hotmail.com
TERROR IN 2001,Monday 8-Jan-2001 04:04:59,209.240.221.88 writes,
Eat a dick YO.....listen up this bulls--- here your sorry WORLD CHAMPION THE TERROR. You are a f---monster. Damn right i'm back and i'd like to make this bulls--- statement....You think T2K was "f'ing great" you ain't seen nothing yet. Are you ready to burn? Terror 2001 is gonna kick some ass and go another year as your sorry PWL Heavyweight Champion.

First things first The f---ing Challenge. I need someone who can give my stupid ass one of those. Cooleroy proved he couldn't get the f---ing job done....Fat Albert Super Heavy and Rocky have all fallen pray to my stupid ass.

Why is this bulls--- you may ask? Hint: Think about your little butt. cause I'm YOUR GOD. I'm not through yet! You are a burning pussy. I'm The f---ing PWL God. You are a f---. I'm the f---ing one who can't be stopped. What's wrong with you? There isn't a single person in the f---ing PWL who can stop my ass. Listen up you are a cock.

Terror in 2001 is gonna show you and your hand-job a f---in' side you've never seen before. Listen up I should neglect your throat. I don't think there was enough blood shed in 2000 for my fellated liking but upcoming that all will change. Wanna burn? And that will change with my shitty first opponent of 2001....

TIMouthey

I challenge that bastard to a MOONSHINE match. I should break your neck. Simply you and your monkey drink MOONSHINE throughout the f---ing entire match....let's see who can outlast this bulls--- one...

--------------------------------
Burned by the Burnmaker!
* http://toy.thespark.com/burn *
--------------------------------
,The Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
PWL GRAND DELIGHT RESULTS - December 31 2000,Tuesday 2-Jan-2001 17:31:08,209.74.139.46 writes,Here are the results from the PWL GRAND DELIGHT held December 31 2000 in St. Louis:

MONDO MBAMBA with both arms tied behind his back pinned TIMOUTHEY in 5 seconds.
CAP'N CRUNCH pinned NAUGA to regain the Midgets' World championship.
MRS. BUTTERWORTH defeated BRICKHOUSE by submission to retain the Women's World championship.
TRIPLE X pinned KARATE MAN to win the World cruiserweight championship.
FAT ALBERT pinned BIG SID SMITH in a Flapjack match.
THE NEW NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY and WELL HUNG) defeated LONG SWEET LIPS (TANKA SATCHMO and FOOT) to win the North American tag championship after Timouthey interfered; both teams attacked Timouthey afterwards for screwing up their specially-planned finish.
M. KLEATS pinned CLUBBER LANG in a wrestler vs. boxer special attraction.
SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY pinned STARSHINE HIPPIE to retain the North American heavyweight championship.
THE NEW ORDER (GENERAL ZOD and NON) wrestled THE PILLARS OF PAIN to a no-contest after they attacked Timouthey who attempted to interfere in this title match as well POP remain the World tag champions.
World heavyweight champion THE TERROR remains the champ wrestling COOLEROY to a 45-minute draw. The match was interrupted when Timouthey was ejected from the PWL Plinko Hall after repeatedly screaming the word "Moonshine" during the main event.,The PWL Suits,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
BIG PWL NEWS - PWL Still Exists!,Monday 25-Dec-2000 21:57:05,207.230.48.194 writes,Yes the PWL is just as alive interesting and important as it always has been! Join us in six days as we close the year decade century millennium etc. with our next big event PWL GRAND DELIGHT (at the end of the year). The card will be headlined by World heavyweight champion THE TERROR defending the coveted belt against the one and only COOLEROY. Plenty other matches and odds 'n' ends will take place as well all of which are so incredibly earth-shattering the bookers wouldn't dare say what they are. Sunday December 31 from the PWL Plinko Hall in St. Louis the PWL says goodbye to 2000 in its own grand gaudy raunchy style!,The PWL Suits,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
nice fed ya got here. Here's another good one...,Sunday 10-Dec-2000 15:31:36,207.218.245.7 writes,http://www.geocities.com/fenuge/LWF/home.html,x,
THA LATEST INSIDER REPORT!!!!!!,Friday 10-Nov-2000 20:07:02,209.74.139.36 writes,Yes its me tha only insider who noes wats up in da PWL with all my sources in tha back boyzz ya noe!

Sources say that The TError maybe out of PWL coz he wuz having luntch with Jo the Giant tha other weak at Red Lobster. Terror wuz saying that he hate tha gimmick with Jerry Looker and maybe decise to take tha belt with him! Joe the Giant had stuffed flounder for sure. Mayber Terror paste? Wit and see...

Sources also say that perhaps Long Sweat Lips decide to end working relationship to form new in-ring to get right. Hotline mayber agree to say yes? Onlytime will tell

Hairy gone with gimmick of news. His hope to return soon with new and maybe managing Mongo Mtumbo. Kermit was saying that maybe on the new show.

Only one show is able in Saint Llousi in month becos of collapsing the main grounds with tha tree in the way and wires. Maybe insurance for sure but also with major in turn on the grounds anyways. Source say that the Suits maybe think sabotage but serious probably the rain.

Not for sure yet how the Grythaz doing in develpmental camp for PWL< maybe in Loisianna but last not heard from of tha. Bully saying very not bad with all work in-ring no doubt for sure.

Thatz all boyz fer now! More insicer scoopz later!


CHECK OUT MY SIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUNGREDES OF PICX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
,THA LA FEEB,
PWL Wrestling Returns November 8,Monday 6-Nov-2000 01:13:13,207.230.58.91 writes,The PWL and its unique brand of outrageous theater will return to the ring (and the TV screen) this Wednesday November 8 2000. This tour will lead to two PWL superevents the big Thanksgiving weekend show and the Christmastime card. More on this latest incarnation of the original Professional Wrestling League when it becomes known to us.

Warmest regards
The PWL Suits,The PWL Suits,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
BIG PWL NEWS - Terror Leaving the PWL?,Sunday 15-Oct-2000 21:40:52,207.230.48.202 writes,It has been learned that this past Tuesday (October 10 2000) PWL World champion The Terror met with Joe the Giant in a secret business lunch. Terror reportedly informed Joe of his many exploits outside the PWL and expressed an interest in leaving the PWL taking the World title with him. Efforts to locate The Terror were unsuccessful as he has apparently retreated to one of his various estates in southern Illinois. Joe the Giant from his emu farm specifically declined to comment on the matter.,The PWL Insider,mikeh254@yahoo.com
PWL Puke Cup Tag Team Tournament,Sunday 15-Oct-2000 21:34:13,207.230.48.202 writes,Here are the seedings for the Second Annual PWL Puke Cup Tag Team Tournament to be held October 23 in St. Louis:

1. THE PILLARS OF PAIN (World tag team champions)
2. LONG SWEET LIPS (North American tag team champions)
3. THE NEW ORDER
4. RUFUS VAN PELT & BILLY JO JIVE
5. AA
6. THE SEXECUTIONERS
7. THE NEW NC-17
8. THE ADDER PARTY
9. THE ENORMOUS ORPHANS
10. THE ILLUSTRATORS
11. THE PIGGIES
12. WHO-NEE-2 MEN
13. ROPE THE DOPE & DRUNK THE CLOWN
14. THE FATSOS
15. RHUMBA & TANGO
16. BOOZEHOUND & GUS STANKO

Much like the singles tournament the first round of the tag tourney will feature the usual pairings (1-16 2-15 3-14 etc.). The next rounds will be conducted by random drawings again to keep the participants ready for any situation.,The PWL Suits,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
PWL Puke Cup Singles Tournament,Sunday 15-Oct-2000 21:22:26,207.230.48.202 writes,Here are the participants for the PWL Puke Cup Singles Tournament taking place Monday October 23 in St. Louis:

1. THE TERROR (World heavyweight champion)
2. SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY (North American heavyweight champion)
3. KARATE MAN (World cruiserweight champion)
4. COOLEROY
5. FAT ALBERT
6. M. KLEATS
7. STARSHINE HIPPIE
8. SUPER HEAVY
9. SKELETOR
10. BIG SID SMITH
11. SHONGO MASTER
12. GRIMACE
13. SUPER ELASTIC
14. FILTH E. PIGG
15. SETH
16. HUMAN TORNADO
17. ? (QUESTION MARK)
18. RALPH'S PRIDE
19. DR. DEMENTIA
20. BEN TRAYMOR
21. THE GRITHER
22. THE MIGHTY STANG
23. GOON MONSTER
24. TIMOUTHEY

In the first round the top eight seeds will receive byes. The remaining sixteen will compete in standard tournament (9-24 10-23 11-22 etc.). In the second round the top eight will wrestle a first-round victor to be determined by random draw. The remaining rounds will be conducted entirely by random drawings making the original seedings completely irrelevant.,The PWL Suits,pwlwrestling@yahoo.com
Hello every body! ;-))),Saturday 9-Sep-2000 09:40:57,212.222.89.60 writes,Hello every body! ;-))),Niki,
Letters to the Hoser,Thursday 31-Aug-2000 17:29:39,209.74.139.36 writes,Dear Sirs

I stopped all magazines and other newspapers. I only get the Hoser.,Mr. Hosehead,
FINE!,Monday 31-Jul-2000 15:45:24,209.4.153.68 writes,Hey This this is Prez Dave from FFWArena.com

I have been running an e-fed for 31/2 years and finnally got my own domain- and scraped all the deadwood off my roster! If you can mesure up come on by! I also write a column that is archived there...

http://www.FFWArena.com,PD,FFWrestling@hotmail.com
Pouring on Oil and Wine,Saturday 29-Jul-2000 02:13:40,207.230.58.114 writes,Bottom of the third hic third hic Yankees 6 L.A. 3 L.A. 3 Detroit 7.,His Own Beast,
THA LATEST INSIDER REPORT,Sunday 4-Jun-2000 01:37:27,207.230.58.225 writes,Herez tha real PWL scoopz frm your favorite insider yes its me. DAWG!

Tha latest news is that Joe the Gaint is no longer working in the PWL office and he has gone into semireitrement again to wrok on hiz farm > but their is some rumblings that he will be comin back soon with some frriends who can it be? source sez maybe someones youve havent seen in a long time but hes not naming names hehe.

Tha Terror aparintly made a phone call to the PWL office thru tha hotlien and made some threts to his aponints. Tha sekritary taking tha call sed he soundid seerius i gess that tha Terror is to afraid to call his aponints in persson hehe.

Source sez that Feet is going to be cham before sumer is out.

Word iz that Hunman TOrnadoe waz upset backstage about a spot to do with kermit and cieling fan and so he left lthe arena but sum of tha boyz wax ablr to get him back for tha show. Maybe he says he might go to other federation on shaky ground for shure.

Soon will be daybew of a new midget carichture call "Simon" Source say maybe also Hairy.

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Go away Terror,Wednesday 22-Mar-2000 03:43:48,207.230.58.104 writes,There is my determined faith in that The Terror will be defeated on the hands of The Train on the Wrestlingrama. Self think this would be one ideal situation for The Terror to give Train the belt and modifiers as of and he volition not being flawed. The Terror am silly but and he volition not carry out so. and so self will enjoy the way out of The Terror in a few weeks.,Horst,
PWL Official Rankings - March 14 2000,Wednesday 15-Mar-2000 00:45:12,207.230.48.176 writes,The Professional Wrestling League's Official Rankings
for period ending March 14 2000.

TOP TEN HEAVYWEIGHTS:
1. THE TERROR (World heavyweight champion)
2. COOLEROY (North American heavyweight champion)
3. THE TRAIN
4. FAT ALBERT
5. BIG SID SMITH
6. SETH
7. HUMAN TORNADO
8. SKELETOR
9. HULK BIXBY
10. DR. DEMENTIA

TOP FIVE TAG TEAMS:
1. NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY & TRIPLE X) (World tag team champions)
2. RUFUS VAN PELT & BILLY JO JIVE (North American tag team champions)
3. THE PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM & QUARTZ)
4. THE NEW ORDER (GENERAL ZOD & NON)
5. LONG SWEET LIPS (M. KLEATS FOOT & TANKA SATCHMO)

TOP FIVE CRUISERWEIGHTS:
1. STARSHINE HIPPIE (World cruiserweight champion)
2. FOOT
3. KARATE MAN
4. DUH CHEE
5. ? (QUESTION MARK)

TOP FIVE WOMEN:
1. DARK ANGEL (Women's World champion)
2. THUMBELINA
3. MRS. BUTTERWORTH
4. URSA
5. ALICE THE GOON

TOP FIVE MIDGETS:
1. CAP'N CRUNCH (Midgets' World champion)
2. ORKO
3. KID DY-NO-MITE
4. NONAGONCITO
5. COUSIN ITT
,The PWL Suits,stewie@angelfire.com
PWL Newspage - March 14 2000,Wednesday 15-Mar-2000 00:41:30,207.230.48.176 writes,Professional Wrestling League Newspage.
Tuesday March 14 2000

MORE WRESTLERAMA NEWS...

As a result of last nights' St. Louis show we can now add FAT ALBERT vs. BIG SID SMITH to the WrestleRama 14 card. In addition these matches have also been signed for April 2:

World cruiserweight champion STARSHINE HIPPIE defends his title against FOOT of Long Sweet Lips;
the returning ELECTRIC MAYHEM run into a roadblock as they take on THE NEW ORDER;
SKELETOR calls out the Three Hooded Figures to challenge them to a 3-on-1 match. No word on who these people are or if Orko will be involved in the match.
That brings the number of matches so far to 10. There may well be more matches added to the show so we'll be sure to keep you as updated as is humanly possible.

In addition to the matches we can promise you that you will see the highly-anticpated PWL debuts of both the STINGER and MR. T! These big names have been involved in pro wrestling before as you surely know but everybody will be on the edge of their seats to see just how well these two greats will fare in the unusual world of PWL Wrestling!

PWL NEWSBITES...

SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY has signed his PWL contract and will be appearing shortly possibly making his debut at WrestleRama 14 as well. The PWL Suits are confident SHR will make an impact in the PWL one way or another.

Currently being scouted by the PWL Suits are IGGY and FRANKIE SHROYER. Their manager MRS. SHROYER is quite pleased with her charges' skills and the Suits were said to be extremely impressed with their talent and attitude. Look for the Shroyers to be offered contracts soon.

There is continuous talk of many PWL wrestlers leaving once their contracts expire at 12:01 am Monday April 3. It is true that several contracts are up at that point but the PWL is still unsure if any or all of the rumored talent will be heading for other wrestling outlets. It seems that nobody willknow for sure until the dust settles Monday morning when the PWL prepares for the Monday night show.

Speaking of the Monday night show you may have heard that it will not be in the traditional Plinko Hall setting. The PWL will hold the April 3 show at the Whammyburger Center in Overland Park Kansas. For a complete list of PWL events for April 2000 click here.

Late breaking word has two more wrestlers being added to the PWL roster: a midget competitor known as NAUGA and a woman known only as THE ONE-EYED GOTT. When more word becomes available we willmake it known.

That's all for now. Continued thanks for making PWL ONLINE a stop during your Internet travels.
,The PWL Suits,stewie@angelfire.com
PWL House Show Results - March 13 2000,Wednesday 15-Mar-2000 00:39:45,207.230.48.176 writes,PWL HOUSE SHOW RESULTS - MARCH 13 2000.
FROM THE PWL PLINKO HALL IN ST. LOUIS MISSOURI.

Curtain Jerker Matches:

BEN TRAYMOR pinned GUS STANKO in 3:27.
THE UNDERGROUND UGLIES defeated COLIN PLINT and ARTHUR MEGAPODE in 2:54.
DR. DEMENTIA pinned BOOMPAW in 4:02.
The Train and Mrs. Butterworth were interviewed assuring the defeat of The Terror and Cap'n crunch later in the evening. They were interrupted by Terror and Cap'n throwing Crunch Berries. Train and Butterworth chased the champions away.

World cruiserweight champion STARSHINE HIPPIE made yet another successful championship defense defeating JOHNNY CARWASH by submission (with the tm'd SHSHoTP) in 13:45. After the match Starshine was ambushed by The Piggies and an unidentified man. After Starshine was helped away by PWL Security they announced the "Brand New Piggie " known as Fry Piggy.

SKELETOR (accompanied by ORKO) wrestled his second consecutive no-decision fighting HULK BIXBY in a match lasting 5:45. Like last Friday this match ended when Three Hooded Figures attacked Skeletor and Orko.

HUMAN TORNADO returned to his usual winning booking pinning WILSON FISK following the Shotgun finishing move in 10:41.

SETH also scored a win on the card piledriving BIG HEAD GUY and securing the three-count in 9:47. Seth also tossed around Fat Dude and Fu for good measure and crowd pops.

RUFUS VAN PELT and BILLY JO JIVE (with "Sweet" SUSIE SUNSET) continued their streak of retaining the North American tag belts by tying on a victory over THE FABULOUS HORNER BROTHERS and LONG SWEET LIPS in a Three-Team match. Here the FHB were represented by BUTCH and OLD WEIRD HORNER the LSL by M. KLEATS and FOOT. Botched interference by BAMM-BAMM HORNER provided the opening RVP needed to pin Foot in 14:44. After the match Kleats Foot Tanka Satchmo and Mondo Mbamba beat down the FHB as Mother Horner looked on confused.

KARATE MAN picked up his second win in the PWL (thereby giving him a 2-0 record) by defeating SUEDE SIMPSON by submission (using the Quart of Blood Technique) in 10:03.

THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM (DR. TEETH FLOYD JANICE and ZOOT) made their way into the ring and jawed at the crowd for several minutes. Their profane tirade was mercifully ended when RVP and BJJ returned and chased the Mayhem to the back.

THE PILLARS OF PAIN and DARK ANGEL met THE SEXECUTIONERS and THUMBELINA (with AUNT RHODY) in a mixed tag contest. Continous shouting between the two sides did not overshadow a fabulous match which culminated with the pinfall win by QUARTZ on BUCK NAKED following a top-rope Tiger driver in 15:58.

The LSL ended up 1-for-2 on the evening as TANKA SATCHMO came up short in his quest for the North American heavyweight championship still held by COOLEROY. Manager MONDO MBAMBA was a big help for Satchmo but Cooleroy's bulk and power was too much for the former Bill to outrun. Cooleroy scored the win via pinfall at 12:26.

FAT ALBERT entered the ring and accepted the challenge of BIG SID SMITH and the two will hook it up at WRESTLERAMA. Smith and manager MR. McMASTER walked to ringside and laughed at Fat Albert. Albert was clearly annoyed by the massive taunting assault but blows were not traded.

Thanks once again to outside interference they did not request NC-17 remain your World tag team champions knocking off THE NEW ORDER with help from Golem and Quartz. In a reversal from last Friday the POP ambushed ZOD and NON while the referee conveniently had his back turned. DIRK MERCURY and TRIPLE X seized the opportunity and Mercury pinned Non after a Bread Shot for the W at 14:11.

In your Main Event of the Evening THE TRAIN and MRS. BUTTERWORTH took on World heavyweight champion THE TERROR and Midgets' champion CAP'N CRUNCH. Terror held his own against The Train but the Butterworth-Crunch matchup for decidedly all-Butterworth all the time. This bout ended when Mrs. B powerbombed the Cap'n through not one not two but three boxes of Crunch Berries. After that brutal move it was academic as Butterworth got the one two three on Cap'n at th 9:09 mark. The Train and Mrs. Butterworth celebrated as Terror dragged Crunch by his right leg to the back and PWL Maintenance ended the show by sweeping the smashed CBs into a plastic bag and giving it to the PWL jobbers as payment.
,The PWL Suits,stewie@angelfire.com
The REAL PWL News - March 13 2000,Monday 13-Mar-2000 05:12:29,207.230.58.217 writes,It looks like there will be a major shakeup in the PWL right after WrestleRama. The assumed-to-be-leaving list reads this way right now:

-Midnight Express
-Thunderfeet
-Moondogs (as well as Moondogs 2000 and Ultimo Moondogs)
-Johnny Carwash
-Suede Simpson
-Wilson Fisk
-Duh Chee

Add to those Joe The Giant who announced another retirement several weeks back and The Train who has not shown interest in competing after WrestleRama and the PWL will have some holes to plug. On the horizon are these wrestlers:

-The Shroyer Family. PWL Suits were particularly impressed with Iggy and Frankie Shroyer both of whom could compete in the cruiserweight rankings.
-Schoolhouse Rocky. The long-anticipated PWL debut of yet another Saturday-morning legend will finally come to pass at WrestleRama most likely in a non-wrestling capacity and making his in-ring start the next night in Overland Park.
-Though the PWL Suits have refused to elaborate the men known as Stinger and Mr. T will also debut at WrestleRama.

In addition the PWL has signed two more competitors to the midgets' division. The Suits again refused to comment further.

Weak rumors made their way around the PWL this past week concerning the supposed "return" of Cosmic Monsters Incorporated. The PWL has not been in contact with Plague and Company for several months now therefore no talks with them have occurred.,The PWL Insider,mikeh254@yahoo.com
The duh uhh Tehror is good,Monday 13-Mar-2000 04:55:02,207.230.58.217 writes,I habe t' not agree wid de peoble dat are sayigg dey hate the duh uhh Tehror. I habe been a wrestligg fan my entire life 'n I habe not likid a wrestleh as much as de PWL champ the duh uhh Tehror. Duh. de peoble dat do not like the duh uhh Tehror shudd learn t' be like me.,Thag,
I have a account about negation estimation about The Terror,Friday 10-Mar-2000 02:58:34,207.230.58.90 writes,I enjoy eve the PWL conflict action all week and I attend the event event all chance I find. I deliberate him is disgraceful as The Terror behaves and I expect he will be conquer and he desire cast the championship about the PWL. Thank you for allowing me at are writing.,Mal Voisin,
Poot un ind tu zee terrur,Thursday 9-Mar-2000 03:26:51,207.230.58.123 writes,Hellu I injuy vetcheeng zee PWL ifery teeme-a I get zee chunce-a. I vuoold leeke-a tu egree-a veet zee oozeer funs by seyeeng thet zee Terrur hes nu booseeness in zee PWL oor uny oozeer vrestleeng leegooe-a. He-a is a deesgreceffool chempeeun und I fur oone-a hupe-a thet zee Treeen destruys heem et vrestle-a rema iff he-a dues nut luse-a zee vurld chempeeunship suuner. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Thunk yuoo fur yuoor teeme-a.,Treeen Fun,
De Terro' be Terrible,Wednesday 8-Mar-2000 00:39:57,207.230.48.238 writes,Yeah man ah' went t'de PWL crib show on Monday and ah' would likes t'say how enjoyable it wuz wid de 'sepshun uh de champion knode as Terro'. ah' hope Train defeats him and win de title.,Jive Turkey,
Ah Hate Th' Terro',Wednesday 8-Mar-2000 06:51:51,207.230.58.114 writes,ah agree wif Jive Possum thet th' Terro' is a bad champion as enny fool kin plainly see. ah hope thet th' PWL gits rid of hime an' thet th' Train will rule th' PWL. Eff'n thar has been a wo'se champion than th' Terro' ah do not knows about him dawgone it. An' t'see his midgit friend is t'laugh.
,Cousin Merle,
The REAL PWL News - February 2 2000,Wednesday 2-Feb-2000 19:21:28,209.74.139.117 writes,The PWL decided to stop pushing Terror as anything but a heel as soon as possible hence the heel turn on Monday night.

Look for The Train to become a major part of the World title picture. He's reach that near-immortal stature like JTG in that he couldn't turn heel if he tried.

Expect J.J. Sternbutt to step down as PWL President and hand it back to Gene West. The likely scenario is Sternbutt claims "injuries" from Monday night's attack will force him to resign. He'll take some time off and probably return as one of the Suits.

JTG will probably go back to being a PWL special attraction. This past year saw his largest wrestling workload since 1990 and he wants to get back to picking and choosing his spots.

The Billy Jo Jive-Rufus Van Pelt team was a last-minute decision by the PWL and the Suits were extremely pleased with their look on Monday. The tag team division seems in better shape than the heavyweight scene in the PWL.

Haarlem Heat were brought back on Monday as a sort of farewell as January 31 was the last day of their PWL contracts. Troost and Franklin were immediately signed by Ollie Dunkerfunk and are officially under contract in Louisiana.

There have been several discussions recently about the PWL drastically cutting the roster. Now that Gene West will be back in charge that idea may be scrapped.,The PWL Insider,mikeh254@yahoo.com
Liking that PWL in mine,Saturday 29-Jan-2000 00:48:46,207.230.58.68 writes,I am satisfied very at to obtain that transmission like telewizyjna odes that PWL a television program where I to live. My friends and I to look after an every week that broadcast the program. We to do similar that champion that Terror which is undoubtedly some stooge and some to fool. We to think yonder he is defeated under that title legal with the corner very soon and yonder we powder puff metal to have a some champion of the odes which we to be the may proud and which he is some good wrestler.

Voytek ,Voytek,
Re: Liking that PWL in mine - Also agree,Saturday 29-Jan-2000 00:50:08,207.230.58.68 writes,
Hej! Welcoming! If that Terror reads that a board and that messages to be it knew yonder we to do similar it! We to do so he does not doctor in that a matches under to gain and he does not give one a good example to the children and the lovers which to look after his match. We to think yonder he will on newly to thing yonder of he is giving a poor example and yonder he will deception a lot under to gain. We are satisfied very at with that PWL and we similar very anything that wrestlers apart from during that Terror does not sharp.,Vladek & Franczeska,
Re: Liking that PWL in mine,Tuesday 1-Feb-2000 06:41:02,195.146.46.2 writes,mereh,mohammad,mohammadp@mail.com
Some to be of not to understand,Tuesday 1-Feb-2000 18:23:40,207.230.58.210 writes,I to do to misunderstand what you are saying Mohammad. If it that is not anything OK because we are not obviously both that lovers of the odes that Terror. You are you you a some fan of the odes that PWL and breaking? If to get to to see that PWL tv program in where you to live? ,Voytek,
The REAL PWL News - January 25 2000,Tuesday 25-Jan-2000 02:00:53,207.230.58.233 writes,Here's the real info on why the PWL's Monday night show was a disaster.

Firstly Sternbutt decide they should go on the road more. This card was scheduled for the PWL Plinko Hall but was moved at the last minute. Still there was a great crowd in Boonville as the PWL sent many St. Louis fans there by bus.

the second problem was the bus situation. They had so many fans crowded in that adding the wrestlers would pose weight risks for the buses. As a result most of the talent had to drive themselves to the show. Adequate transport could not be found for Fat Albert and Joe The Giant so they skipped the card. When Joe was unable to attend there was no reason for Gene West to appear so he stayed behind in St. Louis. M. Kleats was traveling in Mondo Mbamba's car which stalled on Highway 40 near Chesterfield Mall.

M. Kleats was supposed to be Terror's mystery opponent. When he couldn't appear Dr. Dementia took his place as the masked man.

It will be explained by the PWL that because Sternbutt never announced the third masked person (Dementia) as an opponent and because Sternbutt is not a licensed referee the pinfall did not count and Terror is still World champion.

Folks backstage are not keen on Sternbutt ruling the PWL and are clamoring to get Gene West back in charge as soon as possible. Booking sheets still have him pegged to regain control at WrestleRama. After that look for Sternbutt to stay on in some fashion.

Also look for Terror to turn heel at or around WresleRama.

The PWL may bring in The Train as a Gene West ally. If he stays on after West retakes the presidency he may be strongly pushed.,The PWL Insider,mikeh254@yahoo.com
Sternbutt how dumb can one be?,Saturday 22-Jan-2000 03:40:22,209.240.200.102 writes,JJ Sternbutt. I just love saying your name. You wanna know why? 'Cause I'm going to be beating your "stern Butt" real soon.

You see you think that you can counter act the Terror. But like one Gene West found out you can't keep the Terror down. The Terror is a God and I'm the person who keeps the PWL going. And going strong it is doing.

JJ you think that you have a great plan by making me face a mystery opponent on monday but how funny that is. Funny that is because I'm the Champion and in the funniest sort of ways I pick and choose my opponents and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it.

But JJ I'll take on your mystery opponent but a mystery I will have for you also. You will be watching the match but I'll be watching you at the same time. But here's my deal for me taking the match.

The POP my friends get a World Tag Team title shot this Monday. But I was thinking what about their new rivals Nod and Zon hmmmm oh yeah they're barred from ringside just like everyone else. This match will be one fall to the finish.

Oh yeah I forgot after I defeat your little buddy that you will choose for me I get to make a match of my choice for the following monday. And no matter the match I make you can't change it in any way shape or form.

JJ you're in the RIDE of your life and ends very sharply sharp like a SPIKE.,The Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
The REAL PWL News - January 19 2000,Wednesday 19-Jan-2000 04:18:43,207.230.58.103 writes,Here you are - more of the news the PWL won't tell you!

The New Fat Albert Gang has been shelved. M. Kleats and Mondo Mbamba will continue together and The Sexecutioners will be a stand-alone tag team. Word is that Zod Non and Ursa will join Albert and Sternbutt to counter the reformation of the PWL version of The Pit.

Some PWL Suits aren't happy with The Pit name saying it gives recognition to other wrestling organizations. One stated they should be renamed The Pieces of Meat in the Mulligan Stew but it's extremely unlikely that will happen.

The Gene West-J.J. Sternbutt feud could be put on hold as the Sternbutt-Terror feud kicks up.

It has been decided that Russell will portray Rufus Van Pelt. His appearance will be that of Linus (complete with blanket). In a concession the PWL is allowing Russell/Rufus to retain his trademark hat.

Signed to PWL developmental contracts are the hillbilly tag team The Rubes. Also signed with the company are the behemoth Thumbelina with her manager Aunt Rhody. It seems they will be getting a major push upon their debut likely leading to a Women's title reign for Thumbelina at some point.

With the talk that Zod and Non could join Sternbutt they may be taken out of speculation for the World tag titles. The PWL Suits now seem keen on The Sexecutioners holding the straps with The Horner Brothers (highly regarded by the Suits) in line for a good reign as NA champs.,The PWL Insider,mikeh254@yahoo.com
The REAL PWL News - January 14 2000,Friday 14-Jan-2000 05:05:46,207.230.58.221 writes,The PWL will be introducing a new Peanuts-based character soon. Called "Rufus Van Pelt " the character will be a heel relative of Lucy Linus and Rerun. No word yet on who will be in the role.

NC-17 may be given a decent run as World tag team champs probably holding the belts until WrestleRama. The New Order is still expected to take the titles from Dirk Mercury and Triple X.

Don Ramon has been given control of the Lucha Bombastica TV show and it's widely expected he will bring in many of the stars from Promo Chespirito in Mexico. There is also talk of giving that show its own championship.

If the Sternbutt-West battle for control takes place look for West to take back the PWL Presidency and name Joe The Giant the head "Suit.",The PWL Insider,mikeh254@yahoo.com
The REAL PWL News - January 12 2000,Wednesday 12-Jan-2000 04:14:46,207.230.58.249 writes,Here is all the latest info the PWL won't tell you!

Terror Dark Angel and POP will be getting back together sometime soon. Look for Joe The Giant Big Stewie and Gene West to form a group trying to take control away from J.J. Sternbutt.

Sternbutt will go heel and join forces with Fat Albert. The Fat Albert Gang will be drastically reorganized or dropped entirely. The Sexecutioners and Kleats/Mbamba are telling people that they preferred being on their own the past several months and they don't want to be de-emphasized by aligning with Fat Albert.

Haarlem Heat will likely leave the PWL when their contracts are up at the end of January. They have been sitting out since dropping the tag straps.

Rudy continues to nix ideas on his new gimmick. He had been scheduled to be Ray Lake Crappie but that is now going to c-weight jobber Brooce Leee.

More Horner Brothers will be added but will likely be drawn from the PWL's pool of jobbers or tryout talent rather than established stars.

Look for Zod and Non to drop the NA tag straps sometime then defeat NC-17 for the World belts. That should lead to a New Order-Sexecutioners feud for the titles.

The PWL may be creating a new championship to be used in some bizarre comedy angles but there is no confirmation on that.

The PWL Suits don't want to job Terror Cooleroy Dark Angel or Cap'n Crunch out of their titles anytime soon. The C-weight belt is supposed to go to either Johnny Carwash or Suede Simpson probably at WrestleRama.

If JTG Stewie and West do form their own group look for JTG and Imp to run the PWL with Stewie going back to training the developmental talent most of the time with occasional on-camera appearances.,The PWL Insider,mikeh254@yahoo.com
# 1000,Wednesday 12-Jan-2000 00:06:43,208.235.4.193 writes,Swear by chance I was # 1000. I got on here to look at the results and read it just thought you'd like to know. that's all. ,The Terror,
New PWL President,Friday 31-Dec-1999 00:55:26,207.230.58.89 writes,December 30 1999 - 11:55 PM CST

The Professional Wrestling League is pleased to announce that The PWL Suits have elected J.J. Sternbutt as PWL President effective immediately. Sternbutt is a veteran wrestling executive and is remembered most for PWL role in the late-1980s as manager of The Clubbe wrestling group. Sternbutt promises that he will continue to run the PWL in the best interests of the fans as well as the wrestlers with the most influence backstage.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Terror - Who Cares?,Friday 31-Dec-1999 00:49:48,207.230.58.89 writes,Hey Boy. Hey Boy.

Terror you're just proving that you're just a damn soft babyface. You hide behind your friends and mentors and the Suits and now you don't even have the guts to challenge The Fattest Man In Wrestling? Well that's just fine brother - M. Kleats will be more than happy to bring the World championship home. And what about that damn World title? When Ronald McDonald left last month Gene West booked it so that I'd win that belt. This month same damn promise once again I don't get crap. Imp I hate you just as much as I hate Terror so I'm gonna take all of my frustration out on the rest of the PWL. I know you're still tight with the Suits and you get along with all the boys so you just remember that when I beat the whole damn organization to within an inch of its collective life careers are finished lives horribly ruined Mr. West is to blame.

Joe The Giant and Big Stewie? Any respect I had for you two I pissed down the drain when you joined forces with your buddies. You just watch yourself boys I don't care who you trained how smart or tough or big and fat you are you will be beaten. Hell if that punk-ass Terror can beat you two wiping you off the PWL map will be no problem.

One more thing Terror - you say you have another guy to bring in? Who the hell cares brother? The New Gang ain't losing sleep it'll just be another babyface ingrate that'll we'll destroy. Hey hey hey we're your problem today!,Fat Albert,FatAlbert@fake-email.com
As expected my view of the aftermath!!,Tuesday 28-Dec-1999 02:12:20,209.240.200.175 writes,(The Terror is at his home in Du Quoin Illinois. Next to him his the Triple Threat and Gene West. Terror looks down at the his newly won World Title and begins to speak.)

Hot Damn it's good to be the champ. Now being that tonight was my night but not my night alone I have somethings to say. And ye all had better listen 'cause it might be about you but mostly about The Fat One.

Albert you are just like the other Fat Boy that I ran out of town. And to make it simple for all the moranic fans out there you're a hold that The Biggest piece of s--- ever!!! Did you honestly think that you had what it took to take the tournament. Please don't make me laugh. This was our plan from the begining. But Albert it isn't down just yet.

I noticed that the Triple Threat is outnumbered a bit so I called up a friend of mine. And this person has told me that they will even up the odds. And if you are wondering whom this person is you're gonna have to wait. Wait until the next event. The event where I begin my reign my very long reign as Champion.

And as for my first opponent I choose M. Kleats. Yes I'm take that back we're gonna take out your pathetic little "gang" and prove to you why we're the best.

See this title may be "mine" but in all honestly it's the 3 Threat's title. They all helped me win it and by God they will help me keep it. Albert just a warning the 3 Threat is more than the name applies. We are much more than a THREAT let me assure you of that. Now I must go get drunk with my friends while you drown in a puddle of your own sorrow. Have fun bitch.

(The Terror and the rest of the 3 threat begin to party. Terror looks at the camera one last time and smiles as it fades to black.) ,The Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
Time to take a little credit here in the PWL,Wednesday 10-Nov-1999 09:51:12,209.7.233.76 writes,I'm gonna have to talk quick but hey nothing's quick with me. So I'll get to my point quickly.

Joe and I have waited long enough for our fair shake at the PWL Tag Team Titles. And at the TMS we get the chance but will it be fair.

So I was sitting here thinking what could we do to better this match? Well guess what I came up with the perfect idea and Haarlem Heat you may or may not like this but who cares I'll get this match passed.

See I think that this match should be a little of tornado match rules. Meaning all four mean at the same time. Then I think we should add in a little cage and some weapons for good measure I mean that is if the PWL can afford this stuff. But last but not least let's make it double elimination meaning both partners must be pinned. Sounds good to me and better sound good to you.

Now onto taking credit. If you're wondering what happened to CMI I'll tell you. A while after I destroyed Plague I broke some truth to him. Yes I told him that he was way to dang fat to ever see his penis ever again.

He then broke down in tears and waddled out of the building. It had to be the funniest thing I'd ever seen in my whole entire life. And as for Strike Force well I decided to Strike them with force. I took a nice billy-club and clubed the dumb sons-a-bitches right in the knee caps. Then I sent them away for a very long time. I don't think we'll be seeing them WALK down the PWL aisle for a very long time if ever again.

So I take full credit for their asses being gone from the PWL this day. Nobody else but me ran them out. I proved to be too good for their good and proved that I was the true great in wrestling and Plague and his goons just couldn't handle it. Well that was all I had to say today so I'll let the PWL be for a while. And just wait The Terror will steal the show at the TMS and maybe more.


PS: Mike or Joe check the stewie@angelfire.com account I mailed ya today with plans. Let me know if you got them. Thanks.,The Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
Old E-Fed,Monday 11-Oct-1999 17:37:00,134.117.86.33 writes,Sick of feds that close a month after you join 'em? Well we've been around for two years and we ain't goin' nowhere!

Ultimate Wrestling Federation,Mischa FUCKING Smith,msmith@chat.carleton.ca
Joe The Giant I gots something to say to YOU,Monday 27-Sep-1999 16:26:08,208.235.4.165 writes,Hey Hey I'm gonna make this quick. I know it's late. But anyway happy birthday man. Been a long time. Anyway I gots to get outta here and I see us winning the Tag Titles real soon. ;)

Lataz,The Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
An Offer to one Joe the Giant,Thursday 5-Aug-1999 08:19:04,152.203.233.100 writes,(Terror is seen just looking through some old pictures of his. He seems to be looking at ones from his training days. Before he became this so called God among wrestlers. He takes another look and turns around.)

I was sitting here thinking. Thinking about something real important to me and that is the PWL. Now I was a major player in the last PWL IYH. And do you want to know why 'cause ain't nobody in the PWL that can stop me from doing what I feel brotha.

Well that is except for one man maybe and that man is a "friend" of mine of sorts. That man is Joe the Giant. Joe I was looking back and saw everything that you taught me. Then I saw you do your little turn on me and everything a while back. Well that is the past and I have forgotten that. But I think we should do something that is right for the both of us.

Do something that is unheard of and why don't we become the Tag Team Champions? You know let Ronald Mac have his time in the sun. One of us will get that title back. You know that to be true. But now onto something else.

A first match with you. I have looked over Tag Teams here. And I think we should get straight to the point. The First Tag Team we should defeat are the Pillars of Pain. Yes you heard me right. They are the biggest and baddest ones here so I say we defeat them.

Then Strike Force looks to be a good team to defeat. Even the New Order would be in line to fall to us. Then we eventually get the Haarlem Heat to fall to us and capture the gold. I like the idea of that one. And Grimace and Ronnie you boys aren't safe either.

Now Joe no funny s--- here this is for good and for friendship. This is something I don't ask very often. Who knows this might put me face but I don't care. The fans cheered me at IYH:2. I don't think it bothered me. I mean I'm going to do what the hell I want to do with our without the fans approval. So Joe let me know what you think.


(Terror turns back around and continues to dig through the pictures. The old memories of his. The early days before the PIT.),The Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
A visit to Kermit,Sunday 25-Jul-1999 16:58:09,152.206.175.44 writes,(Terror is standing outside the house of Kermit the Frog. Terror knocks on the door and Kermit comes walking out. Terror says hi and begins his talking to Kerimt.)

Kermit I got great news. Last night I was informed of my role at IYH:2

I will be a guest commentator all night. With you and Guy smiley or what the hell his name is. Isn't that grand? So you'd better stay good for me.

I was just letting you know I know you're happy about this. You know we should go visit Guy right now? What do ya say?


(Kermit shrugs his shoulders and gets his hat and coat. Then he and Terror go out to go visit Guy Smiley. The pissed nosed commentator.),The Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
New E- Fed,Wednesday 14-Jul-1999 15:29:54,199.2.123.192 writes,There's a new e-fed and if you wanna be one of the first to join go to

http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Lodge/7419/,,
July 6 Results,Tuesday 6-Jul-1999 22:07:10,207.230.58.230 writes,The results for the July 6 card are now posted at PWL Online. News on the second annual PWL: IN YOUR HEAD supercard will be posted on PWL Online in the coming days.,The PWL Suits,stewie@angelfire.com
July 6 Matches,Monday 5-Jul-1999 00:05:01,207.230.48.159 writes,Here are the matches scheduled for July 6 at the PWL Hall:

World heavyweight champion SETH vs. THE TERROR;
North American heavyweight champion COOLEROY vs. JOE THE GIANT;
PLAGUE vs. FAT ALBERT;
World tag team champions STRIKE FORCE vs. THE TANGLEFEET;
Cruiserweight champion VENOM vs. XOOSE;
Women's World champion GRADE-A WOMAN vs. URSA.

This card is of course subject to change without notice. We wouldn't tell you that if we didn't have a feeling that it will change.,The PWL Suits,stewie@angelfire.com
Surprise PWL Card Scheduled for July 6,Sunday 4-Jul-1999 21:32:17,207.230.48.159 writes,Due to the shocking results at Sunday evening's PWL card the PWL Suits have decided to hold another wrestling show on Tuesday July 6 which had previously been scheduled as a day off for PWL employees. Matches for the card will be announced late Sunday night/early Moday morning St. Louis time.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
The weather's just fine thank you,Wednesday 30-Jun-1999 21:13:22,208.235.4.184 writes,(Terror is back in his home in Du Quoin Illinois. He is sitting back in his specially made green leather chair drinking a 7up. Dark Angel is in the kitchen making The Terror some damn food like she should be. Terror takes a couple minutes out of his busy schedule of drinking 7up and being lazy to give an interview for his adoring fans of the PWL. Because Terror's fans are the only true fans in the wrestling world. I mean c'mon who cheers on the face except for the overweight rednecks.)

A nice big Battle Royal is set for this Sunday eh. Well that's all nice and dandy for me. But you know I could give 2 rat's asses less who wins 'cause everyone knows that The Terror can and will defeat all who step in his way.

I mean I've beat everyone from Grimace to Joe the Giant to Plague. And I will defeat anyone who steps up next to me whether it be Plague again or even the Purple Freak himself Grimace. I could careless.

But whomever wins that Battle Royal you know you'll be tired which will make it that much more eaiser for me to deliver the SPIKE to you. So I will just sit back and wait for my next vicitim.


(Terror lies back into his chair and waits for Dark Angel to get done with his damn food.)

,The Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
PWL Card for July 4 1999 - Battle Royale Extravaganza,Monday 28-Jun-1999 23:57:18,209.74.139.13 writes,Here is the scheduled lineup for the July 4 PWL card:

Five big battle royales will take place one in each division:

-HEAVYWEIGHT;
-TAG TEAM;
-CRUISERWEIGHT;
-WOMEN;
-MIDGETS.

The top ten contenders in each division (as of June 20) compete in each battle royale. After the intermission the winners of each battle royale receive a shot at his/her/their division's reigning champion(s). In the heavyweight battle royale the winner receives a shot at World champion THE TERROR and the runner-up receives a shot at North American champion JOE THE GIANT.

There you have it. As always the card is subject to change depending on how the PWL Suits feel at any given moment during the day.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Next PWL Card,Sunday 27-Jun-1999 20:52:47,207.230.48.155 writes,The next PWL card will take place Sunday July 4 at the PWL Hall. Matches will be announced tomorrow (June 28) but it is definite that all PWL champions will appear at the show ready to defend their championships. ,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Where have I been?,Thursday 24-Jun-1999 08:54:07,168.191.164.64 writes,(Terror is sitting at his home in Du Quoin Illinois. He is enjoying a cold 7up and has his PWL World Title put in a glass case. Terror puts down the 7up and begins to speak.)

Well well well Terror hasn't been around for a while. Where has he been at? Well that's real simple I've been drunk off my A double S.

I mean why not. I won the title and I can celebrate for a couple of days then come back and dominate like I normally would. And I will do that with the only way I know and that is the way of Terror.

Now Plague damn straight Respect was due. I beat your ass 1-2-3 in the middle of the ring via Pinfall with no help. The best man won that night and I proved that you could never defeat me without anyone's help.

Gene West you deserve Respect. You called it down the middle and saw who should be the PWL World Champion. Well Gene I have a propostion for you. Since Dark Angel has the Women's division to dominate and she has sometime but not all the time to manage me I want to give you the chance to manage the PWL Heavyweight Champion something you've never done.

That's right Gene I want you as my manager. I want The IMP to come back and join The Terror and rule the PWL for all times. Just think the Greatest Heel Manager of all time managing the Greatest Heel Wrestler of all time. That would be a heaven indeed. But it's your choice.

Fat Albert you said that you wouldn't mind having a chance to fight Plague. Then so be it if you want me you have to go through Plague. The winner gets me at the next Super Card. Yep Plague vs Fat Albert winner meets Terror for the PWL Title at the next Super Card.

As for the rest of you like Joe The Giant. You are the North American Champion and that gives you the right to challenge me at anytime for MY title and I will grant you that shot at anytime you want and prove who could really win a Teacher vs Student fight.

Now I guess it's about time I turned in. So I'll address my adoring fans a bit later on. Later DUDES.


(Terror picks up his 7up and takes a drink and sits back and relaxes as Dark Angel comes out of the bathroom wet from just taking a shower.),Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
Respect IS due... for Plague,Wednesday 23-Jun-1999 22:33:23,207.230.48.218 writes,(We are at Fat Albert's unusually modest home in Philadelphia. He sits in his custom-made comfy chair calmly sipping a frosty chocolate milk shake. He notices the camera and speaks also calmly.)

Well hey hey hey. We have ourselves a new World champion today. Of all the people I figured would rival my reign it was the big dude Plague. I guess some higher powers had other plans and now we're subjected to a reign of Terror. I can handle that though. It seems the better man won that night.

Something does bother me though boys. The always bragging fat-boy wannabe Terror has been nowhere to be heard since he took the strap.

(Fat Albert becomes increasingly agitated at this point on the tape.)

Hey punk cat got your tongue? You just stroll on into the PWL lose more matches than you win and you continually scream and whine about your plight. Now you get a clean win for the World title no less and you finally shut the hell up. Show some class you moron. Make an appearance winning the strap ain't grounds to be taking an extra-long vacation.

As for Plague... you know I haven't had much need for you big man. I saw you much the same way I saw Terror. Strolling in here taking BOTH heavyweight belts and generlly being a pompous jerk. It's one thing to be confident even arrogant but I pegged you as a guy that was just here to further your career take the belts and move on to another league. then I noticed that you were a fighting champ never losing the North American title and when you did lose the World title you had enough guts to stick around and go so far as to give respect to Terror. I must say big man you may have even more class the FAT man from Philly hey hey hey.

I have something else to say to you Plague. You damn well better win that World title back because it would be my pleasure to battle you dude. Ain't nobody classier or worthier of respect than you Plague. Oh and you Terror: sooner or later your punk-@$$ is gonna be stomped into the ground if not by Fat Albert then maybe by Plague or perhaps another Giant of a man in the PWL. If I might swipe a phrase from the big man: Terror prepare for doomsday because you damn well know that it WILL happen sooner or later. And brother Fat Albert's betting on sooner.

HEY HEY HEY! THE FAT MAN HAS SPOKEN TODAY!,FAT Albert,stewie@angelfire.com
Respect is due...,Tuesday 22-Jun-1999 13:46:57,195.147.225.194 writes,(Plague stands in his changing room looking battered and beaten after his recent match.... Plague has a bandage around his head and looks dejected as he speaks..)


"Terror....I have to give it to you-that was one hell of a match...you proved to me that for the time being at least you deserve to hold that title belt..... However-Im not finished by a long shot...I dont feel right without that strap around my waist and be warned I will get it back! For the time being-enjoy your title reign youve sure as hell earnt it....but dont forget about the Plague...I will be back at the top real soon...."


(The camera pans away and the screen fades to black...),PLAGUE,
Terror-prepare to feel the pain!!,Sunday 20-Jun-1999 07:31:36,195.147.219.163 writes,(Plague stands looking pleased with himself in the landscaped grounds around the PWL head offices.... The other Monsters can be seen wondering amongst ponds and trees as Plague speaks..)


"Terror.... I hope your ready to feel the pain? Im coming at you with everything that Ive got and everything that ive got is more than an imbecile like you can handle!!! PWL get ready to see Plague at the top of his game...only one man can claim to be the best in the PWL and that man is me!!! Terror doomsday has fallen on you!!"


(Plague turns from the camera and walk towards the other Monsters who have huddled together in the shade of a large willow for a cold drink...Plague grabs a beer from Beast and raises is to the camera before the screen fades slowly to black...),PLAGUE,
Pain is just a feeling,Sunday 20-Jun-1999 20:45:42,208.235.4.188 writes,(Terror is standing in his locker room drinking a 7up and talking to Dark Angel. Terror takes a drink from the 7up can and begins to speak.)

Plague you just don't understand anything. You are nothing to me just like pain. The only reason I am going through you is to get the PWL World Title. If you didn't have it around your waist I could give to craps about you.

You say I will feel pain. That is a joke within itself. Pain is just a feeling. And to become champion you should not have any feelings while in the ring. Plague Pain is a feeling like sorrow and tonight I'll have neither. I will take that title from you and leave you in Pain wanting someone to feel sorrow over you.

I hate to say this but only your gay duo of Strike Force will feel something for you but it isn't sorrow but rather your damn ass. Prepare to be SPIKED Plague.


(Terror pops his neck is his same fashion and proceeds out of the locker room making his way to the Decagon of Doom.),Terror ,terror316@hotmail.com
Drunk can be good and bad,Friday 18-Jun-1999 21:27:08,208.235.4.160 writes,(Terror is standing in his hotel room holding a bottle of Jack Daniels. Terror looks at it and begins to laugh. He then takes out a 7up and chugs it down quickly. When he stops he turns and begins to acknowledge the camera that has been turned on.)

Hmmmm drinking the day before the big event. I don't think that's a good thing. I know a man as fat as you has a pretty good tolerance but nobody can stop the effects of a good alcohol.

I know this for a fact. Being around in the PWL for sometime now I have noticed that alot of its employees get drunk alot. I will first take you back to Fat Albert. Yes another fat man.

Now as many of you know Fat Albert was going to fight The Human Tornado a while back. I think in November at the beloved Thunder Cat Memorial Show. God Bless him and damn the woman that burnt him to a crisp. I believe LISA is her name. Anyway back to my point.

Fat Albert got drunk off his ass before his match and was pinned; ending HIS 3 year reign of champion. Now point number two.

A couple of months back when I won the NA title a Drunk PWL employee went to my friend WillisD and told him the results of the event before they happened. Man that got him in some serious s--- around here.

Now Plague you decide to drink the day before we fight. A day that you will lose and you will just want an excuse for losing. Well I hate to tell you there will be no excuse for when you lose to me. I know I will. Nothing will stop me and it will be announced;

"THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW WORLD'S CHAMPEEN; THE TERROR."

Plague I know this because getting drunk of the job is not good and you aren't the only one to do it in the past 24 hours. Plague prepare to be SPIKED!!!!!!!


(Terror then pops his neck in the fashion that a good man once showed him. He then takes the bottle of JD and smashes it over his head laughing all the while.)
,Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
Re: Drunk can be good and bad,Saturday 19-Jun-1999 09:59:54,195.147.225.1 writes,(Plague can be seen standing in his kitchen...he has a large glass of what looks like pure orange juice in his hand.....a bottle of vodka sits on the table behind him...Plague smiles into the camera before speaking...)


Terror....I dont need any excuses to do anything...I think you ought to know a few things about Plague!!

Firstly the only reason the fans cheer me is because you arrived in the PWL! I was the most hated and destructive heel in the PWL-So what I taught Strike Force?...that doesnt mean I need fans around me offering their damn support...

I have one driving force....Success-I havent changed my lifestyle in ten years! So what I like a drink? Its never stopped me before and I always cut down drastically in the weeks running up to a fight.... Im not looking for excuses-I have nobody to let down but myself! Im coming for my respect and im coming for the knowledge that I can beat you cleanly on any damn day of the week!!

Terror the time for talking is once again over.....next time we speak it'll be in the ring.... Im fired up and im pumped up and Im gonna bust your damn head open in that cage-Doomsday has truly fallen on you!!


(Plague sips from his glass before winking into the camera and the screen fades slowly to black...),PLAGUE,
I see you couldn't find one big enough,Thursday 17-Jun-1999 22:41:44,208.235.4.158 writes,(Terror is standing in his hotel room along with Dark Angel. Dark Angel is holding HER Women's title. Terror is drinking a 7up and enjoying a good laugh at Plague's latest remarks.)

Plague oh Plague. You say the PIT is doomed but you know The POP may have lost but my main lady got back what is rightfully hers and that is the Woman's Title.

So as I now see it it's 1-1 in wins. Well come Saturday The PIT will take the series and I will take MY World Title. You see you don't have what it takes to pin me cleanly and I'm starting to laugh harder each and everyday you say that you beat me.

'Cause this time the only way you can defeat me is CLEANLY. No outside help whatsover and that hurts you more then anything else in the World Today. Well almost anything else I think the SPIKE hurts just a bit more along with a swift kick to the groin by me would hurt also. Of course not hurt you 'cause as everyone knows Plague has no nuts and I'll prove it come Saturday.

You know Plague I actually can't wait. I get yoru overweight fat ass in Decagon of Doom. I get to smash your ugly face all over the Cage. I will bloody you so damn bad it won't even look funny. Plague your days are numbered here in the PWL and the count is down to 2.

So you know Plague 2 comes after one and before 3. So that means you don't have much time left. So Plague I hope you had a nice ride as Champion 'cause The Terror will reign Supreme along with my Queen Dark Angel atop of the PWL and the World as we know it Today.


(Terror pops his neck and gives Dark Angel a kiss on the neck and then he shuts off the camera not to catch certain things on tape.),Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
Re: I see you couldn't find one big enough,Friday 18-Jun-1999 18:50:54,195.147.225.189 writes,(Plague stands in his living room.....he's holding a can of 7up and looks happy as the camera pans across....Eliza Blade is sitting on the sofa looking good in a red satin dress..... The camera pans back to Plague as the world champion sips the 7up.....)


"Eeuurrggghhhhhh!!! What is this shit?"


(Plague throws the can of 7up across the room is hits the wall with a bang before hitting the floor where a bubbling puddle forms.....the camera switches back to the World champion...)


"You pansy ass-you drink piss!! Damn boy-you'll never grow big and strong like the Plague drinking that shit-Hey Liza chuck me a drink..."


(Eliza grabs a bottle of Jack Daniels from the table and throws it to the champ...Plague opens the bottle and gulps greedily before gasping for air...)


"Hell-thats better!! Terror.... The score will be 2-1 to the Monsters Im coming to pin you cleanly! There isnt a damn chance in hell that a sorry little bum like you can run the Plague out of the PWL...I was here before you and Ill be here long after you've left!! You think Ive got no damn balls? Then bring on all youve got-Ill take it all and then out you away for the 3? Forget the spike-what I want to know is if you can kick out of the Plague-Buster? I guess we're gonna find out......Doomsday has fallen on you!!"


(Plague turns away from the camera and Eliza stands up and wraps her arms around his neck.....Eliza looks over Plague's shoulder and blows a kiss as the picture fades to black....),PLAGUE,
Cold Feet?,Tuesday 15-Jun-1999 18:56:45,208.235.4.163 writes,(Terror and Dark Angel are sitting on their couch. Terror is drinking a 7up while DA is drinking a cherry 7up. Terror and her have been talking the last few days and decide to let their comments known to the world.)

You know I'm beginning to wonder if Plague is going to show up for the Super Cage. I mean he had a lot to say until I started to fire back and he seems to have found a hole big enough for his fat ass and he crawled in it.

Plague I like to see how you're a fighting champion and all but you are really quiet as of late. I can't put my finger on it but I guess when it comes to being the best man you'll always have cold feet. And as for Dark Angel here she'll reclaim what is rightfully hers.

That's damn right. Eliza you are like that fat ass Plague you seem to have to have found an UGLY Cave and hid yourself within it. But that's all fine with me bitch 'cause come time for the Cage you will FALL FROM GRACE.

And Plague you will fall once and for all from atop your mountain high and fall on your neck you will. All because you were SPIKED by the best.

(Terror then throws his head back laughing along with Dark Angel. They both finish their respective drinks and continue to discuss business.),Terror w/Dark Angel,terror316@hotmail.com
Re: Cold Feet?,Thursday 17-Jun-1999 14:46:01,195.147.227.148 writes,"Can you read the damn name Terror? PWL World heavyweight champion and the man who one way or the other has beaten you three times.....Plague doesnt crawl into holes and hide...the Monsters leave that up to the likes of your motley crew of losers....The Monsters stand and fight and one way or the other they win..... History should have shown you this....if not the future undoubtedly will!! Im not ready to be second best to your kind...Im coming to the cage allright and im coming there for one reason....to kick your sorry ass and run you out of the PWL once and for all....Im talking the talk and next Ill walk the walk....Doomsday has fallen on you!!!",PLAGUE(PWL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION),
So it is set ,Saturday 12-Jun-1999 17:22:23,208.235.4.185 writes,(Terror is standing within the confines of his Sanctuary. He is holding a 7up and a contract in his other hand. Terror takes a drink from the 7up and begins to speak.)

Well I see that the match of a lifetime is set. The Super Cage as they call it. Not only will I and Plague be a part of it but so will all other titles. I like that idea alot. And as for the best man winning well I don't seem to have a problem at winning then.

After I defeat you Plague I will be the best man on that night which will get me ready for being the best man on July 3rd. What is July 3rd you ask? Well that's a family affair so to speak.

Plague like we've stated you've never beat me cleanly and never will defeat me cleanly. I have proven that I can and will once again SPIKE you into the canvas. You always thought it was impossible to do it but I proved it at the GWF. And I'll prove it once again within the CAGE.

So Plague I hope you liked being World Champion 'cause your reign will come to a sudden and crashing stop.

And as for the Heat. Shut your gaps you damn fools. Yeah I'm the damn heel but heels are the smartest men in the business and I have proven it since I've got my fair rematch for the PWL title. So stop yapping and start fighting to get some respect around here. And as for your grilled cheese I piss on it.

And Gene something in me actually tells me that you'll call it down the middle. But with Plague in the cage he takes up more then half so I can see where it will be hard to cut it down the middle from that stand point.


(Terror then goes over and shuts off the camera and continues to drink his 7up.),Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
Re: So it is set ,Thursday 17-Jun-1999 14:42:29,195.147.227.148 writes,(Plague can be seen shaking his head in disbelief after Terrors words....)


"Terror you talk a good match-I just hope you can back it up in the ring...Ive been the Man in the PWL ever since my debut-Ive beaten all in my path....only you have been a worthy challenger but you belittle yourself with your jive talkin'!! The Plague is the man and Im coming to finish you once and for all-the fans are in my corner and I will not be stopped...you shall always be inferior to me...Doomsday has fallen on the whole PIT!!!"


(Plague turns from the camera and the picture fades to black...),PLAGUE,
Next Week - The PWL Will Shake Up Wrestling,Friday 11-Jun-1999 23:58:22,207.230.58.105 writes,The stage is set for next week as th PWL experiences what could be the most important matches is history... or at least until somebody else gets mad at Gene West.

It will be the week of the Supercage - championship matches settled not in the safety of a standard wrestling ring but in the bloody horror that is the steel Decagon (no wimpy octagons here). Ten sides of steel topped with a roof made out of (get this) STEEL! One championship contest per night until the cream (or scum) rises to the top of the PWL. In addition the PWL Suits wish to ensure fairness in officiating. Therefore our illustrious President Gene West will be the sole arbiter in each and every bout. Here is how the week will look:

Wednesday June 16: World tag team championship match: STRIKE FORCE (champions) vs. THE PILLARS OF PAIN (challengers).

Thursday June 17: Two matches this night! Women's World champion ELIZA BLADE defends against DARK ANGEL and World cruiserweight champion VENOM is challenged by former champion STARSHINE HIPPIE.

Friday June 18: North American heavyweight champion JOE THE GIANT will defend his title against FAT ALBERT. Additionally this match will be an as-yet-unseen Flapjack Match.

Saturday June 19: THE BIG ONE!!! World heavyweight champion PLAGUE once again will meet the thorn in every babyface's side THE TERROR!

The participants may be accompanied by anyone they choose but be warned that PWL Security Forces will be onhand to keep any and all stooges away from the Decagon of Doom.

What happens next week will definitely be felt in the PWL and I dare say all of pro wrestling for quite some time. ,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
I Will Call It Straight Down The Middle,Thursday 10-Jun-1999 19:13:24,207.230.48.216 writes,I Gene West accept the role of official and sole referee for the upcoming battle between Plague and Terror. I shall be a fair unbiased official. I will call it the way it must be done. There will be one winner one man will walk out as the PWL World heavyweight champion I give you my word. Indeed we will find out who has the power in the PWL who will be the top heavyweight wrestler. Plague I couldn't have put it better myself: may the BEST MAN WIN!,PWL President Gene West,stewie@angelfire.com
Clean Match? Fair Ending?,Thursday 10-Jun-1999 19:06:06,207.230.48.216 writes,A clean match AND a fair ending? Hell we thought Terror was playing the heel in the PWL. Yeah we'll see that type of finish the same day we see us get booked into a win. That'll be the day you see the Mayhem or the Uglies or Tibor and Hawley get booked period. Y'know every damned week (or however the PWL schedules its shows) they drag all these cruiserweights out from their real jobs waste their time by not booking matches for 'em pay the poor guys next to nothing and send them back off to wherever it is they come from. A lot of us were promised big things when we signed on here in the PWL. Larry and I don't even have keys to the restroom in the back of the PWL building does that place have a real name? Nobody bothered to tell us! Most of the jobbers aren't even allowed in the dressing room they have to break open the fire hydrant across the street if they want a post-match shower.

Gene West personally promised me a free grilled cheese when I signed. Hey Gene where the hell's my grilled cheese?,Haarlem Heat (Larry & Brian),
Terror getting some grief?,Thursday 10-Jun-1999 18:16:18,208.235.4.139 writes,(Terror is sitting in a chair at his home in Du Quoin Illinois. He is enjoying a nice 7up and relaxing. He sits for a few minutes and begins to talk.)

You know something the Terror doesn't want anybody feeling sorry for him especially Gene West. Gene you beat me after you cheated Plague has beat me twice after he cheated. But now I see how much beating me clean means to him I will put out this challenge to him.

Plague screw the Loser leaves the PWL crap. Ok 'cause I'm one to kick Fat Albert's ass all over the ring. So I say we do it your way Steel Cage No Door and a Roof. Nobody can get in or out until our match is over. But to make things a bit more interesting how about we don't have a wrestling ring. Why don't we just wrestle on the concrete. See that way no-one can hide under the ring and attack at anytime. This is a one fall match up between you and I. And I'll even pick the official for the match GENE WEST.

You heard me right he screws me that's fine. He doesn't he proves that he's fit to run the PWL from atop the PWL Towers. I know he'll do the right thing and finally give the PWL something it's never had and that's a clean match with a fair ending between Plague and The Terror.


(Terror takes the 7up can and launches it at the camera knocking over the camera and ending the interview.),Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
Re: Terror getting some grief?,Thursday 10-Jun-1999 18:55:02,195.147.216.197 writes,(Plague sits in a plush leather sofa with a can of Bud...... The other monsters can be seen nosing around in the Psychiatrists office as Plague taps the mic before sapeaking...)


"Well Terror Im glad you stopped with the crap..... this is the way it should be....our pride and the world title on the line- I agree wholeheartedly to the stipulations-you versus me with no interferance whatsoever! Gene if your the ref-you call it straight down the line Ive been denied a clean victory time and time again-If anybody taints this match Ill break their necks with my own damn hands!! Terror.... our greatest battle is at hand...may the best man win....."


(The camera pans away and the screen fades quickly to black...),PLAGUE,
Haarlem Heat fined for talking,Wednesday 9-Jun-1999 22:15:55,207.230.58.104 writes,Haarlem Heat (Larry Franklin and Brian Troost) have been fined $723 for talking at great lengths about things they're not supposed be revealing. The cruiserweights and women they mention are actual competitors and they truly exist but we don't have contact with them because uh well how about this their phones were disconnected. Yes that'll do.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Hey Terror,Wednesday 9-Jun-1999 22:12:11,207.230.58.104 writes,Hey Terror you said you wanted an official referee? There ain't none of them in the PWL don't you know that? Hell we've been in the PWL off and on for almost a year and we don't even have names! Sometime it's like we're almost forgotten! Who are some of these cruiserweights we see in the rankings? What about these women? Who are these "suits" we read about? Haarlem Heat just found out there was a PWL Website earlier today!

Oh by the way we're not from The Netherlands and we're not from New York City. Haarlem Heat is just Larry Franklin from the "mean streets" of Wichita Kansas and I am Brian Troost from St. Cloud Minnesota. So there.,Haarlem Heat,
Waffle House Sez...,Wednesday 9-Jun-1999 22:03:31,207.230.58.104 writes,Hey Plague if you're unhappy with the way you defeated Terror and kept the World title you could always give it to me. You can stop in anytime hand over the belt and I'll give ya free waffles for life.

Oh and Terror if you wanna trade Dark Angel for free waffles for life I'll be glad to do it my friend.,Waffle House,
Re: Waffle House Sez...,Thursday 10-Jun-1999 18:49:10,195.147.216.197 writes,"Stuff your waffles up your damn ass you sorry little sack of shit!!!",PLAGUE,
Notes From The Prez,Wednesday 9-Jun-1999 21:58:42,207.230.58.104 writes,Although The Terror and I have had a long-standing feud even I must admit that had it not been for the inexplicable interference of Joe the Giant Mr. Terror would now be the World heavyweight champion. As the match this past Sunday was of a no-disqualification nature the result must perhaps unfortunately stand. Now though it seems that the top heavyweights have gotten a bit out of control. Plague and Terror are threatening to leave the PWL Fat Albert has been bombarding the PWL Offices making prank phone calls and for the past several days Joe the Giant has been standing outside PWL Headquarters for no apparent purpose. Was there something in the water backstage on Sunday?

As for the requests of Plague and Terror well I'd like to book a rematch between you two. If you really want these stipulations that you have requested we'll do our best to include as many as we feel are necessary. When the Suits and I make our decision both of you as well as everybody in the PWL will be made aware of it I promise you.,PWL President Gene West,stewie@angelfire.com
Re: Notes From The Prez,Thursday 10-Jun-1999 18:47:53,195.147.216.197 writes,(Plague stands in his dressing room with the world title over his shoulder...hes shaking his head as the Prez's interview comes to a close...)


"Hey Prez....I have no intention of leaving the PWL now or ever...Im merely proving a point to an inferior opponent....Terror thinks that he can up the stakes and put his career on the line? Nobody wants to see a great grappler like Terror leave so Plague'd get screwed! No damn way..... If Terror wants to talk careers and my title belt then we'll put everything on the damn line! Im staying...the belts staying....and Terror's leaving town with his whole damn stable-thats just the way the cookie crumbles! I can talk the talk and walk the walk and Ill prove it once again!!!!"


(Plague turns from the camera and the screen fades quickly to black...),PLAGUE,
Hey hey hey! What's your problem today?,Wednesday 9-Jun-1999 21:46:31,207.230.58.104 writes,Hey hey hey! Plague Terror both of you are bitchin' and cryin' over how you got screwed and how you didn't wrestle the way you wanted to. Well that's too damn bad for you brothers. Do either of you actually think that I give a crap about how much you hate each other? Do you think anybody outside the PIT and CMI give a damn about either of you? Neither of you could wrestle a clean match to save your sorry lives. When was the last time either of you beat me cleanly screwjob or otherwise? Who was it that was the World champion for over three damn years? Who didn't whine when he lost the belt last year? The Fat One that's who.

Hey before you two blimps start thinkin' ahead of yourselves lemme make myself so damned clear that even you two can understand. I don't want in your little match. You two worry about each other and when the dust settles dudes A Real Fat Man will stand tall over the PWL just like he has for the past several years. Plague and Terror if you want loser-leaves-town matches go ask for one and the suits'll prob'ly give it to you. If you get your match I have only one request: that someway somehow both of you lose so I don't have to put up with your sorry asses anymore.

Hey hey hey! The Fat One has spoken.,FAT Albert,stewie@angelfire.com
Re: Hey hey hey! What's your problem today?,Thursday 10-Jun-1999 18:43:34,195.147.216.197 writes,"Hey hey f---in' hey....I strongly suggest that the fat one shuts his damn mouth and minds his own damn business!!! You want to get your ass kicked by the best world champion that the PWL has ever seen? Then step up to the plate fat boy and Ill give you an ass kickin' Monster style!!",PLAGUE,
A last time challenge to Plague,Wednesday 9-Jun-1999 17:25:34,208.235.4.144 writes,(Terror is standing in his Sanctuary all alone. He has a pissed off look on his face as he begins to speak.)

Ok fine and dandy I was screwed again. But Plague you've never beaten me fair and square. So I offer you a one time challenge. Me vs You in a match with an official referee of the PWL. But wait there's a catch.

If anyone interferes for you you lose the title and I win it. If anyone interferes for me I leave the PWL. Now there is still more. If I win I get the title you win I leave the PWL. Notice a pattern. Ok when I say win I mean WIN in anyway. Also if the ref doesn't catch the interference who cares it was there and the result will come from the interference.

So Plague if you gots the NUTS you can come get you some from the man that has planted you from a SPIKE all by himself.


(Terror pops his neck and turns away from the camera to go discuss some business with a special someone.),Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
Re: A last time challenge to Plague,Wednesday 9-Jun-1999 18:49:52,195.147.212.41 writes,(Plague sits in his dressing room...hes staring at the PWL title and he doesnt look happy...)


"Terror...you think I was happy defending my title like that? Im a fighting champion and its time for you and I to finish this damn feud once and for all....you want to put your career on the line? Well that suits me fine but Im the champ and I make the damn rules.....this is how its going to be...... We will meet for the PWL title in a cage with no door and no damn roof....the whole cage will be lowered over the ring and once its down nobody gets in or out until one of us has been pinned or submitted! PWL security will swamp the ringside area to prevent any tricks..... And one final little stipulation...the loser must leave the PWL forever!! Career vs. career and to make it a little bit more interesting if I lose the whole Damn CMI will leave the PWL....I need to prove something to myself and to do that I need to beat you cleanly one on one..... I know for a fact that I can do it and Im willing to risk the whole damn show If I cant....Terror bring on your final challenge but be warned Doomsday has fallen on you!!!!"


(Plague scoops the title up from the table and slings it over his shoulder before exiting through the door and walking off down the corridor...the picture fades slowly to black....),Plague,
Brief Wrestling Goodwill Festival results,Monday 7-Jun-1999 18:13:16,207.230.58.99 writes,Here are the quick results of the Wrestling Goodwill Festival. Detailed reports from the show will be posted on the PWL website shortly.

MATCH 1: CAP'N CRUNCH regained the Midgets' championship by defeating champion MASCARITA DIABLO and challenger ORKO in a Three-Way Dance. Crunch pinned Diablo in 9:24.

MATCH 2: ELIZA BLADE became a two-time Women's champion by making champ DARK ANGEL tap out to a Boston crab in 11:12.

MATCH 3: VENOM reached the cruiserweight pinnacle by pinning STARSHINE HIPPIE in an electrifying 23:14 match to win his first PWL cruiserweight championship.

MATCH 4: New champions crowned again as STRIKE FORCE (BEAST and CARNAGE) reclaimed the World tag team championships from THE PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM and QUARTZ). Quartz was easy pickings after an Eliminator as he was pinned by Carnage in 8:55.

MATCH 5: Notice a pattern? PWL legend JOE THE GIANT won his first North American title pinning champion FAT ALBERT in a lumbering match that saw both men bodyslam each other. JTG got the win in 7:23.

MATCH 6: With PWL President GENE WEST looking on PLAGUE defended the World title against THE TERROR in a no-disqualification match. Terror had the champ defeated as the Pillars arrived to help Terror nail Plague with the Terror Spike. One two ... the referee was pulled out of the ring by new North American kingpin Joe the Giant. Joe climbed into the ring and as Terror questioned Joe the Teacher leveled the Student with a Giant Chokeslam. Joe draped Plague's arm over Terror and Gene West rushed into the ring to make the three-count. Quite the screw-job to be sure but Plague retains the World heavyweight championship in 12:16.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Re: Brief Wrestling Goodwill Festival results,Tuesday 8-Jun-1999 13:32:38,195.147.225.132 writes,(The fans in the arena go wild as the video wall lights up and 'Chaos' by Unkle blares across the arena...... White smoke erupts from behind the huge video wall and on the screen the camera rushes forwards from the roof of an arena spiralling in rapidly and then swinging round to show the Monsters all decked out in gold....Plague talks into the camera...)


"Seems the Monsters have all the damn gold....well nobody can say that we didnt warn you! Terror....not quite the way a true champion would wish to retain his title but nevertheless another victory over your sorry ass!!!"


(The camera pans across to Eliza Blade and she has the PWL Womens title over her shoulder....the men in the audience are cheering and wolf whistling as the Blade speaks...)


"Dark Angel.... 2-1 to the Blade!! Ive got the gold again and this time I wont be relinquishing it so damn quickly!!"


(Blade steps back and Venom takes her place...)


"Starshine...once again you proved that you were a great champion....good match but the result was inevitable-Venom is now the reigning and undefeated PWL BWF PWS and IWF World Cruiserweight champion can anybody stop da man?"


(Venom giving his cross armed salute to the screaming fans before the camera pans across towards the tag champions Strike Force and the fans go wild as both men hold their titles aloft.....Carnage speaks....)


"What did we tell y'all? Strike Force are the greatest team ever to set foot in a wrestling ring and are once again the champs!!"


(Beast continues...)


"Pillars-you will never be better than us-we are the real deal you are just second rate wannabes!!!"


(The camera pans for the last time back to the World Heavyweight champion...)


"Terror I was hoping that id never have to fight you again...however-you put up a damn good fight and I wasnt happy with the end result.... we will definately meet again!! Joe-im not sure why you helped me....maybe you've realised that the Monsters are the only stable to hang with? Drop me a line big man...... PIT the destruction of your title aspirations was inevitable-the Monsters cannot be stopped....PWL Doomsdsay shall fall on you all!!!!!"


(Plague turns his back on the camera and the Monsters looks pleased as they all lift a title belt into the air before the picture fades slowly to black....),Cosmic Monsters Incorporated,zigger@globalnet.co.uk
you wanna talk in the ring? That suits us just fine!!,Monday 7-Jun-1999 14:19:09,195.147.225.220 writes,(The Monsters stand in the changing room shortly before the Goodwill festival...plake looks genuinely happy as he turns to face the camera... The other Monsters then turn slowly and Beast talks...)


BEAST:- "PIT seems like you've finally shut your damn mouths?"


CARNAGE:- "Well if you want to talk in the ring then that suits us just fine!"


BLADE:- "Because one way or the other the Monsters are coming to kick some serious ass at the Goodwill Festival!!"


VENOM:- "And for you boys and the Starshine hippy there will be no damn goodwill shown!!"


(The Monsters all go around their business...only Plague remains and hes still smiling as he looks deep into the camera....)


"PIT At the Goodwill Festival-Doomsday shall fall on you all!!!!"


(Plague also turns from the camera now and the shot pans away fading slowly before everything is black....),The Monsters,zigger@globalnet.co.uk
PIT the countdown has begun!,Sunday 6-Jun-1999 16:32:34,195.147.225.143 writes,(The fans in the arena go wild as 'Cosmic Monsters Inc.' by White Zombie hits the speakers.... The video wall starts to roll before settling and fireworks erupt from around it edges....The music grinds to a halt and the Monsters can be seen standing under a hude digital clock...The timer is running backwards....the camera scans even further back and a loud ticking can be heard across the arena as Londons Big Ben comes into view....the screen closes rapidly in once again and the Monsters are smiling as Plague speaks...)


"PIT the clock is ticking.... The time to put up or shut up is at hand.... The Monsters shall reign supreme....Doomsday has fallen on you...."


(The screen moves slowly away as the Monsters draw their thumbs slowly across their throats..... The picture fades to black and only the loud ticking can be heard before even that fades to nothing.......),THE C.M.I,
PIT at the Festival the Monsters arent showing you any damn goodwill!!,Saturday 5-Jun-1999 09:26:52,195.147.211.10 writes,(The fans in the arena are looking restless as the camera pans slowly across the heaving masses.... suddenly as if as one the whole arena is on its feet and screaming as 'Cosmic Monsters Incorporated' by White Zombie hits the speakers....red and black smoke billows from around the aisle curtain.... and with a loud explosion of red fireworks the aisle curtains go up in flames and the Monsters come sprinting through heading towards ringside..... The fans are nearly flattening the railings trying to get near their heroes as the Monsters tag their hands...Plague leads the charge as all five of the Monsters roll into the ring...Plague with a mic...)


"Cut the Damn Music!!!"


(The cheers in the arena are deafening as the Monsters- Strike Force Venom and the Blade climb the turnbuckles for a cross armed salute leaving Plague clutching the mic in the centre of the ring....Plague continuing...)


"Whoah-calm down for a minute...."


(Plague waiting for the mad cheers to die down a little....)


"Seems that the Goodwill Festival is finally upon us and the Monsters get the chance to send the PIT packing! Well PIT the Goodwill Festival will be all Monster-you cant stop us you can only try and fail!! Terror-once again you get a shot at a title that you can never hold-you get a shot at MY World title-youve already stated that I can never defeat you again...well punk you couldnt be further from the truth...I can and I will beat you again-and at the Goodwill festival I will make you realise that you can NEVER be the Man in the PWL!!! Hey Blade...have you got anything to say to that Fat Angel?"


(Plague tossing the mic to the beautiful Eliza Blade and the men in the audience are loosening their collars as the Blade speaks..)


"Angel-we've met twice and the score is one all-well at the Festival I make it 2-1 by kicking your fat ass and taking back that womens title! You can talk as much as you like but I have more talent and far better looks-you are far from angelic...you should re-name yourself the Dark Hippo! Get ready for the Blade-Im coming to take you out!!"


(Eliza passing the mic to Venom and the superstar lightweight is smiling as he speaks..)


"God-I feel a bit left out at the Festival....I mean Im the only monster not facing one of the PIT's.... Oh well-PIT you should count yourself damn lucky that you havent got to face me-you have more than enough on your plate as it is without having to tangle with the best lightweight ever!!! Starshine...you are one hell of a champion you took me to a time limit draw in one of the most exciting matches in my life.... but you and me both know that I had the better of you! You and me both know that I am the greater technician-high flyer and submisiion master..... you and I both know that at the Goodwill Festival your title reign ends and mine begins.... I wish you luck-your sure as hell gonna need it!!"


(Venom tossing the mic over his shoulder and Carnage catches it with one hands....)


"Pillocks.... You never beat us for our belts and you never will beat us....our title reign was never truly ended and after the Festival we'll have the belts around our waists to prove it-we are the greatest team every to set foot in a wrestling ring the perfect combination of skill and power and when the show comes to a close we'll be standing tall and..."


(Beast taking the mic and growling his words...)


"You'll be on your backs in a pool of blood!!"


(Plague putting a hand on the behemoths shoulder and taking the mic for the final time...)


"PIT-At the Goodwill Festival Doomsday will fall on you all! The Monsters shall reign supreme!!"


(Plague dropping the mic to the canvas and joining his stable mates in a cross armed salute as the fans go absolutely potty..... The Monsters exit the ring and walk slowly down the entrance aisle tagging hands with the fans as Gene West walks out from the aislke curtains to meet them....the fans starting a 'PIT Sucks' chant as the Monsters and Gene West give one final salute to the fans before exiting through the charred aisle curtains and the screen fades slowly top black...),Cosmic Monsters Inc.,zigger@globalnet.co.uk
Time for Last Minute Comments,Friday 4-Jun-1999 21:41:44,209.74.139.14 writes,It's almost here! The Wrestling Goodwill Festival is only two days away and it's time for everybody involved to toss in final remarks. Plague has kicked it off we'll see if anybody can top him. Good luck to everybody involved!,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
PWL News Update: West pins Terror!,Wednesday 2-Jun-1999 23:59:50,207.230.58.115 writes,In a fabulous display of clean scientific wrestling PWL President successfully defended his good name by pinning The Terror in a match lasting 5:27. Original special referee Grimace was deemed unfit to officiate by an indpendent wrestling official. It seems Grimace was too biased in favor of Terror so he was removed leaving World champion Plague as the sole official for the contest. Plague refereed admirably and it was only natural for him to physically assault Terror due to his refusal to break on five counts his constant use of illegal punches and kicks and irritating style of wrestling. The match concluded when Plague attempted to move Terror back from the ropes when Gene West sprayed Terror in the eyes with 7-Up. Terror staggered West kicked him in the general groin region and rolled him up for a three count. Some may say Plague's count was a wee bit quick but seeing as how it was his first time officiating it was completely understandable and no investigation is planned by the PWL Suits.

PWL Officials have decided though to fine Terror $1000 for wasting everybody's time by issuing challenges he is unable to back up physically or mentally.

We'll see everybody this Sunday June 6 for the Wrestling Goodwill Festival!,PWL News Extra,stewie@angelfire.com
Re: PWL News Update: West pins Terror!,Friday 4-Jun-1999 13:42:18,195.147.222.87 writes,(Plague is standing in his changing room.....the fans are viewing him on the video wall and they are going nuts as Plague laughs insanely whilst staring into the camera...the big man is wearing his striped officials outfit and looks pleased with himself...)


"Terror...King of the Screw job got outscrewed...what a damn shame...."


(Plague laughing some more...)


"You try and stack all the cards in your favour-then in strolls the champ and blows them all down.....life can be a bitch huh? Well Terror let this be another lesson to you-The Monsters rule the roost and when we decide that something is going to happen-it happens! At the Goodwill Festival we intend on ridding the PWL of you scum once and for all-try and stop us if you can!!"


(Plague laughing again to himself as the camera pans away and then fades slowly to black....),PLAGUE,
That World champion has a good idea!,Monday 31-May-1999 22:45:57,207.230.48.224 writes,Well Terror it seems that our distinguished World heavyweight champion Plague wants to be a guest referee as well. Since he is the champion who am I to turn him down? Therefore let's schedule this match for tomorrow Tuesday June 1. I hope we haven't thrown all of your hopes and dreams into the trash Terror. See you on Tuesday.,PWL President Gene West,stewie@angelfire.com
You're right about...,Saturday 29-May-1999 04:06:21,152.170.36.46 writes,(Terror is standing outside on his balcony on his Florida home. Terror is just watching the ocean and the waves hit the shore. Terror watches for a very long time until Dark Angel comes out to join him. He looks at her and begins to talk to her.)

You know Gene is right about a few things but not many. Like how he isn't a wrestler and he won't put a dent in my future plans and I'll still fight Plague and how he still has a bit of the IMP left in him. He was also right about a person liking GREEN a bit more then Purple. But he hasn't realized that I've got more cash then the PWL could dream of having.

But who cares I just want to get this over with once and for all. I want that PWL title and prove to Plague that his size is nothing compared to Terror-Mania and the little Terrors out there. But Plague will have to wait until West gets his. But I'll save the best for Plague to finally end his little streak.

But Gene is going to be the man of the hour and he is going to get stomped once and for all. I'm not one for attacking my boss but he pissed me off one too many times. Oh well West or I guess he'll be the IMP come Tuesday he will get his and the SPIKE will be the most unpleasent thing he's ever gonna feel.

You know I was checking back into my history in the PWl and I can't recall 1 World Champion West managed while they were under him oh well I guess that's his damned luck.


(Terror then hugs Dark Angel and kisses her lightly on the forehead. They then go back into the main house and sit and enjoy a few 7ups.),Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
Re: You're right about...,Monday 31-May-1999 13:08:49,195.147.227.119 writes,"Keep on talkin' boy! If cash talks youd have some talent in that two bit stable of yours.... You can save as much for me as you like but the wise money says it wont be enough! Ive talked the talk and walked the walk-Plague is the man in the PWL and when Gene has beaten your sorry ass and Plague has destroyed you once again-maybe you'll realise that and run from the PWL with your tail between your legs like the yellow stinkin' coward that you are! The Monsters are running wild-Doomsday has fallen on you!!",PLAGUE,
Don't Get Too Confident Terror,Friday 28-May-1999 21:32:58,207.230.48.171 writes,Well Mr. Terror the be-all and end-all when it comes to wrestling hell. I see that you've challenged me to a match and you want to have your crony Grimace as special guest referee. Fine that's just fine I accept wholeheartedly.

You seem to be well-versed in PWL history Terror. That's good I like that maybe that's why you've gotten as far as you have in the PWL. Don't forget though that there's always going to be a little bit of The Imp in me. I was the top heel manager this company's ever seen. As president I do what is right for the company but I haven't forgotten how to win at all costs.

How about this Terror: Terror versus Gene West next Tuesday June 1. Don't worry no weird stipulations my friend. You still get your shot at Plague at the Festival. And it's true that I might not put much of a dent in your future career plans I've never claimed to be a wrestler. As the president though I have the power. I have the final say around here. So don't be too confident about getting help in our match because when you get right down to it sir all of your friends in the back know whose @$$ to kiss to get a push in the company. Now if you'll excuse I going to meet with a certain wrestler to see how he likes it here. He thinks purple is a pretty nice color but I'm positive he truly prefers green.,PWL President Gene West,stewie@angelfire.com
Re: Don't Get Too Confident Terror,Monday 31-May-1999 13:04:41,195.147.227.119 writes,(Plague is chuckling to himself after Gene has finished speaking...he turns slowly to the camera...)


"Gene....I think its only fair that there are two guest referee's....that Purple asshole can only f--- things up on his own..... And it just so happens that Ive found this striped shirt... Ill see you all on Tuesday...oh and Terror let me tell you that as sure as god made little green apples...I will be holding Gene's hand aloft at the end of that bout.....Doomsday has fallen on you!!"


(Plague turns from the camera and the picture fades to black...),PLAGUE,
The reason why the PIT will reign Supreme,Friday 28-May-1999 13:13:50,209.7.233.78 writes,(The PIT are all sitting in a local McDonalds. Terror is enjoying a large Sprite since McDonalds doesn't serve 7up. Terror is also eating a double cheeseburger. Dark Angel is drinking a vanilla shake. Golem and Quartz have both finished their food and are just sitting back. The Captain is eating a bowl of Crunch Berries that he snuck in. JTG is enjoying a thing of fries a drink and a couple Quarter Pounders. As you listen more closely you over hear a conversation between Terror and Dark Angel.)

You know Plague seems to have gotten a bigger head then he did before. I mean look at him he thinks because he's pinned me twice with screw jobs that he can beat me upcoming at the good will festival. Well I'm going to have to inform him that he cannot defeat me ever again.

Well you know it's all Gene West's fault that you lost. He is the one that cost you that match this past week with Plague.

Yes that is oh so true. You know that makes me think of a great idea. I think that I should just challenge Gene to a match and prove to him why you don't screw with me.

(All of a sudden Grimace comes up from behind and decides to give his 2 cents in.)

Hey Terror that is a great idea. Gene has been screwing me out of matches just because I was forced to appear in a place that I didn't want to be at. I think you should get your hands on him and destroy him.

Who asked you to disturb me? But you know you are right Gene is a power hungry IMP. He needs to be dealt with and I think I'm the one that will do it. What do you say Grimace?

I say go for it. But you know West has this thing with special guest refs I think you will need one also.

That is a great idea but whom should I get. I need someone who holds just as big of a grudge with Gene as I do. Oh I know how about you purple blob.

I'd love to help you out. I've always wanted to align myself with you after you gave me the beating of my life when you first came here.

Then it's set Grimace you help me you are in the PIT and Gene's ass will be mine when I get my hands on him. HA HA HA HA.

Terror picks up his trash and gets up. He throws it away along with the rest of the PIT. They all walk out with Grimace waving good-bye to them through a window.),Terror and Dark Angel,terror316@hotmail.com
Re: The reason why the PIT will reign Supreme,Monday 31-May-1999 13:01:02,195.147.227.119 writes,(Plague looks bemused after watching Terrors McDonalds footage..... The other Monsters also seem quite amused as they can be seen huddling around a man and talking in the corner of the gym..... Plague speaks...)


"Terror....you think that my head is getting bigger and that my ego is inflating? Well punk Ive never had a problem with believing in myself because Ive proven again and again that I can beat your kind on any given night! As for informing me that I can never defeat you again?"


(Plague shaking his head in pity...)


"Big words...lets see you back them up...Im gonna beat your ass many more times yet! As for Grimace being a referee and part of the PIT? God he fits in so well....a big dumb Purple asshole should suit your style particularly well!!"


(The other Monsters look over and they're all laughing as Plague chuckles to himself..... The man they were talking too can be partially seen....a crisp suit can be seen but the Beast has his hand on the mans shoulder and his head is hidden from view.....)


"And finally before I leave you to your dreams of beating the undefeatable..... Whats all this talk of beating up Gene West? You should stick to what your good at.....hey what are you good at? Anyway.... As of now Gene West has the full time protection of the hottest most talented group in the PWL today...."


(The camera pans to the monsters again and in the arena the fans go wild as Gene West can be seen talking to the Monsters.... Gene turns to the camera smiling and winking before the camera pans back to Plague...)


"Terror....PIT....your games are over... The Plague has Gene's back and that means he's outta your class! Prepare for the Festival because the Monsters are ready and your arses are going to get beaten-Doomsday has fallen on you all!!"


(Plague turns from the camera and walks towards his team mates...we see both Plague and Gene shake hands before laughing together and the picture fades to black....),PLAGUE,
Pillars....we're coming for our belts!!,Thursday 27-May-1999 19:08:52,195.147.222.100 writes,(Strike Force are in the CMI gym and they look really pumped up and fit as they take a break for a drink and a quick interview.....Beast speaks first...)

"Pillars...it seems your title reign is coming to a close....."

(Carnage continues...)

"You never beat us fairly for our belts and the whole world knows that we should still be the champions.... "

(Beast nodding in agreement..)

"And at the Goodwill Festival we will prove that point by lifting the tag titles once again and this time you wont be getting your dirty hands on them again!!"

(Carnage clapping his hand onto Beast massive shoulder and taking over...)

"Pillars your time of reckoning is at hand...the PIT have been slipping as of late and when the Goodwill Festival is over your fall from grace will be complete-the CMI are coming for all the damn gold!! Pillars prepare to get your asses beaten-we can not and will not be stopped!!!"

(Strike Force walk away from the camera and roll into the ring...the camera keeps rolling for a few minutes as Strike Force practice some awesome new double team manouvres before the screen fades to black...),STRIKE FORCE,
Dark Angel....I want that belt back and Im sure as hell going to get it!!,Thursday 27-May-1999 19:01:16,195.147.222.100 writes,(Eliza stands by the pool...shes wearing a very small swimming costume and shes being taunted by the other Monsters who are lounging in the water and around pool side...)

"Yeah Okay guys...give it a rest.... Dark Angel-I didnt get to hold that belt for very long but it looked good around my waist! Unfortunately the only thing that looks good on you is a brown paper bag-over you head of course! You ended my title reign quickly and at the Festival Im going to return the favour! Im the hottest babe and the hottest prospect in the PWL and you'd better be prepared to get beaten from pillar to post because Im ready for your fat out of shape ass and at the Festival I will be champion once again-The Monsters are running the show and the PIT are too weak to stop us!!"

(Angel looking gorgeous even while angry.... Venom can be seen behind her in the pool and with a grin on his face he grabs he leg and pulls her backwards into the pool with a splash.... Beast stands from his deck chair and looks at the cameraman...)

"Go on get the hell outta here!!"

(The camera quickly exiting through the back gate as the picture fades slowly to black...),Eliza Blade,
Starshine...the time has come to fall from grace!,Thursday 27-May-1999 18:53:50,195.147.222.100 writes,(Venom stands in the CMI gym in Southend England.... The other monsters can be seen working out on the bag and in the gym as Venom speaks...)

"Starshine the time has come for your star to be extinguished-you gave me a great match last time around and you truly are a great champion but at the Goodwill festival-Venom reaches the top of the PWL and there isnt a damn thing ahybody can do to stop me-the Monsters rule the PWL and you are just a small part of a clean sweep of titles..... Get ready for the thrashing of your life-Venom will be the man!!!"


(Venom turning his back on the camera and heading over to the weights as the screen fades slowly to black...),Venom,
And once again Plague pins Terror!,Thursday 27-May-1999 14:01:54,195.147.225.151 writes,(plague is chuckling to himself as the camera catches up with him the his locker room...)

"Okay Ill make this quick.... Once again Plague stands tall after disposing of Joe and Terror singlehandedly...well boys Lifes a bitch!! At the Festival I show Terror again just why Im the man and he isnt! Strike Force finally get their titles back and the Blade and the Venom complete a perfect night by lifting the Womens and lightweight titles.... They'll all be out here soon with some words to say on the Festival and Ill be back to go into a little more detail about the loser himself-Terror! Until then Im off to the gym for a group training session-Ill be seeing you all soon!! Pits....Doomsday has fallen on you all-the Monsters shall reign supreme...so it is writeen...so it shall come to pass!!!"


(Plague turns from the camera and grabs his bag from his locker...the camera follows the World champ down the corridor and as Plague exits through the arena doors the picture fades slowly to black...),PLAGUE,
Well boys...,Saturday 22-May-1999 11:55:43,152.169.143.235 writes,(The PIT's music "Twist" by KoRn comes on in the arena. A flash of red light in the middle of the ring and all members of the PIT are standing there. Terror pulls out a mic and begins to speak.)

Plague I don't know what you are talking about. You beat us I think not my little boy. Well fat boy it should be. You know if you were smart you'd be a bit nicer to our little ref for this match or he might squash you.

Yeah I know it would be hard for anybody to squash you but if there is a fat ass in this world that could do it it would be Fat Albert. Speaking of this fat man it's kinda funny. Albert I know why you came back to the PWL. You came back for the sole purpose of taking that nice big Gold strap that Plague holds until the Goodwill Festival. Now if you ever want a shot at that title you had better start being a bit nicer to me since I will be the next Champion around here.

Now Plague you keep you Damn mouth shut. You open it too much. As you can see with the amount of food you stuff in there. Now Plague I will pin you this Sunday and that will be the beginning of your Doom.


Now Albert you see here you got this Giant at the Goodwill Festival but I think I'll wait until then to whip your large ass. This Giant has other plans and that includes the CMI. The Cosmic Masturbating Idiots.

Strike Force you will have your pore hands full with The POP but I like to fight so I'll help them out since the man I have to fight is a puny cruiserweight. Venom you will be in for a quick demise this Sunday as I finish you off with one of my many ways.

Now CMI prepare for another loss in that column of yours as the PIT reigns Supreme.


(With another flash of red the PIT disappears without a trace.),The PIT,terror316@hotmail.com
Re: Well boys...,Sunday 23-May-1999 15:15:04,195.147.221.31 writes,(Another flash of reds dazzles the fans and they go wild as Plague stands alone in the ring holding a mic and laughing insanely...)

"Wow-its damn amazing what a few special effects can do isnt it? Terror you're all talk boy-Im not some fat boy Im big and Im solid as a damn house-and on Sunday you get your ass whipped once again by the best the PWL has to offer...you come in here bragging about your belts and saying how you'll destroy the big man and reign supreme? Well asshole it didnt work did it? Im still here and im still at the top why you walk around proudly with a title that I gave away.....you really are amusing!! Strike Force are going to demolish to Pillocks and Venom will kick your damn ass-dont underestimate the multi-federation title holder Venom is the most succesful lightweight in the history of the sport and you'll soon find out why!! The Blade is going to take Angel back to wrestling school....all in all Id say that the Monsters are....as usual...ruling the damn roost in the PWL and as youve probably realised there isnt a damn thing you or your band of talentless punks can do about it!! PIT's..... Doomsday has fallen on you all!!"

(The fans going wild as Plague smiles at the crowd before slowly raising a hand into the air.... Plague clicking his fingers and yelling...)

"Hey Presto!!"

(Plague dissapears in a red flash and the fans go wild as only the maniacal laughing of the big man can be heard through the speakers as the screen fades to black....),THE CMI,
Next PWL Card May 25,Wednesday 19-May-1999 22:54:38,209.74.139.86 writes,The next PWL card has been scheduled for Tuesday May 25. The main event will be an eight-man elimination tag match:

TERROR JOE THE GIANT PILLARS OF PAIN vs.
PLAGUE STRIKE FORCE VENOM.

Seeing as how they did such a fantastic job officiating at the last card the special referees for the match will be PWL President GENE WEST and North American champion FAT ALBERT.

More matches will be announced soon.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Re: Next PWL Card May 25,Thursday 20-May-1999 16:17:00,195.147.227.139 writes,(The Monsters are standing around in their changing room looking really pleased with themselves after hearing this announcement....Plague takes the mic to speak for his super stable...)


"Well...what a damn good choice of match....team four losers together and send them in against the monsters....oh well-I guess we'll just have to annihilate those four losers again?"


(Plague looks to the other Monsters who shrug their shoulders and generally look disinterested.... Plague turns smiling back to the camera....)


"So be it! Giant Terror and Pillars.....Doomsday has fallen on you!!"


(Plague turns to his stable mates and all five of them look quite amused as the picture fades slowly to black...),Cosmic Monsters,
A good festival it will be,Wednesday 19-May-1999 12:59:16,209.7.233.76 writes,(Terror and Dark Angel are sitting in their home in St. Louis Mo. Terror is drinking a 7up and Dark Angel is enjoying a nice bowl of Macaroni Cheese. Dark Angel's Title is put up in a case in another room of the house. Terror grabs a remote and turns a camera on and he begins to talk.)

Well I'm not all that upset over this past sunday. I mean I get my match with Plague and this time the NA title will not be involved at all. Of course it won't be unless the NA champion Joe comes in. See as you can see I will make sure Joe comes out with that title against Fat Albert.

But for now my business is the World title. Plague your little reign of champion is over and the Reign of Terror will begin after I plant your fat ass into the ground. I don't see myself making the same mistake this time and not finishing you off for good. But as you notice this match is a one fall to the finish. So I guess I'll finish you for good and see that you never come back to the PWL again.

Plague you got lucky with the fat man or in your case your Twin brother from a different mother came in and attacked me. He cost me that first match but not this time. Oh no I am not going to lose and ruin any chance of ever getting that title. I know that if you do retain the title I won't be getting a shot anytime soon.

But that won't happen so it doesn't matter. I will come out on top if it is the last thing I do. I will gain the most prized thing in this whole world and that is the PWL World title. So Plague prepare for your DOOMSDAY!!!!


(Terror takes the camera remote and turns off the camera. He then takes the remote and launches it at the camera knocking the camera over. He then turns on his TV and continues to drink his 7up and talk to Dark Angel.),Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
Re: A good festival it will be,Thursday 20-May-1999 16:28:34,195.147.227.139 writes,(The video wall lights up and the fans cheers are deafening as Plague can be seen standing in his locker rooms chuckling insanely to himself...)


"Twin brother...."


(Chaos laughing insanely...)


"God your good..... You certainly can talk the talk but as Ive shown you time and time again-you simply cannot walk the walk!"


(Plague enjoying himself as he mimmicks Terror's pansy ass voice before chuckling to himself again....)


"You think you can get the job done this time little man? Then think again! Im the greatest PWL champion ever! I may not have held it 59 years like that fat piece of s--- Albert-but hey-I havent even been alive that long and Ive proven by beating everybody on my way to the top and then destroying every challenger ive faced that I really am the real deal you want to put me on my ass? Then give it your best shot Terror because from my way of thinking-this time isnt going to be unlike any of the others! Im going to kick you all over the damn ring and stomp a mudhole the size of Texas in your pansy ass bring on everything you've got because it simply wont be enough! Im the man and nothings going to change...Terror it is you who is DOOMED!!!"


(Plague chuckling to himself as the camera pans slowly from the room as the screen fades slowly to black....)
,Plague,
Wrestling Goodwill Festival Matches Announced,Tuesday 18-May-1999 21:57:24,207.230.58.224 writes,Here are the PWL championship matches scheduled for the Wrestling Goodwill Festival taking place Sunday June 6 1999:

World heavyweight championship match:
PLAGUE (champion) vs. THE TERROR (challenger)
one fall to a finish

North American heavyweight championship match:
FAT ALBERT (champion) vs. JOE THE GIANT (challenger)

World tag team championship match:
THE PILLARS OF PAIN (champions) vs. STRIKE FORCE (challengers)
best two of three falls steel cage match

World cruiserweight championship match:
STARSHINE HIPPIE (champion) vs. VENOM (challenger)
best two of three falls no time limit

Women's World championship match:
DARK ANGEL (champion) vs. ELIZA BLADE (challenger)

Midgets' World championship match:
MASCARITA DIABLO (champion) vs. CAP'N CRUNCH (challenger) vs. ORKO (challenger).

More matches will be announced in the upcoming days.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Re: Wrestling Goodwill Festival Matches Announced,Thursday 20-May-1999 16:21:06,195.147.227.139 writes,"Heh-heh-heh..... So the Monsters are in almost every damn match and have the chance to lift almost every damn title! I told you all that I would rule the PWL and now with the Cosmic Monsters the dream is indeed a reality!! We shall prove once again why we are the best in the world today....everybody will fall at our feet-we are gonna clean the damn board! Get ready to party-the Monsters are coming to town!! Terror... Starshine.... Angel and Pillars-at the Festival-Doomsday will fall on you all!!",Plague,
May 16 Results Posted at 7:00 pm CDT on May 17,Monday 17-May-1999 15:03:36,209.74.139.99 writes,Results from the May 16 PWL card will be posted on the message board by 7:00 pm CDT this evening May 17.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
This is the biggest joke of them all,Friday 14-May-1999 12:54:32,209.7.233.74 writes,(The PIT are in their sanctuary all enjoying a cold one. A cold 7up that is. Terror is has his NA title laying on the ground along with The POP's Tag Titles. Dark Angel is just standing next to Terror enjoying a few laughs with the rest of the PIT. Terror stops drinking and laughing and decides to turn on a camera. After he has turned it on he starts to talk.)

West Imp boy or whatever your name is you and your little buddies don't scare me one bit. You know all you do is make me laugh a bit more. See I'm not afraid to pay your fines have you call the cops or whatever else you will decide to do.

I've done all that stuff before and I'll do it again. See I'm here for one reason and one reason only. That reason is to defeat Plague and capture the title that is rightfully mine. And I'll do that soon enough but for now I'm making a point a point that I will make sharper each and everyday.

Now about me agreeing to the matches. Hell I made those matches and of course I agree and I know the POP agree also. They're not in much of a mood to talk but trust me they want to kick the living crap out of Strike Force once again.

But enough of that onto MY match. Plague and Albert I hope you two fat boys can co-exsist because if you can't it will only make my job easier. Actually your JOB easier if you know what I mean.

Plague I've proven once that I can defeat you but you had help from that fat man that is your partner but as you know he's gunning for you also. The only reason you hold a victory over me is because he came to your aid but if he was smart he would have let me be and he would have had his title shot coming up but Noooo he had interfere and cost me MY damn title but I got the NA and that will stay with me because the NA can actually stand for the Non-Alcoholic title and Albert we know you aren't one of those are ya. That is all for today kiddos.


(Terror takes his NA title off of the ground and slams the camera with it. He then pops his neck and knuckles and begins to laugh. He stops laughing and opens up another 7up and begins to converse with his partners and friends.),The PIT,terror316@hotmail.com
Re: This is the biggest joke of them all,Thursday 20-May-1999 16:32:15,195.147.227.139 writes,"Are you sane?......Are you actually firing on all cylinders you dumb ass piece of dog shit? I dont care who I have to go through...Ill stomp your skinny arse and Ill use that fat piece of living blubber as a punch bag-Im the champion and there isnt a damn thing either of you pansies can do about it! Im the man and your not........just learn to live with it!!!",PLAGUE,
Terror fined again drastic measures considered,Friday 14-May-1999 11:19:43,198.209.224.87 writes,It has been decided by PWL President Gene West and the PWL Executives that North American champion The Terror is to be fined an added $10 000 for destroying the Office of the President. The PWL is considering additional legal action against Mr. Terror and his organization the PIT.

Furthermore Mr. Terror is in no position to book his own matches at the May 16 card. The matches announced in the previous announcement have not been changed to accomodate Mr. Terror's whims. This will change only if Mr. Terror agrees to the following: the matches he requested
TERROR vs. PLAGUE and FAT ALBERT (North American championship on the line) and
PILLARS OF PAIN (champions) vs. STRIKE FORCE (challengers) in a non-title match
will occur in addition to not instead of the currently scheduled card. If Mr. Terror and the PIT agree to this proposal they may have their matches on May 16.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
West I'm sending you south straight to hell,Thursday 13-May-1999 12:25:19,209.7.233.74 writes,(Terror and Dark Angel are at the PWL headquarters in St. Louis. Terror is drinking a 7up and Dark Angel is holding Terror's NA title. Terror has a black trenchcoat and a pair of black sunglasses. His hair is now dyed silver and his goatee is a pure black. He has no sideburns and has a pissed off look on his face. He waits for a few and a overweight camera man opens a side door to the PWL headquarters and let's Terror and Dark Angel in.

Terror and Dark Angel walk in and follow the camera man to an elevator and they go in. They click to go the top floor. As they wait to reach the top Terror decides to speak a bit.)

You know I'm pretty pissed off right now. You know why 'cause Gene I thought me and you were on the same page. I thought you understood me and where I was coming from but noooooooooo you weren't. You were being a little cockboy and just using me.

Well that's all fine with me 'cause I know you're here right now and I know that you'll be at the even Sunday. You know I don't care about even fighting Sunday. Yep I'm not gonna fight I'm going to look for you the whole event if I don't get my hands on you right here.

See you can fine me as much as you want because I have the money to back up my mouth. But not only the money but I have the power to back it up also. No matter what either of the Fat boys has to say I could whoop their asses by myself. Oh goodness that's give me an idea.

I've talked to the Pillars and they've agreed to fight Strike Force Sunday in a non-title match as long as I get a handicap match against Fat Albert and Plague. If I win I prove how great I am. If and they won't but IF they win they can have my NA title and do whatever they want with it. Albert can take it or Plague can or they can fight over it.

So how about it Me vs Plague and Albert. I don't want anything 'cause I know I can and will defeat them in a match and I have nothing to prove except for my dominace. I say this is a good challenge and a fair one if I say so myself.


(The elevator stops and all three get out. They walk down a long dark hallway and come to a door that reads "PWL PRESIDENT GENE WEST". Terror knocks on the door but there is no answer. Terror knocks a couple more times but no one comes to the door. Terror just shrugs his arms and turns around. He stops and swings around and bum rushes the door and knocks it down. He walks in but the room is dark except for a small hole in the floor that leads straight down to the basement. Terror just shrugs his shoulders and takes out a small bottle. He pours a liquid of sorts all over West's desk and lights a match. Terror smiles and throws the match down. He walks out just laughing all the way. As he leaves he turns to the camera man and talks once more.)

So IMP I hope you liked that. You don't f--- with me ever. I always get my revenge and I'm not done just yet but I'll get you this Sunday. And don't worry you think that going down helps oh no it just makes it a little closer for me having to send you to hell you little punk. You'll get yours soon enough. And Fear me forever.

(As Terror finishes the camera is covered in smoke. The camera man tries to leave but Terror pushes him down and he and Dark Angel enter the elevator and go back to the 1st floor.),Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
Terror Fined for Unprofessional Behavior,Wednesday 12-May-1999 21:35:17,207.230.48.242 writes,After an emergency meeting by PWL executives it has been decided that PWL North American heavyweight champion THE TERROR is to be fined $5 000 for his consistently poor conduct at PWL shows and interviews. His actions at the May 9 PWL card were particularly distasteful and his reference to PWL President Gene West as his former heel character "The Imp" merely heightened the tension. We hope Mr. Terror complies with this fine and we further hope no stronger penalties must be enacted in the future.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Hey hey hey! What's your problem today?,Wednesday 12-May-1999 21:29:29,207.230.48.242 writes,(From a videotape received Wednesday at PWL Headquarters in St. Louis. It features former World champion Fat Albert in his old stomping grounds standing outside a shack at a Philadelphia junkyard.)

Listen up all you sacks of trash! Fat Albert is here for one reason and that's to keep you suckers in line. You wanna match with me Plague? You think you're Mr. Big Time Referee Terror? Don't get ahead of yourselves. Don't worry about me beating your punk asses in a few weeks. Worry about whether or not I'll have to do it this Sunday. In the past few months Fat Albert has learned to go with the flow everything's going to fall into place. My old Gang didn't learn that so I sent 'em packin'. The PWL will decide when it's time for me to send you piles of s--- out the door and back where you came from.

You know dudes everybody says that Plague and Terror will fight for the World title in a few weeks. Win or lose both of you should realize that your days here are numbered. Fat Albert will soon get what is rightfully his the World heavyweight championship. And Terror look out I may just take your North American belt just for fun. Some champions you two losers are. Obviously you wish you were Fat Albert your chunky asses and monstrous guts are the evidence. What I got though is something you two sure as hell don't: class and damn plenty of it.

Like I said before get ready for the 16th Plague Terror and the rest of you freaks of nature. If you even think of trying something stupid well I'm definitely more than man enough to take care of you. Hey hey hey Fat Albert ain't going away!,Fat Albert,stewie@angelfire.com
*cough* *cough* bull *cough* shit,Wednesday 12-May-1999 16:54:53,208.235.4.164 writes,(As the fans sit the arena goes black and a burst of red is shown in the middle of the ring. Fans catch a glimpse of a people in the ring but not enough of a glimpse to clear up who they are. All of a sudden Terror's voice is heard.)

You know the PIT has stayed back for a while not really caring who's in our way 'cause we know we can and will defeat everyone. But now I see all of this bulls--- being talked by 2 of the fattest men I've ever seen in my entire life. Of course those two men are Fat Albert and Plague. Now who hear really gives a s--- about those two?

(The fans sit and start to cheer but the cheers die down much quicker then usual.)

Hmmmm that's a bit odd if I do say so myself. I always thought the fans were 100% behind The Triple Th... I mean the Comsic Monsters Inc. or whatever you are calling yourselves this week.

And of course Fat Albert. Well actually I could careless about Fat Albert 'cause he poses no threat towards me at all. Which brings me to my next point.

Plague I've already challenged Fat Albert actually I accepted his open challenge that he laid out so you can back off. And see it's like this he isn't getting a title shot at you unless I'm involved someway or somehow. Seeing that I'm the #1 contender I think I get to dictate if somebody else should get a shot at my Title that I will soon have around my waist. So here's the deal Fatty Plague the only way you 2 will ever fight is if I'm the referee. I know that Gene West will give me that seeing that deep down me and him are much alike right Imp.

Ok now that I'm done with that and this upcoming match in my opinion is a joke since The PIT has already defeated you three buffons once I have nothing else to say. But somebody I know does.


(The lights come on a bit more as Dark Angel's voice is heard.)

You know this past week was a joke. Do the PWL officials not know what was going on did you not see how much Eliza Blade was cheating. God I wonder sometimes about you overpaid drooling fat pigs. I wonder the only reason that she won is because I have more dignity and I don't show off as much skin as she does. Well it doesn't matter really 'cause this upcoming week I know for sure that I will come out on top once again and I will regain MY title and prove to Blade she doesn't have the looks nor the skill to reign here in the PWL.

(The POP are standing in the red smoke but do not come forward but another huge man does. He stops before coming out of the smoke entirely and begins to speak.)

Hmph Human Tornado big deal. I will show him a real Tornado this Sunday and prove to him that he may be a human Tornado but dammit I'm THE GIANT TORNADO and I will run over you brotha'.

And last thing Albert I still haven't forgot what you cost Terror and that knock you left on me. So I'd watch your back 'cause you may be big but you are no Giant.


(All of a sudden another flash of red smoke comes and goes quickly but by time it is gone the PIT is gone and not seen.),God I wonder who,take a wild guess
Hey Hey Hey! CMI and PIT are gonna pay!,Monday 10-May-1999 19:28:28,207.230.48.234 writes,So the PWL has seen fit to put the six most powerful names in the ring at the same time dudes. Well who the hell do you think made the PWL what it is today? Yeah all right it was me boys. Mr. Big Time Specail Guest Referee. Hey Terror you give the words "fat" and "lazy" a bad name. If it wasn't for Fat Al you wouldn't have dragged your titanic ass into the PWL. And what's with your Pissers of Pain? Some tag champs they are they've defended them straps but I can't remember anything that came out the matches 'cause their matches always equal piss break for me.

Hey hey hey Plague don't think you're coming away clean today. You've held that World title for what four months now? When you get to three stinkin' years give me a call brother. Until then and until you've set foot in the same ring as the Franchise Fat Albert shut your lips. Some Plague you are man I've had rashes more painful than anything I've seen you dish out. Oh hey Strike Force? Fat Albert's got two words for ya two things you desperately need: originality guts. Fat Albert has been around for nearly ten years now and if you can't tell that I have plenty of guts well you folks are worse off than I thought.

Get ready for the 16th gentleman. You're damn sure I'm gonna be there and if your guts are even half as big as your stinkin' mouths you six punks will be there too.

Oh by the way Terror. I see your boy Willis ain't joinin' you in the PWL. Course you're so fat you probably ate him before you got here.

Fat Albert Has Spoken.,Fat Albert,stewie@angelfire.com
Re: Hey Hey Hey! CMI and PIT are gonna pay!,Tuesday 11-May-1999 13:22:53,195.147.225.175 writes,(The fans go mad as the video wall lights up to show Plague and Strike Force standing in a darkened room...Plague speaks first...)

"Hey Albert...we can all see that you have the guts....shame they consist of too much beer and takeaways!!"

(Carnage continuing...)

"You have the stupidity to insult the most powerful force in the PWL? We havent heard you or your merry band of arseholes have anything to say in over four months......."

(Beast carrying on...)

"So do us a real big favour and piss off for another few months...there is no room in the title scene for a fat out-of-shape ball of lard like you!!"

(Plague finishing off...)

"Only an idiot would come out here and insult the champion.....you think I need to prove something against your fat arse in the ring? Well so be it.....Ive beaten everybody else-I guess Ill have to beat you as well! Falls count anywhere for the World title on the next available card-are you man enough?"

(Plague dropping the mic and turning from the camera as the picture fades slowly to black...),The CMI,
Next PWL Card,Monday 10-May-1999 19:09:44,207.230.48.234 writes,The next PWL card will take place on Sunday May 16. In a slight switch the main event will be a six-man tag match:
PLAGUE/BEAST/CARNAGE vs. TERROR/GOLEM/QUARTZ.
Special guest referee for this match: FAT ALBERT.

In other matches:
Women's champion ELIZA BLADE vs. DARK ANGEL (title match);
JOE THE GIANT vs. HUMAN TORNADO;
NC-17 vs. THE TANGLEFEET;
Cruiserweight champion STARSHINE HIPPIE vs. VENOM (title match);
Midgets' champion MASCARITA DIABLO vs. CAP'N CRUNCH (title match);
RONALD McDONALD and HAMBURGLAR vs. GRIMACE and Mystery Partner.

All that and possibly more taking place at the PWL Arena on May 16.
,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Doomsday really has fallen on the PWL!,Saturday 8-May-1999 13:03:48,195.147.213.177 writes,(The PWL fans dont know what to expect and they shift anxiously on the edge of their seats....rumours have been spreading about a new PWL supergroup and they are to be revealed right here and right now!! 'Cosmic Monsters Inc.' hits the speakers and black and red smoke drifts lazily through the aisle curtains....as the heavy guitaring kicks in the aisle curtain erupts in flame and then the spotlights centre on the charred remains as Plague walks out through the aisle curtains.... The fans instantly going wild as they see the World champion..... Plague closely followed by the number one contenders to the tag titles-Strike Force.....The cheers are growing louder as the number one contender to the lightweght title-Venom walks out with the PWL World womens champion Eliza Blade...... All five race to the ring tagging hands with the fans before rolling in-Plague has a mic.....)

"Cut the Damn Music!!"

(The fans going absolutely wild as the new group known as the Cosmic Monsters have a luahg in the ring...)

"Well would you look at this ring full of superstars?"

(The fans voicing their approval....)

"One group consisting of the PWL's best in nearly every division-we are unstoppable!!"

(The fans chanting 'Monsters Monsters....')

"All we need is to lift the few belts that we havent got yet..... Terror you want a shot at my World title? Well Ill give you a shot on the condition that the match will re-unite the World and North American titles...I never lost that belt and never ever will!!"

(Plague passing the Mic to the lightweight sensation and number one contender Venom...)

"And while we are on the subject of titles-its about time that the Starshine loser put that belt on the line so that the Monsters can have even more trophies and recognition...Im still undefeated and when that loser who calls himself champion has the guts Ill tear him apart!!"

(Beast taking the Mic from Venom...)

"Pillars your cowardly attacks are really starting to annoy me.... you want to fight us? Well thats great sign the damn contract and prepare for the beating of your lives the whole PWL knows that Strike Force are the real deal-you never beat us cleanly and when we meet again you dont stand a hope in hell of walking away still tag champions!!"

(Carnage continuing...)

"Heres a challenge for you..... All of our friends are to stay away from the match-breaking this rule will cause instant disqualification and to make damn sure how about fighting the match in a no holds barred octagon wire mesh fence concrete floor-anything goes for the tag titles? Lets see how much guts you losers have!!"

(The fans are cheering and wolf whistling as Eliza Blade take the mic...)

"Calm down boys..."

(The cheers growing louder and Eliza is actually blushing as he she brushes the hair from her eyes...)

"I told you all that Id beat Dark Angel and its just another statement that shows the world that our family are the best ever-we have the moves the strength the speed and the charisma to stop anybody who is gunning for us-especially when they are as talentless as the P.O.O.P!! Angel-I suggest you turn down any offer of a re-match Ill only beat your sorry face in again! Tell 'em champ!"

(Plague taking the mic to finish off the segment....)

"You fools are outnumbered and outgunned there isnt a faction in the PWL who can stop us not the P.L.O.P or Fat Alberts bunch of overweight losers not a gang of McDonalds employees or any make shift faction who think that they have the power or numbers-the Monsters have each others backs and from now on any attacks against any of our members will be met with deadly force..... Doomsday has fallen on the whole damn PWL -the Monsters are here to stay and there isnt a damn thing anybody can do about it!!"

(Plague dropping the mic and the fans are going wild as the five superstars enter a pose for the camera's....'Cosmic Monsters Inc.' by White Zombie strikes up again and the fans are rocking as the Monsters make their way slowly down the entrance aisle tagging hands with the fans..... All five stop at the entrance curtains for one last pose and a huge crowd pop before they exit through the aisle curtains and the picture fades slowly to black.....),'Cosmic Monsters Incorporated',zigger@globalnet.co.uk
Human Tornado.....NC-17 on May 5th you shall face the Apocalypse!!,Saturday 1-May-1999 16:47:15,195.147.212.25 writes,('Thunderkiss 1965' hits the speakers and the fans are up and out of their seats as the Triple Threat come racing through the aisle curtains....Beast and Carnage tagging hands with the fans as Plague sprints straight towards the ring before rolling straight in.....Plague grabs the mic. as Strike Force enter the ring....)

"Human Tornado...... They say that you are a worthy challenger? Well punk you dont look like much to me...on May the fifth Plague is going to do what hes good at.....Kicking ass and you are going to be annihilated.....Tell 'em Beast..."

(Beast catches the mic. thrown by Plague...)

"NC-17 We know that you guys are worthy challengers but we want our belts back and to get them-we need to take you out....and believe me when I tell you...Thats real bad news for you!!"

(Beast holding the mic up for Carnage...)

"NC-17 we are the real-deal the greatest damn team ever to set foor in a wrestling ring and we are gonna prove it by whipping your asses and then taking the Pillocks of Pain back to damn wrestling school!!"

(Plague taking the mic for the final time....)

"Tornado......NC-17....... Doomsday has fallen on you!!!"

(Plague dropping the mic to the canvas and lifting the PWL World Heavyweight title into the air for the cheering fans...... All three men then rolling from the ring as 'Thunderkiss 1965' hits the speakers once again....... Strike Force tagging hands with the fans before all three men exit through the aisle curtains leaving the picture to fade to black.......),TRIPLE THREAT,
PWL Card for May 5,Friday 30-Apr-1999 19:14:36,207.230.58.104 writes,Here is the card scheduled for May 5 1999:

World heavyweight champion PLAGUE vs. HUMAN TORNADO (title match);
North American heavyweight champion THE TERROR vs. HULK BIXBY (title match);
JOE THE GIANT vs. COOLEROY;
STRIKE FORCE vs. NC-17;
FAT ALBERT vs. SETH;
RONALD McDONALD vs. GRIMACE;
Women's champion DARK ANGEL vs. ELIZA BLADE (title match).,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Bow down at the feet of your soon to be-New Lightweight champion!!,Wednesday 28-Apr-1999 18:34:34,195.147.211.77 writes,"Ive been around the world Ive beaten the greatest on a regular basis and ive lifted some of the worlds most prestigous titles-my path has led me onto bigger and more difficult challenges and now my destiny has led me to the PWL! Well Ive beaten everybody ive met so far and very soon Ill be getting my Lightweight title match.. Well let me guarantee every one of my fans out there that when Venom gets his shot-hell make the most of it! So all bow down to your soon to be New PWL World Cruiserweight champion!! VENOM!",Venom,
Angel Im going to take you out!,Wednesday 28-Apr-1999 18:31:19,195.147.211.77 writes,>The scene opens with the Blade sitting in her changing room she walks straight up to the camera<

Angel Ive proven myself the top contender for that belt and you can run no longer-Im going to get you in the ring and kick your fat face in Im the Blade and im more than sharp enough to cut you to pieces!

I kept my word....and hey I like this belt-guess Ill keep it for a while!,Saturday 8-May-1999 12:44:29,195.147.213.177 writes,(The fans go wild as Eliza Blade rolls into the ring holding the PWL World Womens title....Eliza brushing long blonde locks from her face before speaking...)

"Angel I told you that Id kick your fat ass and take your belt and thats exactly what happened and now I am the Womens champion and thats exactly the way its going to stay!! You claimed that the Blade wasnt sharp enough and now you know otherwise.....keep your nose out of the title picture or Ill have to beat your head in again-you arent good enough to stop me even with that sad little geek you call your man..... I have some far more powerful men....."

(Eliza winking into the camera before rolling from the ring and exiting down the entrance aisle..),ELIZA BLADE,
Change in Next PWL Card,Tuesday 27-Apr-1999 23:25:07,207.230.48.188 writes,The PWL card originally scheduled for May 2 has been pushed back to Wednesday May 5. The card scheduled for May 9 as still on as of this writing.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Terror......The Triple Threat are taking back the North American title Beast beat up your mentor and now Im going to kick your sorry ass!!,Tuesday 20-Apr-1999 17:55:02,195.147.221.172 writes,(The video wall lights up and the fans go wild as they see Carnage in the locker rooms.....Carnage wasting no time...)

"I'm going to keep this short and sweet see's as the Terror never even graces you with his presence....... You want to talk in the ring? Well that suits me just fine! The Beast confirmed what the world knew by beating Joe the Giant-that second rate piece of trash isnt fit to lace the boots of the Triple Threat-and now Im going to prove why the Triple Threat are unstoppable in any tag three man tag or singles match-We are the best the Wrestling World has ever seen and im going to give the PWL a North American champion they can be proud of-not some dumb little asshole like you! Terror Im taking the North American title back to the Triple Threat and whether you like it or not....There isnt a god-damn thing you can do about it!!"

(Carnage pausing to stare into the camera before turning from the camera and walking from the locker room......we see a shot of the PWL fans going wild before the picture slowly fades to black.....),CARNAGE,
I never talk?,Wednesday 21-Apr-1999 13:02:58,209.7.233.68 writes,(Terror is sitting in his house. He is holding the MWF and NECW Heavyweight titles on each shoulder. Terror has the PWL NA title laying across a table in front of him. Dark Angel is next to Terror holding her PWL Women's Title. Terror then looks towards a camera and begins to talk.)

I see that Carnage finally decided to talk. Good job jack ass. Now it's my turn. You want to make it short well I'm going to make it painful. That is just how I am.

Actually I see no problem with you. Maybe I should just call in Spider man and take you out. Oops wrong Carnage. Oh well it doesn't matter. You are no match for the SPIKE or The NA Champ. Now you made a statement that was very wrong. Beast never beat the hell out of Joe. Oh hell no he didn't. If you are too dumb to realize they haven't wrestled yet but when they do Joe will pummel him to hell itself.

Now onto more important things. After I beat Carnage I need an opponent. Now I see that Fat "Ass" Albert has put out an open challenge. Guess what fat man I accept. You cost me the World title but I will get my revenge. I'm none to happy with that knock you gave me but I'm not the only one.

Now I know that I can and will defeat you. So THIS Sunday I will put out the challenge once again after I defeat Carnage. Will you accept? If so I'll fight you then and there wasting no time.

Onto Plague. Guess what I'm still the #1 contender for your title. So I take my offer up. Now I'm going to wait and put this at something big. I've had a talk to the man Gene West and he says at the next Big Event I get my shot. If you don't know when that is I suggest you talk to him.

Now I would like to address the fans. Yes I'm addressing the fans. Now do you see me? I know you do. I'm a fair man I would never look for an easy way of fighting someone. But look your Champion backs out and is afraid to lose. So he hires Albert to cost me the match. Now that isn't fair is it. No it's not. If you were smart you'd quit paying attention to him. I'm not here to rob the fans of a great show. Oh no I'm here to give them a great show. I'm out here to make the PWL great but then Plague comes in and ruins the biggest PWL event of the year with a botched win. Now I am asking you to show your support and then give me what I need to defeat this man or BOY in a fair match.


(Terror then gets up raises all 3 of this titles over his head with Dark Angel's help. He then goes over shutting off the camera as he smirking as if he has a devilish game plan.),Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
Time will tell...,Friday 23-Apr-1999 18:59:42,195.147.222.36 writes,(Carnage is sitting on a stool in the gym as the camera closes in....)

"Terror stop your pitiful moaning about failing to beat the World champion and concentrate on me! Im not some second rate two bit prelim bum gunning for your belt....I am one of if not THE biggest toughest mother fu**** in the PWL-And Im gonna go all out to destroy you and rip that title from your grasp....Im too damn big and too damn tough....get ready-Im gonna stomp a mudhole in your ass!!!"

(Carnage standing up and walking towards the punch bag as the picture slowly fades to black....),CARNAGE,
If Ive told you once Ive told you a million times...,Friday 23-Apr-1999 19:07:22,195.147.222.36 writes,(The fans in the arena erupt as 'Addicted to Chaos' hits the speakers and Plague bursts through the aisle curtains surrounded by billowing red and black smoke.....Plague has the PWL World title around his waist and he ignores the fans as he walks quickly to the ring rolling straight in with the mic.....)

"Cut the Damn Music!!!"

(The fans predictably going wild but Plague ignoring their cheers as he continues....)

"Im not out here to listen to your noise im out here to address the so-called number one challenger! Terror I told you that OUR problem is far from sorted...I will not and cannot rest until Ive chased your sorry arse out of MY PWL! I'll fight you on any night...hell i'll fight you every damn night! Im going to beat up on you at every available opportunity and prove repeatedly to the world that I am the champion and you are nothing more than a pretender so bring your sorry ass on....every time you stand up Ill knock you straight back down.....Doomsday has fallen on you!!!"

(The fans still cheering as Plague drops the mic and rolls from the ring....'Addicted to Chaos' strikes up again and black smoke drifts lazily across the arena...Plague lifting the World title aloft to huge cheers before walking slowly down the entrance aisle and exiting through the aisle curtains before the picture slowly fades to black.....),PWL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION-PLAGUE!,
Card for April 25,Sunday 18-Apr-1999 23:57:07,209.74.139.5 writes,Here is the revised card for April 25 1999:

World champion PLAGUE defends against GRIMACE;
North American champion THE TERROR defends against CARNAGE of Strike Force;
Strike Force member BEAST accepts the challenge of JOE THE GIANT;
In a rematch World tag champions THE PILLARS OF PAIN defend against NC-17;
Midgets' champion CAP'N CRUNCH defends against former champ MASCARITA DIABLO;
In a three-way dance URSA vs. ELIZA BLADE vs. ALICE THE GOON the winner becomes number one contender to champion DARK ANGEL;
ULTIMO PUERCO takes on VENOM with the winner becoming number one cruiserweight contender.
More matches if any will be announced on the message board.
On another note the STRIKE FORCE vs. NC-17 match originally scheduled for the canceled April 18 card will now take place on the May 2 PWL show.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Next Card Postponed,Thursday 15-Apr-1999 20:27:58,209.74.139.101 writes,The card scheduled for April 18 has been postponed. It will take place on April 25. Our apologies for any convenience this may cause.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Joe im going to show you who the real giant is!!,Monday 12-Apr-1999 14:10:27,195.147.227.203 writes,('This is my Hollywood' hits the speakers and the fans go wild as the huge form of the Beast steps through the aisle curtain and walks slowly to ringside tagging hands with the fans.....strobe effects and dark smoke billow around the big man as he steps up onto the ring apron and straight over the top rope....Beast gesturing for a mic. before speaking....)

"Firstly...Pillars we easily disposed of the Midnight Express and now we are coming for our belts....but for the moment more importantly....Joe the Giant....you enter the PWL with all the fanfare...well you want to be the best BIG man in the PWL? Then you have to stop the Beast and the whole damn world knows that you havent got whjat it takes Im the biggest roughest toughest son of a bitch in the PWL and at the next card im going to squash you like a maggot Im too big and too strong and you will be nothing more than a battered rag doll at my feet! I dont give a s--- who you taught and I dont give a s--- what your reputation is! The real big man is coming to kick your ass!!!"

(Beast dropping the mic. and drawing a thumb across his throat as the fans go wild....Beast stepping back over the top rope and walking slowly back down the entrance aisle as Carnage comes out to meet his partner...both of Strike force turning at the aisle curtains and making belt motions to the screaming fans before the picture slowly fades to black........),BEAST,
Brief Results for April 11,Monday 12-Apr-1999 01:28:52,207.230.58.102 writes,Here are the abridged results (no TV matches) for the April 11 PWL card:

PLAGUE pinned SETH to retain the World heavyweight title;
TERROR pinned COOLEROY to win the vacant North American heavyweight title;
World tag team champions THE PILLARS OF PAIN wrestled NC-17 to a no-contest following interference from STRIKE FORCE;
STARSHINE HIPPIE defeated ULTIMO PUERCO by submission to retain the cruiserweight title;
STRIKE FORCE defeated THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS when BEAST pinned BEAUTIFUL BIFF;
FAT ALBERT issued a challenge to all PWL wrestlers; the former members of the FAT ALBERT GANG attacked Fat Albert but he quickly disposed of them;
JOE THE GIANT issued a challenge to THE TRIPLE THREAT; BEAST answered the challenge and these two will wrestle one-on-one on the April 18 card.
Detailed results including the TV taping matches will be posted on the PWL website in the next few days.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
The Cruiserweight division is all mine!!,Sunday 11-Apr-1999 10:13:13,195.147.215.95 writes,>The fans going wild as 'Know Your Enemy' by Rage Against The Machine blares over the PA system Venom sprints towards ringside with a dazzling display of lazer effects and a huge pop from this PWL crowd Venom into the ring holding the microphone<

"Well it looks like the Cruiserweight division is all mine I have beaten the best in the world and lifted many lightweight titles and after looking at the competition in the PWL I can see that nothings going to change Im going to kick the backside of every loser who steps in the ring with me nobody will stop me lifting the cruiserweight strap I am da man and you losers are all going to pay the price....Defeat!!"

>The fans popping again as Venom leaps up onto the top rope before slingshot somersaulting down to ringside Venom tags hands with the fans before exiting the arena..<,VENOM,
Dark Angel im going to kick your fat ass!,Saturday 10-Apr-1999 11:47:05,195.147.227.225 writes,>Eliza Blade rolls into the ring holding a microphone she brushes the hair from her eyes as the male fans go cross eyes Eliza silences the crowd as she begins to speak<

Ursa I want your number one contenders position and to do that im going to have to beat your ugly face in-PWL sign the match and ill whip that has been like a school girl!! Then I get to meet Dark Angel and on that day a new womens champion will be crowned-Dark Angel enjoy your title reign and keep that belt polished-the Blade is coming for you and that Blade is more than sharp enough!!!

>Eliza rolling from the ring and exiting down the aisle wowing the male fans in attendance before a trailer for the PWL's next supercard airs<,Eliza Blade,
Midnight Express and the Pillocks of Pain...,Saturday 10-Apr-1999 10:28:42,195.147.227.225 writes,BEAST:- "Firstly....Pillocks....you havent beaten Strike Force you havent proven a damn thing to anybody in the PWL....we are the number one contenders and when weve finished beating up on the Express we're coming to take our belts back!!"

CARNAGE:- "Pillocks-You will never be let off the hook we want you in every match type in every arena across the world....you shall feel pain for ending our title reign in such a cowardly way-you guys are in deep shit!!"

BEAST:- "But for the moment it looks like we have to prove ourselves against the Midnight Express in a no DQ match? Well If there is one thing the Threat are good at its twisting and breaking the rules.....Express prepare to be annihilated we are going to bash your dumb skulls in with every object that isnt tied down and...."

CARNAGE:- "If the Pillocks have the balls....why not join the match.....we dont even want the titles on the line-we just want to kick your and the Express's arses all over the damn ring and all of the fans in the PWL know that we are the only team who can do it....We're outta here!!",STRIKE FORCE,
Seth Doomsday has fallen on you!!,Saturday 10-Apr-1999 10:23:29,195.147.227.225 writes,"So the PWL suits have decided that Seth is my next big challenger.....well Seth I hope your ready for the beating of your life....one on one I am still undefeated and am still the Man! Terror and Cooleroy can squabble over the North American title but both of you girls had better remember that I was never defeated and never would have been for that title!! Challengers to my belt bring it on.....Im going to continue my trail of destruction......everybody shall feel the Plague-Buster....your champion has spoken.......",PLAGUE,
PWL Card for April 11,Tuesday 6-Apr-1999 22:47:30,207.230.58.227 writes,Here are the matches scheduled for this coming Sunday:

World heavyweight champion PLAGUE defends against SETH;
THE TERROR faces COOLEROY in a match to crown a new North American heavyweight champion;
World tag team champions THE PILLARS OF PAIN defend against NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY & TRIPLE X);
Cruiserweight champion STARSHINE HIPPIE defends against ULTIMO PUERCO;
STRIKE FORCE takes on THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS in a no-disqualification match;
FAT ALBERT and JOE THE GIANT will grant interviews during the show;
other matches will be announced later in the week. In addition two weeks' worth of "TV tapings" will take place on the 11th.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Huh-What a Joke...,Tuesday 6-Apr-1999 18:53:43,195.147.214.230 writes,(The camera cuts straight to the Threats dressing room directly after Wrestlerama 13...... The camera closes in on Plague....)

"What a damn joke! Wrestlerama 13 couldve been the greatest wrestling event ever-instead it is ruined by that fat piece of shit-Albert!! Albert-I want you next im going to tear you apart! Terror...Pillars...at Wrestlerama nothing was solved....who are the best?.....We know the answer but would just like to prove it to the world the rematches must be held at the earliest available card.....Terror-you get another shot and I know that Strike Force want their belts bag......."

(The camera pans across to Carnage...)

"Pillars....we kicked your damn asses-Giant your ass is grass youve messed with the most powerful force in professional wrestling-the Triple Threat are going to destroy you!! Golem Quartz....you didnt win that match-the fans know the suits know and the fans certainly know-Strike Force were never beaten cleanly for their belts...and when the so called giant intervened we were whippin' you boys......lets find out what the real giant thinks...."

(The camera slowly moves to the massive Beast...)

"Joe Im the best giant in the sport Im the strongest man alive and im going to crush you-one on one....if you have the balls!! Pillars you have something that belongs to us...run scared the Strike Force are coming for you!!"

(The camera flicks back to Plague one more time as he lifts a beer into the air.......)

"Albert....heres to Hardcore not Lardcore!!"

(Beast and Carnage lifting their drinks....)

"We'll drink to that!!"

(All three men ....)

"Doomsday has fallen on all of you-the Threat are going hunting!!!"

(The camera slowly pans out of the changing room as the three men laugh hysterically.....the picture slowly fades to black....),Triple Threat,
WrestleRama 13 Results up at 11:00 pm CDT,Sunday 4-Apr-1999 21:00:23,207.230.48.190 writes,The full results from WrestleRama 13 will be posted in the Results section at PWL ONLINE by 11:00 pm CDT tonight (April 4).,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
A few hours away,Sunday 4-Apr-1999 20:04:35,208.235.4.174 writes,(As the scene opens you see the PIT in their locker room. Terror and Dark Angel are drinking 7up. Cap'n is eating some crunch berries and POP are doing nothing. Terror stops drinking and begins to speak.)

It looks to only be a short while when I get to take over the PWL and become the champ. Hey Plague did you hear that I'm gonna pound you into the ground and pin you in the middle of the ring.

After tonight the PWL will remember Wrestlerama 13 forever and a day. Did you hear that 13 not 3 get your friggen facts straight. You have no goddamn clue what you are ever talking about. I've proven that many times in the past and tonight I will prove that you are not unbeatable. When I lay you out with the SPIKE you will just have to go on and fight for that pathetic North American title. Doomsday may fall but Terror will rise.


(Dark Angel then begins to speak.)

Tonight I become the Woman's Champion. I will overcome whatever the "unstoppable" Ursa has to offer and she will fall from Grace.

(Cap'n then trys to speak with his mouth full of crunch berries.)

Brah le hak blah flaa flecis fruck S H I T laf aljfdl antkj a fjlasjfol adop ajfl.

(After that gibberish POP takes their turn.)

Tonight Golem and I become Tag Team Champions and prove to all why we are the Pillars Of Pain.

That's right. Tonight The PIT will reign Supreme and the POP will prove why no team can come close to stopping our path of destruction. Strike Force your time has come to be Struke Down.

(With that said they all leave.),PIT,my address
Listen here fat man ,Wednesday 31-Mar-1999 02:08:19,208.235.4.143 writes,(Terror and Dark Angel are sitting in their Sancturay. Terror is relaxing on a specially made black couch with what looks to be dripping blood on it. Terror is wearing a PIT T-shirt. Terror is also drinking a 7up. Dark Angel has her hair put up in a pony tail. She is drinking a cherry 7up. Terror has a smirk on his face. He then grabs a remote and pushes a button on it. It turns a camera and Terror begins to speak.)

Now I'm not going to be some dumb fat f--- and his two little gay buddies. EH EH. I'm not going to run out to a ring to a different theme song everytime and have these fake fans cheer me on. No way no how No SIR.

Plague you say that the PIT has been silent. Damn straight we have been. Tell me what would we have had to talk about? Nothing right. See we've been making some plans for this upcoming Sunday. We've been looking over the situation and what's going to happen this Sunday. And we've decided that we are going to take 5 Title belts that night. 1 Woman's title 1 Midget's title 2 Tag Team title's and the big One 1 PWL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE.

This is my point we aren't going to lose. We are just too good to lose. Um I want to ask you something Plague. You say that YOU ARE the PWL. Hmmm I think I beat the man that was the PWL. I beat Joe The Giant. Now he was the PWL and but like somebody once said "To be the man you have to beat the man." And it looks like I beat the PWL and I am the PWL. Now Plague from my many backstage sources I've heard that you woke up a sleeping Giant with your comments towards the PIT. Well I guess we will have to wait until Sunday to find out what or whom you awoke.

Now Plague I will WIN. You may say otherwise but what do you know. Have you won every match you've been in here in the PWL. Um nope you can't say that. Let's see you and your little Strike Force lost to me and POP. Um you didn't get that W against um that other fat guy either. Sorry can't remember his name at the moment because I could careless who he is. My point is this that little statement that Strike Force made about never losing is WRONG.

Plague I'm going to make it my main priority to not only pin you but BEAT you. I'm going to thrash you so bad you won't ever want to come back to the PWL. So come Sunday you will lose for a 2nd time here in the PWL and you will finally see why I'm the f---EN man arounnd here.


(Terror picks up his remote and shuts off the camera. Dark Angel then goes behind Terror and starts to rub her hands through his hair. Terror grabs her left hand and kisses it lightly with her just smiling.)


,Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
Only time will Tell little man....,Thursday 1-Apr-1999 13:26:28,195.147.227.202 writes,(As the video wall lights up the fans start to cheer as Plague paces back and forth in his dressing room Plague looking real angry as he smashes his fist into a wall of lockers....Plague spinning to face the camera...)

"Terror you pitiful little maggot on Sunday im going to teach you a lesson in respect im going to teach you just why the Plague is the man and will stay the man I dont care what damn sleeping giants ive awoken Im the best and I havent got a problem with proving it against every sorry piece of s--- who has the guts!!! So Terror bring all your damn friends on Sunday and the Plague will knock them all down! As for beating the man to become the man when you beat that dopey piece of s--- the giant-hah havent you heard the news boy? Plague is the man and there isnt a damn thing you can do about it! Formulate your plans and run your mouth about Sunday....I couldnt give a s--- because for the Terror and the rest of the PIT Its all over the Triple Threat enter Wrestlerama with three titles and thats exactly how many we will leave with!! PIT Doomsday has fallen on you!!!!"

(Plague suddenly leaping towards the camera man and smashing his fist into the camera....everything goes black!!),PLAGUE..,
The Pit are sentenced to death at Wrestlerama!,Tuesday 30-Mar-1999 12:36:15,195.147.227.8 writes,(The fans are going wild as 'Wargasm' by L7 belts across the arena and the Triple Threat hold their titles high inside the ring....Plague takes the mic....)

"The Triple Threat have been very busy training so we'll keep this short and sweet.....Terror Pillars.....we look damn good with these belts and thats why we are going to hold onto them! Bring every weapon you have and we're still gonna stand tall the Triple Threat ARE the PWL you losers are just poor pretenders! Tell 'em big man!!"

(Beast takes the mic...)

"Pillars you havent had much to say.......? Well thats good 'cause we dont particularly want to hear your s--- anyway! And it couldnt possibly help you-the time for talk is finished the Triple Threat and the PIT get to sort their problems in the ring at Wrestlerama and we never lose a fight!!"

(Beast passing the mic to Carnage...)

"Pillars.....weve beaten every team that the PWL has thrown in the ring with us and you will be no different! You want these?"

(Taps his Tag title belt...)

"Well on Sunday you get to chance.....only thing is your not good enough!!"

(Plague takes the mic back to finish off...)

"Terror Im the champion and thats the way its staying I look forward to seeing you on Sunday Doomsday has fallen on you all!!!"

(The picture slowly fades to black as the fans go wild...),THE TRIPLE THREAT,zigger@globalnet.co.uk
The Blade has arrived in the PWL!!!,Saturday 27-Mar-1999 15:22:11,195.147.227.130 writes,(The camera closes in as the gorgeous Eliza Blade postures in the ring.)

BLADE: PWL its time for a bit of a shake up scanning the Womens division I find it hard not to laugh-you ugly bitches cant hold a flame to me! Im the best looking most talented female superstar ever to set foot in the PWL and Im heading straight to the top Ive already destroyed my first opponent and Ill continue destroying every opponent thrown at me until I get a shot at the strap and then you will all be thanking your lucky stars that Beauty and Talent hold the Womens title this is an open challenge to any of you-sign on the dotted line and get ready to get your fat cellulite arses kicked all over the ring I will not be denied that belt!!

(Blade brushes the hair from her face and the men in the audience look hot and flustered thanks to Elizas leather cat woman outfit Eliza gives a cross armed salute to the fans who cheer in response before the segment comes to a close...),Eliza Blade,
That blade isn't sharp enough ,Sunday 28-Mar-1999 02:21:09,208.235.4.176 writes,(Dark Angel is standing with Terror. She is wearing a PIT t-shirt and a pair of black pants. She is putting her hair in a pony tail as Terror is setting up the camera. She adjusts her hair so it hangs over her left shoulder. Terror then comes back and tells her the camera is ready.)

I see that we have some new talent. Talent for me to destroy. Talent that will Fall From Grace. Eliza Blade who do you think you are coming into the PWL and saying that you are not going to be denied The Woman's Title. Something that Ursa will have no longer after Wrestlerama 13.

Eliza you stupid bitch. I'm glad that you beat some jobber whore who likes spending time on her back. I like it how you brag about something so small. Why don't you try defeating someone with talent. Oh my God why don't you sign to face me. That's it. You can fight me and get your ugly bitch ass face knocked in.

I'm wanting to see how sharp the blade really is or just see how Dull you really are. When you Fall From Grace you will understand that you do not deserve to have your ugly skank face anywhere near me.


(Dark Angel then looks into Terror's eyes. Terror just smirks at her and goes over and shuts off the camera. Terror goes back to her and kisses her lightly on the forehead. Dark Angel then goes into the bathroom to shower from her long hard day of training.),Dark Angel,
The Blade is more than sharp enough!!! ,Monday 29-Mar-1999 13:04:09,195.147.221.135 writes,(Eliza can be seen hammering away at a punch bag she is sweating heavily and her tight top is drenched in perspiration.... Eliza turns towards the camera brushing long golden locks from her eyes...)

BLADE:- Dark Angel did I address you? The hell I did if you were a clever bitch you woulda kept your nose out of the Blades business that way you wouldnt get hurt! If you do manage to beat that trailer park trash who goes by the name of Ursa then you will hold the belt that I want! Seems we are destined to meet....well thats good because then you will realise that the Blade isnt dull at all-im extremely sharp and you are going to get cut!!

(Eliza runs her fingers through her hair as the camera shot backs slowly away.... Eliza turns quickly and leaps hitting a picture perfect leg lariat as the picture flickers and then switches off....),Eliza Blade,
The Lightweight sensation has arrived in the PWL!,Tuesday 23-Mar-1999 15:34:45,195.147.219.23 writes,>*This Is My Hollywood* explodes from the speaker stack and the crowd pop as the Current triple World Champion Venom races through the aisle curtain and towards ringside..... lazer lights carve a tunnel through the billowing smoke as Venom leaps up onto the ring apron before springboard somersaulting into the centre of the ring Venom yelling down to ringside and an official passes the stick<

"So this is the PWL"

*Fans going wild*

"Yeah looks pretty cool.... A few good athletes knocking around.... The heavyweight division seems to consist of the champion and three real challengers-lots of action but the lightweight division seems absolutely dead!!! Well Im here to breath some new life into the Cruiserweight division and the PWL Im the reigning BWF PWS and ,'The Phenom' Venom,
Continued......(ooops!),Tuesday 23-Mar-1999 15:38:15,195.147.219.23 writes,IWF World Cruiserweight champion and Im going to add the PWL Title to my list!! You can try and stop me-hell-please do.....Im going to fly all over this ring and kick the ass of anybody stupid enought to try and beat me-Bring it on Venom is in town!!"

*The fans cheering as the shot fades out*,VENOM,
Pillars..... prepare for Burnout!!,Monday 22-Mar-1999 15:01:02,195.147.227.109 writes,(The fans in the arena are out of their seats screaming as 'Know Your Enemy' by Rage Against The Machine blares over the speaker system and Strike Force come bursting through the aisle curtains......fireworks erupt right down the entrance aisle as the Tag champs sprint towards the ring.....Both me rolling straight in and lifting their titles high as fireworks erupt from all four corner posts as the lights dim.... The fireworks slowly fizzling out and the lights grow bright once more....... Carnage taking the mic...)

"Golem Quartz.....youve earnt your title shot and have impressed everybody along the way...... You seem worthy challengers..... however that isnt going to stop us stomping a hole in your damn faces!"

(The fans erupting as Strike Force look real angry.....Beast continues...)

"You boys seem to think that you have what it takes? Well all you have is what it takes to take a horrendous beating from the champs-we are too damn good for you and after Wrestlerama your going to regret ever setting foor in the PWL!!"

(The fans starting a PWL chant.....and Strike Force hold their titles up once again bringing huge cheers from this packed crowd... Carnage finishes off for the champs...)

"We are ready for anybody we've beaten the Moondogs the Thunderfeet the Midnight Express and every other team that the PWL has thrown at us and now we are going to beat up on the Pillars we are too damn big and too damn strong and at Wrestlerama you will find out-Too damn talented for a pair of losers! Pillars prepare for Burnout!!"

(Carnage throwing the mic to the floor and Strike Force race up opposite turnbuckles lifting the titles aloft to huge cheers...... Strike Force then rolling from the ring as 'Im gonna knock you out' by L.L Cool J blares over the speakers-Both men walking slowly down the aisle tagging hands with the fans they stop at the aisle curtains and slowly draw their thumbs across their throats to huge cheers from the fans before leaving the arena.....the picture fades to black....),PWL World Tag Team Champions-Strike Force!!!,
Terror.....Prepare for Doomsday!!,Monday 22-Mar-1999 14:50:32,195.147.227.109 writes,('Thunderkiss 1965' hits the speakers and the fans in the PWL arena go wild as black and red smoke billows from the aisle curtains...... spotlights centre on the aisle curtain and a monstrous heavy metal riff kicks in as Plague steps bursts through the aisle curtains with both of his titles....... Strobe lights geive the champion a surreal appearance as he races to ringside and rolls straight into the ring.....the lights stay dimmed and black smoke fills the ring...the strobe effects continue as Plague yells.......)

"Cut the Damn Music!!!"

(The fans going absolutely wild as the music grinds to a sudden halt....)

"Wrestlerama 3 is very close and Plague has been training hard Terror is going to get his sorry ass kicked!"

(The cheers erupting again and "Terror Sux!" Chants spreading through the arean....)

"Yeah he certainly does...... Terror the time for talk is over..... People keep getting you out of tight situations with the Triple Threat....well Ive entered a request for extra security and at Wrestlerama it'll just be me and you! And that means your goin' to get the beating of your life!!"

(Plague pausing for breath as the fans continue to pop...)

"Seems there are a lot of good challengers gunning for my title....Terror is at the top of the list....then we have Fat Albert and Joe the Giant-three very good challengers but that doesnt change a damn thing when it comes to the Plague! I am the Immovable object the unstoppable force Im going to continue my trail of destruction through the PWL destroying everybody who gets in my way! You want these?"

(Plague lifting the PWL titles into the air...)

"Well you cant have them! I am the champ and there isnt a man in the PWL who has what it takes to dethrone me! If ever anybody got lucky-Id just punish them on the next card and take my titles back and there isnt a damn thing any of you can do about it the Plague is the man! Doomsday has fallen on you all!!!"

(Plague lifting both titles aloft again as Heavy metal guitaring kicks in once again...... the black and red smoke starts to swirl around the champion obscuting him from view.....the ring lights up in a white flash and thunder can be heard over the speaker system......as the smoke clears the champion is nowhere to be seen...... cheers echo throughout the arena as the picture slowly fades to black....),PWL World and North American Heavyweight champion-Plague!!!,
NEW E-FED...CHECK OUT http://olympia.fortunecity.com//tilden/481/,Monday 15-Mar-1999 05:36:01,209.223.14.242 writes,,,
PWL Card for March 14,Thursday 11-Mar-1999 01:31:32,207.230.58.125 writes,Here are the matches signed so far for the March 14 PWL event:

World/North American champion PLAGUE vs. COOLEROY;
THE TERROR vs. JOE THE GIANT;
World tag champions STRIKE FORCE vs. HAARLEM HEAT;
THE PILLARS OF PAIN vs. THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS;
Midget champion MASCARITA DIABLO vs. ORKO vs. NONAGONCITO (three-way dance);

Other matches will be announced in the coming days. All matches featuring champions are title matches.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Brief Results for March 7,Monday 8-Mar-1999 02:58:57,207.230.58.245 writes,Due to delays with our Internet server here are the winners and losers of the March 7 PWL house show:

DARK ANGEL pinned MRS. BUTTERWORTH in 7:16;
Cruiserweight champion STARSHINE HIPPIE pinned ? in 12:34;
CAP'N CRUNCH pinned KID DY-NO-MITE in 8:47;
PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM & QUARTZ) defeated THE THUNDERFEET in 14:06 (Golem pinned T-Foot 2);
World tag team champions STRIKE FORCE (BEAST & CARNAGE) defeated COOLEROY & HUMAN TORNADO by DQ in 9:00 (POP interfered);
THE TERROR pinned HULK BIXBY in 5:40;
World/North American champion PLAGUE wrestled GRIMACE to a no-contest in 11:55 (match stopped after interference by Terror and Strike Force).

More detailed results of the house show as well as spoilers from the TV tapings will be posted Monday on the PWL website.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Tonight,Sunday 7-Mar-1999 22:31:40,208.235.4.165 writes,(The PIT are backstage in their locker room. Terror is drinking his trademark 7up. Golem and Quartz are butting heads. Dark Angel is sitting on a couch in wrestling gear for only the 2nd time in her career. And Cap'n Crunch is eating some crunch berries.)

Well tonight I get to dominate another baby face. Hulk Bixby you are something else. You think that your puny little leg drop can effect me thing again. Tonight I flaten you with the SPIKE. I don't have much to say 'cause I'm concentrating on something much more important tonight.

Though Grimace and Fat Albert after the event I'll have some words for you two.


(Golem stops from head butting Quartz and begins to speak.)

Well well well it looks like The Midnight Express have become the second group of pussies here in the PWL behind Strike Force. Well change of game plan. Wrong we have our game plan set in stone Thunder feet your demise comes 1 week early.

Strike force don't worry you'll get yours and get it soon. I'd watch your backs because we are. But that is for later. Thunder feet you are the single most pathetic team. You get beat by Plague cleanly. You know what the worst part about that is is that the POP would easily defeat Plague if we ever got him in the ring but he is a chicken s--- and won't do it. Of course we don't care 'cause we want the Strike Force.

The Cap'n can make it happen and that I will tonight. Kid Dy-No-mite or however you say it. You will feel the anger that I have held in all of these years. I'm going to make you EXPLODE when you get in the ring with me tonight.

I have to finish things off tonight. Mrs. Butterworth you will Fall From Grace tonight. You are not worth to be on my damn pancakes you slut. You think that you can over come the Dark Angel then you are wrong. You are just a fat sticky piece of two timen whore. Tonight I will destroy you and get Ursa alone in the ring.

And Ursa how does it feel to be all alone without Zod and NoN. Feels great don't it bitch.


(With that said all the PIT start to laugh. They have an ace up each of their sleeves and they are all the ace of spades. Tonight it seems the Triple Threat will feel the PIT's Pain and so will anyone else who gets in their way.)

,The PIT,terror316@hotmail.com
Slight change to March 7 PWL card,Saturday 6-Mar-1999 22:41:23,209.74.139.84 writes,THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS have exercised an option in their PWL contracts that allows them to back out of tomorrow's match against THE PILLARS OF PAIN. The PWL has decided to replace them at the show with THE THUNDERFEET. Should GOLEM and QUARTZ win tomorrow they will face the Express on the March 14 card. The PWL apologizes for any confusion or inconvenience this may cause.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
PITS are in the Shit!!,Thursday 4-Mar-1999 20:25:13,195.147.216.3 writes,('Walk' by Pantera hits the speakers and the fans go wild as smoke starts to billow from around the aisle curtain....fireworks erupt all the way down the entrance aisle and the fans are out of their seats as Plague and Strike Force come sprinting towards ringside....the Tag champs tagging hands with the fans before all three men roll into the Ring....Plague has the mic....)

"Cut the damn music!!! Terror Pillars..... The Triple Threat have been training hard.....before we were too much for you to handle....now we are going to Annihilate you!! Terror...forget about your damn mentor and concentrate on the man whos going to wipe you from the face of the Planet..... You'll never get your grubby little hands on my title Ill destroy you every time you have the balls to enter the ring with me!!"

(Plague passing the mic to Beast...)

"Pillars....you still have to beat the Thunderfeet and the Midnight Express....personally I dont think you can do it....but If by some miracle you do stop them.....we'll stop you!!!"

(Carnage taking over where Beast left off...)

"We dont care how impressive you look against the prelim teams of the PWL....but when you face us you'll look like rank beginners....we are takin you out-Bottmom Line!!!"

(The fans going absolutely potty as Plague takes the mic leaving Beast and Carnage to enter a roof raising pose...)

"Grimace...I havent forgotten about your sorry ass....you'll feel the pain real soon.....your career is finished if you turn up that night.....On the 7th you better have an ambulance ready and waiting because your career is finished...Ill show you all what happens when you defy your champion-Plague!!! Tornado Cooleroy and Grimace... March the 7th shall see your downfall the Triple Threat shall conquer all and then its time for Terror and the Pillocks..... The Threat shall reign supreme....Doomsday has fallen on all of you!!!"

(Plague dropping the mic and the Triple Threat roll from the ring.... 'Know Your Enemy' by Rage Against the Machine hits the speakers as Plague exits with Strike Force following close behind and greeting their screaming fans....all three men turn at the aisle curtain and draw their thumbs slowly across their throats bringing one final crowd pop before the Threat exit through the aisle curtains and the picture slowly fades to black....),THE TRIPLE THREAT..,zigger@globalnet.co.uk
Grimace....Cooleroy....Tornade and PIT's...,Thursday 4-Mar-1999 13:43:58,195.147.222.206 writes,(The vdeo wall rolls before coming to life....the fans cheer as they see the Triple Threat working out on a couple of punch bags.....Carnage see's the camera first....)

"Hey boys....look who's here its the skinny camera dude...."

(Plague and Beast join Carnage and all three men laugh at the skinny cameraman....Carnage continues...)

"March the 7th and we have to face the pairing of Cooleroy and the Human Tornade....well Big Deal!! On March the 7th you boys become just another example.....we can and will squash every damn team in the PWL and there isnt a damn thing any of you losers can do about it!!"

(Beast takes over...)

"If the PWL suits think that some makeshift pairing like cool and Tornado can stop the Strike Force then they are as stupid as they look!! On March the 7th Cool and Tornado get eliminated.... And then it will be the Pillars turn..... We owe you the only scratch on our undefeated records and we intend on paying you back in full.....you losers are going to pay the Price and the price is Pain!!!!"

(Plague waits until Strike Force return to their training...)

"Grimace....you interfered in our match...you cost us a DQ victory....on March the 7th Plague shall end your damn career! March the 7th will be far more than just a wrestling match....Im going to bust you up inside and out and when Ive eventually pinned your sorry ass you'll be leaving on a stretcher never to wrestle again....Mark my words they shall come to pass!! Terror..... Wrestlerama is the name-Pain is the game.....You think that you are big because you managed a two count on the big man...well two isnt close enough...Im coming to kick your sorry little ass......Doomsday has fallen on all of you!!"

(Plague going to turn away but then spinning back and the last thing we see is a fist smashing into the camera before everything goes black....),The Triple Threat,
PWL Card for March 7 and other newsbits,Thursday 4-Mar-1999 03:36:30,207.230.48.246 writes,Here is the March 7 PWL card;
World/North American champion PLAGUE vs. GRIMACE;
World tag champions STRIKE FORCE vs. COOLEROY & HUMAN TORNADO;
PILLARS OF PAIN vs. MIDNIGHT EXPRESS;
THE TERROR vs. HULK BIXBY;
Cruiserweight champion STARSHINE HIPPIE vs. ? (QUESTION MARK);
CAP'N CRUNCH vs. KID DY-NO-MITE (winner receives midgets' title shot at a later date);
DARK ANGEL vs. MRS. BUTTERWORTH.
Other matches could be announced; in addition two weeks of TV tapings will be shot on Sunday as well.

The much-anticipated TERROR-JOE THE GIANT match will not take place this Sunday as Terror had originally challenged. The PWL is working with all parties to have the match booked for the March 14 show.

Many apologies for the lack of updates to the top ten rankings on the PWL website. There should be a revised listing this weekend.

Matches for WrestleRama 13 will be announced in the week following the March 14 card. Barring unforseen circumstances WR13 will take place the weekend of April 3-4. Expect all championships to be up for grabs at WR13.

Stay tuned - hopefully we'll be back with more news items this weekend not necessarily related to the March 7 card.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Terror kiss my ass.....The next time im in the ring with you Ill bury you not referee your damn match!! ,Tuesday 2-Mar-1999 14:30:19,195.147.214.186 writes,('Walk' by Pantera hits the speakers and the fans go wild as the video wall explodes into life as the Triple Threat logo spins into view....... Then the camera cuts to a bar where Plague Beast and Carnage are enjoying a drink....Plague see's the camera and speaks...)

"Terror you two bit prelim punk! You got damn lucky that that purple piece of s--- interfered in our damn match....Grimace I will warn you once and once only to keep out of my business....Interfere in one of my matches again and Ill annihilate you doog 'N' Proper!!"

(Beast takes over....)

"All three of you got damn lucky.....a win by DQ the only loss of our careers....well the price for that tainted victory is very dear...you will pay in blood and suffering next time we meet!! Tell 'em Carnage...."

"Pillars we've seen what you are capable of and now we are sure that you will never get your hands on these belts...you simply arent good enough!!"

(Plague shakes his head in agreement before continuing...)

"I think all of us are sure that you losers havent got what it takes...... Terror....you think you take my titles at wrestlerama? Well think again boy you just arent good enough....one tainted victory is all you will ever get over the Plague....the Triple Threat are pissed off and we are coming straight at you....titles or no titles....you are going to get eliminated!! P.O.P Doomsday has fallen on you!!"

(Plague turns back to his beer but the cameraman continues to film...Plague speaks harshly...)

"Hey punk-the damn interview is over...get the f--- outta my face!!"

(The cameraman quickly exiting and the picture fades to black...),The Triple Threat...,zigger@globalnet.co.uk
Teacher vs Student? Plague,Monday 1-Mar-1999 04:19:18,208.235.4.178 writes,(Terror is sitting back in his locker room by himself. He has sent Dark Angel POP and the Cap'n back to the hotel. Terror gets up and walks out. He looks down and there is a camera man there tied up and gagged. Terror unties him and removes the Gag. Terror tells him to follow him and record when he stops. The camera man gets up and nods. Terror makes his way to where the ring was set up. No fans are left except for about the 5 fans that got really drunk and passed out but this is normal for the PWL. Terror tells the camera man to stop in the aisle. Terror then goes to where the center of the ring was. Terror stops snaps his fingers and the arena goes to a bright red and Terror speaks.)

I must say the PIT proved our point tonight and Plague I put you down for a 2 count not once but twice. If I can put you down for that I can put you down for one more second. You however cost your team the match and gave us the win but you are not my concern at the moment but stay tuned 'cause I'll mention you later on.

Joe The Giant my former teacher. You know we were never meant to be friends 'cause I mean look at us complete opposites. You a Baby Face me the most ultimate HEEL of all time in the Wrestling business. You did train me I'm not going to lie about that. Yes I was trained by a face but I must say you are the biggest reason that I am a Heel today.

Seeing you go out there event after event match after match win after win and the whole time drawing your power from the fans just made me sick to my stomach. See I know for a fact that just say you did get beat one time say by fluke the fans would leave you and you wouldn't have it anymore. That is why I am Heel no fans except for my true fans and the drunks who don't know any better.

See you are the single reason that the Terror Spike exsist today. You picked me up and dropped me on my head making me realize what my finisher was going to be and still is. Joe you never did experience it but I'll be damned if I don't hit it on somebody come this Sunday.

Giant man you say to get to Plague I must go through the PWL itself and I plan on doing that. You Me Sunday if you win you can have my spot at Wrestlerama. But but there is a catch to this. We need a special guest referee for this match to make it fair and what better then a Woman to ref the match. You are wondering what woman could make our match fair and that woman is PLAGUE.

Plague you are the single biggest chicken s--- coward I have ever seen. You knowing that your first pinfall lost was at hand you got a DQ keeping you from being pinned. Well you hit a poor innocent referee and I don't like that. So for the Joe The Giant vs THE TERROR match. Teacher vs Student match I want who the winner gets as the ref and that is you Plague I want you in the middle of us that way you get a first hand look at whoever your opponent is.

Those are my views towards you Joe you are bigger but I think that now I am the stronger. I am by far the faster and smarter of the two of us and on Sunday we will find out that I am the better of the two of US.


(Terror snaps his fingers once more and there is a poof of smoke around the camera man and when it clears the Camera man is gone but the Camera is still there. Terror then pops his neck in the fashion that Joe the Giant taught him. Then all of a sudden the arena goes black and when the lights come back on Terror is gone but on the Arena floor it what seems to be red lettering it reads:

THE PWL GREAT'S DEATH IS UPON US. JOE YOUR TIME HAS COME PREPARE FOR THE FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE!!!









,Terror,
The Pits seem very quiet....scared perhaps?,Saturday 27-Feb-1999 10:33:54,195.147.225.24 writes,(The fans in the arena go wild as 'Fight Fire with Fire' by Metallica hits the speakers....smoke billows from the aisle curtains and strobe lights give the arena a surreal feel.... The cheers grow louder as Plague and Strike Force come bombing through the aisle curtain and towards ringside....Beast and Carnage holding out their hands to tag with the fans before all three men roll into the ring....Plague with a mic...)

"Cut the Damn Music!!!"

(The cheers grow louder and Plague waits a few seconds before continuing...)

"Terror....Pillars you cowards have been very quiet....whats the matter finally feeling the fear?"

(Carnage takes the mic...)

"And so you damn well should....your time is drawing close the Triple Threat are gunning for you and we guarantee that you are going to get Annihilated....Tell 'em big man...."

(Beast takes over as the fans go wild...)

"Terror Pillars we've been training hard as we do for every match and as usual we are at the peak of physical perfection we are more than you cowards can handle and very soon we're gonna prove it in the ring!!"

(Plague takes the mic for the final time...)

"We havent got much to say today......from what I can see we've said more than enough to cover your pitiful half-hearted replies..... Anyway the time for talk is nearly over....reckoning day is at hand and the Triple Threat are going to keep their undefeated record and continue to stand tall and there aint a damn thing any of you losers can do about it! Doomsday has fallen on all of you!!"

('My World' by Guns'N'Roses begins to play and the fans go wild as the Triple Threat slowly draw their thumbs across their throats before lifting all the damn gold into the air....The fans go wild as Plague Beast and Carnage roll from the ring....the three champions make a slow exit down the entrance aisle tagging hands with the fans before the picture slowly fades to black....),The Triple Threat:-,
The Damn Pits....,Friday 26-Feb-1999 21:52:27,195.147.215.72 writes,*'Walk' by Pantera hits the speakers as the video wall kicks into life..... Plague and Strike Force can be seen sitting at a bar having a drink... The camera gets closer....*

PLAGUE:- Hey look its that skinny PWL Camera guy...... Come a bit closer little man and listen up..... Very soon the Triple Threat have to face the PIT....Well that suits us just fine...the three finest damn wrestlers the World has ever seen against three men who just claim to be the best! Huh Ive seen the federations where you claim to be champion and Im confident that If I sent the smelly old tramp who lives in a box in your mums front garden to wrestle he'd damn well clear up you cant stop the Triple Threat you can only try and fail.....

BEAST:- The Triple Threat team is without a doubt the most awesome team ever formed and very soon we're goin' to teach you boys a good lesson in respect-we're goin' to take you out!!

CARNAGE:- And Pillars I suggest you forget any hopes of ever gettin' your hands on these...

*Pats his PWL World Tag Titlr....*

CARNAGE:- Because we're not ready to part with them just yet....I cant wait to get you in the ring and show you up for what you really are in front of our PWL fans....A bunch of sorry assed faggot losers-we're going to eliminate you!!

*The fans in the arena go wild as a fat bearded man in a Terror T-Shirt walks upto Plague...*

TerrorFan:- Hey I recognise you....your that champion from the PWL Well you dont look like much to me I could kick your ass so Terror will destroy yoouuggghhhh....

*The fan doubled over as Plague lashes a boot out to the stomach he follows up by smashing and empty Budweiser bottle over the fans head before throwing a chair into his face.....*

PLAGUE:- God-Damn these Terror fans are almost as stupid as the not-so-great man himself....Terror remember one thing this is my World title and its staying right here I destroyed all opposition to get it and Im not ready to hand it over to a sack of s--- like you just yet! Bring all of your weapons and dubious skills but I guarantee you....

*Two of the Fans friends walk up to the bar with pool cues...the Triple Threat stand up Plague suddenly throwing a glass ashtray into one mans face as Carnage dodges a cue shot before grabbing the cue Beast smashing a huge punch to the mans face dropping him like a bad habit Plague throwing his attacker over the bar onto the already nervous barman...*

PLAGUE:- Now where was I? Oh yes bring all of your dubious skills and non-existent talents and I guarantee you they wont be enough Im at the top and thats exactly where I intend on staying and there isnt a damn thing you can do about it.....at the Six man match we prove a point...when I face you one on one...I end your damn career! PIT's Doomsday has fallen on you!!!

*The fans in the arena are going wild as the Triple Threat leave throught the fire exit.....the camera scans the bar and the broken bodies of the useless Terror fans...Plagues maniacal laugh can be heard as the picture fades slowly to black....*,The Triple Threat...,zigger@globalnet.co.uk
All right... Terror has led me here and now he owes me an explanation... my bio is in the message for those who need a good wrestler...,Thursday 25-Feb-1999 22:41:48,206.47.102.31 writes,All right the first fed I've ever joined and the only fed I'm in currently is the SCWF. The Storm's bio...

Real name: Mike Stevenson

Wrestling alias: "The Storm"

Finisher: "Eye of the Storm" (Basically an STF preceded by a kick to the gut/axe kick combo)

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 245

Age: 24

Manager: Tony "The Fist" Borchelli

Notes: Decent rp'er but has tendencies to refer to himself in the first person. Is improving in his craft though...

Bio: The adopted son of an alleged Mafia boss he was raised to compete in the illegal underground pitfighting circles controlled by mob bosses; where the winners get rich and the losers are never seen again. Storm was 38-0 when he retired due to nagging injuries and an excellent pension supplied by Tony. However being raised to fight he quickly grew bored of his pampered life and seeing an opening in a little ma-and-pa wrestling federation took it and became the US Champ in his third match. He is still defending his title but is looking for openings in other wrestling federations...

Thank you give me a call if you want me in your federation... ,The Storm,abd.aviation@ireseau.com
SHIT....Errrrrr we mean PIT...,Thursday 25-Feb-1999 17:13:53,195.147.225.240 writes,(The fans in the arena are shifting anxiously in their seats as they await the arrival of the PWL's champions........ The fans are up and cheering as 'Walk' by Pantera hits the speakers and the three men known as the Triple Threat come sprinting through the aisle curtains and towards ringside Plague leads the way as Beast and Carnage tag hands with the fans All three men rolling into the ring and climbing the turnbuckles Strike Force holding the PWL World tag titles in the air as Plague holds up both the North American and World straps....The fans are going wild as Plague jumps down from the turnbuckle and deftly catches the mic. thrown by a nervous ring announcer....)

"Cut the Damn Music!! PIT I just cant wait to get you boys in the ring and teach you a lesson in respect! The Triple Threat couldnt give a s--- what you've done in other indy promotions in the PWL you are the rookies we are the damn champions and we are going to kick your pansy asses all over that damn ring!!!"

(Beast takes the mic as the fans continue to go wild and start chants for the Threat....)

"P.O.P You can talk all you want to but you pair of never have and never will be's are going to get annihilated! You aint gonna be countering shit we are going to walk all over you! Tell Carnage..."

"Quartz......A lump of rock? Good name......as For Golem....hmmmm wasnt he that flat footed freak from the Lord of the Rings? P.O.P you can never intimidate the champions your challenge doesnt worry us at all....just check the records....we have demolished every team the PWL could throw at us....we are fighting champions and back down from nobody.....When the Thunderfeet and the Express have finished kicking your sorry asses you'll no longer want a piece of the hottest damn team in Professional wrestling....But we'll still want a piece of you.....in the PWL you truly are in a no win situation....the class difference is simply too great....Tell 'Em Big Man..."

(Beast speaks again...)

"Pillars? Whatever....Pillocks of Pain whether you get past your next two matches or not-our match is on....you boys are going back to wrestling school to learn some respect Prepeare for Burnout!!!"

(The fans in the arena are soaking up the atmoshphere as smoke drifts around the ring and strobe lights give the interview a surreal feel...Plague takes the mic for the final time...)

"Terror I gather your reputation is supposed to bother me? Just take a look at my career...three World titles and a North American title and not once have I ever faced defeat.....You are not man enough to become the first! You think Im fat and out of shape....well that all works in my favour....you come prepared for some fat out of shape bum and you'll just get destroyed even quicker! Very soon you get your chance to shine in the PWL but your star shall be snuffed out by the hands of Plague....Doomsday has fallen on you!!!"

(Plague slowly draws his thumb across his throat as Strike Force enter a huge muscled pose....a black smoke creeps into the ring surrounding the three men......slowly the smoke dissapears but so have the Triple Threat......Plagues mad laughter can be heard across the arena as the picture slowly fades to black....),The Triple Threat...,zigger@globalnet.co.uk
The PIT's the SHITS and Orko,Thursday 25-Feb-1999 14:06:12,209.7.233.68 writes,(The entire PIT is standing in their sanctuary. They are all enjoying a laugh at the man they call Plague and his ripoff of a tag name Strike Force. Or they are known as now Triple Threat.)

I really don't have much to say but I will say what I must. This Sunday looks to be a great day for me I could defeat 3 World Champions in one night. Plague you are the one that I want more then any other and at any and all cost the PIT will come out on top.

You shouldn't get too cocky with me because I will shut you up just like any and all face that has ever crossed me. You know the great thing about being a Heel you don't worry about the crowd but you you feed off of them and I shut them up I shut you down remember that Fatty.


Strike Force power isn't everything but it is alot. Speed can never over come us it never has and never will. You call yourselves Strike Force big deal. For every strike there is a counter and we plan to counter you at everyturn.

Strike Force you do not worry me either nor does anybody or anything. You say that we ain't getting a shot until we defeat the ME and TF. Good because we will prove that the 2 of them combined won't last 10 minutes in the ring with us guaranteed.

Orko I see that you have a open challenge and I take you up on it. I will take you out as #1 in my conquest for the Gold and you ain't getting in my way. As for anything else I ain't dumb enough to get invovled with Terror's business but if I'm needed for him I will be there.

(The PIT then all go to the table where about 5 Pizzas are awaiting them. They all pop open a 7up and have a good ole time.),The PIT,terror316@hotmail.com
The PIT's the and Orko,Thursday 25-Feb-1999 14:05:56,209.7.233.68 writes,(The entire PIT is standing in their sanctuary. They are all enjoying a laugh at the man they call Plague and his ripoff of a tag name Strike Force. Or they are known as now Triple Threat.)

I really don't have much to say but I will say what I must. This Sunday looks to be a great day for me I could defeat 3 World Champions in one night. Plague you are the one that I want more then any other and at any and all cost the PIT will come out on top.

You shouldn't get too cocky with me because I will shut you up just like any and all face that has ever crossed me. You know the great thing about being a Heel you don't worry about the crowd but you you feed off of them and I shut them up I shut you down remember that Fatty.


Strike Force power isn't everything but it is alot. Speed can never over come us it never has and never will. You call yourselves Strike Force big deal. For every strike there is a counter and we plan to counter you at everyturn.

Strike Force you do not worry me either nor does anybody or anything. You say that we ain't getting a shot until we defeat the ME and TF. Good because we will prove that the 2 of them combined won't last 10 minutes in the ring with us guaranteed.

Orko I see that you have a open challenge and I take you up on it. I will take you out as #1 in my conquest for the Gold and you ain't getting in my way. As for anything else I ain't dumb enough to get invovled with Terror's business but if I'm needed for him I will be there.

(The PIT then all go to the table where about 5 Pizzas are awaiting them. They all pop open a 7up and have a good ole time.),The PIT,terror316@hotmail.com
Additions to Feb. 28 PWL Card,Thursday 25-Feb-1999 02:25:55,207.230.58.115 writes,In addition to the six-man tag team main event here are more matches scheduled for the next PWL card:

COOLEROY vs. HUMAN TORNADO vs. SETH in a three-way dance winner receives a shot at the World title at a card to be determined;

MIDNIGHT EXPRESS vs. THUNDERFEET with the winners facing PILLARS OF PAIN on March 5 the losers face POP on March 12;

Cruiserweight champion STARSHINE HIPPIE takes on the winner of a match pitting TRAPEZOID against RUDY;

Midget favorite ORKO has issued an open challenge against any fellow midget;

URSA defends the Women's title against ALICE THE GOON.

As it stands now this represents the complete card as far as matches go. If any information concerning the show becomes available the PWL will pass it along.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
PIT? More like the Pits...,Wednesday 24-Feb-1999 17:19:26,195.147.212.205 writes,(The video wall starts to flicker and roll shortly after PIT's interview the fans in the arena start to cheer as they see the Triple Threats limousine screech to a halt at the doors to the arena....Plague Beast and Carnage clamber out of the limo and head purposefully through the arena doors the fans in the arena arew cheering louder as smoke starts to billow from the aisle curtains 'The end of the line' by Offspring hits the speakers as Plague Carnage and Beast can be seen heading through the locker room area all three men can be seen closing in on the rear of the aisle curtain and the fans gasp as the curtains catch fire and burn up to the ceiling and the Triple Threat come sprinting through the flames......All three men carrying gold Strike Force with the tag titles and Plague with both the North American and World titles....... All three men rolling into the ring and lifting the gold as fireworks explode from the corner posts....the fireworks fizzle out and Plague has a mic.....)

"Cut the Damn Music!!"

(The fans go wild and Plague lifts a hand to quieten the screaming masses....)

"So the Pit's have been out here talkin' s--- once again? Well you losers had better be better in the ring than you are on the mic. or you shall be eliminated in record time!! Tell 'em Big Man!!"

(Plague passes the Mic to the Beast...)

"P.O.P you seem to think that size is everything and that you are bigger and stronger than Strike Force....well punks at the end of the day Strike Force have it all....size power speed and technical ability we are the best team in professional wrestling and when we'vw finished kicking your sorry asses you'll have to agree!!"

(Beast passing the mic to Carnage....)

"Pillars you continue beating the PWL's second rate teams and thinking that your good we want to see you against the Express and the Thunderfeet if you impress in those match you'll get your damn shot but after the three way match the last thing you'll want is to have to face the Triple Threat again!!!"

(Carnage backs off handing the mic to Plague as the fans go wild....)

"Six Man tag coming up real soon the Triple Threat are the Ultimate team all of the PWL's major title holders in one team....you are an impressive threesome but you are no match for the PWL's Triple Threat we are as good as it gets and your pansy asses are being Hunted! Doomsday has fallen on all of you!!!"

(Plague throws the mic to the floor and the fans go wild as the Three behemoths enter a muscled pose with the four title belts....... All three men draw their thumbs slowlys across their throats before rolling from the ring Strike Force tag hands with the fans as Plague looks on....all three men slowlys make their way down the entrance aisle and then through the remains of the curtains before the screen slowly fades to black.....),The Triple Threat...,zigger@globalnet.co.uk
Our time has come. Plus our newest suprise,Wednesday 24-Feb-1999 13:58:21,209.7.233.68 writes,*I am using html. Terror is in GREEN Golem is in ORANGE Quartz is in RED and The new guy is in BLUE. Oh yeah if Dark Angel speaks she is in black of course.*

(Terror and the POP are in the PIT's Sanctuary. They are all drinking 7ups as Dark Angel walks in. She has brought in a lowly camera man to take this interview.)

You know I am happy that the PWL has given me this chance to prove that I and the POP are the greatest here in the PWL. As for those of you that do not know we are known as the THE PIT.

I see that I get my World title match at Wrestlerama. I see that POP will have to beat two more pathetic teams in their quest for the Gold. Speaking of gold the PIT has 2 more titles in their sites but that is for on here.


POP is here and ready to kick some more ass. We've proven ourselves against the Electric Mayhem. We pummeled them in under 3 minutes easily. We can't be stopped for our quest the quest to destroy Strike Force and this Sunday we prove what we are truly made of.

See me and Quartz are unstoppable. Strike Force you know just like all of your pathetic fans know we can take you out in record time. You may be big yet we are much bigger. We are much tougher and most importantly we are UNDEAFTABLE.

Now onto what is next the newest member of the PIT Cap'n Crunch.

(At this time the much adored man that has been on numerous commercials comes forward yet this time he has a hand full of something and a mean look on his face.)

You all might be suprised to see me here but if you are then get over it. If you mad about me being here with Terror too bad also. I am here to dominate the Midget division here in the PWL and nothing will stop me. Now if you don't believe that I am this evil just look at this.

(At this time Cap'n opens his hand to reveal Crunch Berries. They are screaming for help but Cap'n is just smiling. At this time he puts them up to his mouth and clamps down and eats them. Cap'n just laughs loudly.)

Ok one last person and she will finish it up Dark Angel you now have your chance to speak.

I am supossed to be the manager of Terror yet I do have a wrestling back ground and I wish to futher that here in the PWL by going after Ursa. Me and you got into it this past Sunday and you didn't control me like you do most of your opponents. I want you and your gold. I want to put an end to you and prove that the PIT is #1.

(The PIT then walk away all except for Terror. He goes over to the camera man and knees him in the gut. Which by the way is an extremly big gut. Terror then puts his head between his legs and SPIKES him to the ground. The camera man quivers in pain as Quartz comes back and tosses him out of the Sancturay into the dark outside.)

BEWARE THE PIT IS COMING FOR ANY ALL GOLD THAT WE CAN FIND. FEAR US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

,Terror and POP,terror316@hotmail.com
Terror Quartz and Golem....,Tuesday 23-Feb-1999 14:48:55,195.147.222.197 writes,(The camera cuts to the locker room area and we see the champions busy training...... All three men turn round as they hear the cameraman's approach........Plague speaks first....)

"So Terror finally gets his match three on three? Well Ive got the best damn partners anybody could ever hope for and together we are without a doubt the greatest team ever assembled.... Im actually looking forwards to beating up on your pansy ass......Very soon you will realise the sheer brutality of the Plague and Strike Force....we simply cannot be stopped! Im going to smoke your pansy asses!!!"

(Beast speaks next....)

"Quartz Golem Terror-your recent matches were pitiful you guys dont stand a damn chance against us We finish our opponents off in mere seconds....you losers take all damn night...."

(Carnage takes over where Beast finishes....)

"on the 27th you boys are gonna get the beating of your lives we rule the PWL and nothing is going to change.....you wanted some of us? Well we'll give you more than you ever expected.....'cause we dont give a s--- how good you are elsewhere in the PWL you are prelims-we are the champions and nothings going to change!!!"

(Beast and Carnage resume training as Plague finishes off....)

"Kids your time in the PWL is nearly over 'cause after we've finished beating on you-you'll realise that you are better suited to second rate promotions with second rate athletes-we are too damn tough for you! Terror Pillars of Pain....Doomsday has fallen on you!!!"

(Plague turns back to training but the cameraman continues to film...Plague yells...)

"Hey skinny Boy get your dumb ass outta here...Now!!!"

(The picture fades to black as the cameraman rapidly exits the area....),Plague and Strike Force...,zigger@globalnet.co.uk
PWL Main Event for February 28,Tuesday 23-Feb-1999 01:02:14,207.230.48.186 writes,Note: February 21 results are posted at the PWL website.

The main event for the February 28 PWL card has now been made official: a six-man tag team match pitting the World champions PLAGUE and STRIKE FORCE (BEAST & CARNAGE) against THE TERROR and THE PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM & QUARTZ). More matches will be announced later in the week.,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
WWF House Show Results for 2/19/99,Saturday 20-Feb-1999 01:53:54,207.230.48.243 writes,Here I am out of character with results for the February 19 WWF house show at the Kiel Center in St. Louis:

Match 1: DOA (Skull and 8-Ball) def. The Oddities (Kurrgan & Golga) as one DOA member pinned Golga). Oddities played the faces.

Match 2: Steve Blackman pinned Dan "The Beast" Severn. Severn played the heel role very well.

Match 3: Christian pinned The Blue Meanie. Christian was the crowd favorite.

Match 4: Bob Holly pinned D-Lo Brown to retain the Hardcore championship. D-Lo was by far the crowd favorite.

Match 5: Jeff Jarrett & Owen Hart (w/ Debra) def. Hunter Hearst Helmsley and X-Pac to retain the Tag Team championships. Jarrett pinned X-Pac following a run-in and low blow from Chyna on X-Pac. After the match HHH tried to make some women in the crowd flash X-Pac and X-Pac made HHH moon the crowd.

Match 6: Undertaker (w/ Paul Bearer) pinned Big Bossman. 'Taker still very popular in St. Louis.

Intermission.

Al Snow appeared "unscheduled " and badmouthed Head proceeding to blindside and attack Head. Snow walked off then returned and apologized to Head and all is well.

Match 7: Gangrel Edge and Luna def. Godfather (w/ "friends") Val Venis and Jacqueline. Edge pinned Val Venis following a run-in from Ken Shamrock. Both sides were over with the crowd.

Match 8: Ken Shamrock def. Billy Gunn by reverse decision. Gunn originally won with an ankle lock on Shamrock but Gunn pushed away the ref when ordered to release the hold causing the ref to DQ Gunn.

Match 9 (Main Event): Kane & The Rock vs. Mankind & Steve Austin in a "rattlesnake rules" tag team match. Kane turned on Rock Mankind and Austin turned on each other and Chyna arrived for another run-in which backfired as Austin was announced as the winner after pinning Kane. Austin gave Chyna a Stone Cold Stunner for her troubles. Following the match Austin and Mankind celebrated with a couple of brews.

After the card tickets went on sale for the May 24 Raw is War show at the Kiel.,Mike Hoffman,mikeh254@yahoo.com
Terror and P.O.P,Thursday 18-Feb-1999 14:32:07,195.147.227.18 writes,(The PWL Champions can be seen working out in the gym Beast is on the weights as Plague and Carnage work on some devastating new moves.....Beast see's the camera and stands up....)

"P.O.P Quartz and Golem...... We hear where you're comin' from but we dont give a s--- what you think! We rule the roost in the PWL and whether its in singles tag or 3 man tag competition we'll beat your sorry asses every damn time!!"

(Plague and Carnage can be seen rolling from the ring and coming over to Join Beast Carnage speaks first...)

"You may think your clever but what it all boils down to is who can cut it in the ring and very soon you'll find out that we are without a doubt the greatest damn team ever to set foot in the PWL or the Professional Wrestling World!! Quartz Golem.....we've beaten better teams than you! You want a shot at us? Then you have to beat the Express and the Thunderfeet you beat both teams and you get a shot!"

(Beast finishes off for Strike Force...)

"So what we're saying is....You beat the Express and the Thunderfeet then we beat you!! Bring it on!!"

(Beast walks away from the camera with Carnage and the tag champs enter the ring with two sparring partners....Plague is left alone to speak...)

"Terror you may think that your clever but Ive only verbally accepted your challenge I havent signed shit!! I dont give titles away! If somebody wants this belt then they'll damn well have to beat me for it! I am the champion and my legal representatives will give you a contract to sign! Dont play with me boy! General Zod Im sure you'd like this North American titles back? And Id bet you'd like to become only the second ever man to hold both titles? Well wake up...It isnt gonna happen I am the champion and I will be until I stand down-I will not be beaten!! Terror as Ive told you before at the PWL's biggest ever event you will face your biggest ever defeat Im too damn good for prelim marks like you! Im going to kick your pansy ass-Doomsday has fallen on you!!"

(Plague spits into the camera lense and the picture quickly fandes to black.....),PLAGUE AND STRIKE FORCE,zigger@globalnet.co.uk
I'm standing My mouth is open and I ain't listening,Thursday 18-Feb-1999 00:47:11,208.235.4.175 writes,(Terror along with Dark Angel and the Pilliars of Pain are sitting in Terror's locker room. Terror has just been handed a video tape with the words from Plague and his gay duo. Terror watches the tape and after it is done heads to the ring with Dark Angel and the POP. Terror gets in the ring where a match has just taken place. He grabs the mic from the ring announcer and begins to speak.)

First off I want to say thanks Fatty now since you accepted my match you have to forfiet the North American title. You don't have a choice it's in the contract and you signed it. It must suck to know that your opponent is smarter then you at every turn. I have everything in order that I want to do.

Onto my match on Sunday. Non I feel just as sorry for you because you can't talk which means you can't be heard screaming for mercy when I am beating the living s--- out of ya. As for what Zod said about Dark Angel she'll be there and if Ursa tries anything my Angel can easily dispose of her. She has proven herself in the ring also and Ursa anytime like Sunday you want to take her on she'll be more then happy to.

Now Plague you can run your mouth as much as you want but I got a proposal for you but I will wait and get to that later as for now the next PWL Tag Champs must speak their piece.

(Terror throws the mic to Quartz.)

Quartz: Electric Mayhem you are first on our agenda. You are going down Sunday no doubt about it. You are nothing compared to the show that we can put on whether the fans like it or not POP will handly defeat you and any other comers against us.

Golem: EM you seem to be nothing to what I and Quartz are. We are the single most devestating Tag Team to ever have their pressence graced here in the PWL and you will be the first example to Strike Force.

Quartz: Now talking about Strike Force. We don't care if you want to fight us or not becasue we know that we will get our shot at those titles when the time comes. As for getting you in the ring that time may come sooner then you think.

Terror: Now what the Big Q is talking about is February 28th 1999. I see that Strike Force and Plague are part of a Team Stable if you will. Well how 'bout a 6-man Tag match. That way we get to see who is maybe the better group around here. You know that you want it we want it and who cares if the fans want it because after it is all said and done We will Stand proud and tall in the middle of the ring.

Golem: One last thing Strike Force we will be there for you little title defense this Sunday. Just say we are scouting you and maybe looking for a weakness or ready to make one of our own.

(Golem throws down the Mic as all 3 men and Dark Angel stand in the middle of the ring. They all raise their hands high and take in the tremendous boos from the crowd. They all just laugh. The 3 men get out and Dark Angel stands in the ring and shows off for the guys in the crowd. Dark Angel was cheered very much so by the male fans in attendance. She eventually gets out of the ring and this new "Stable" goes to the back to sit and relax.),Terror w/friends,terror316@hotmail.com
Sit down shut your damn mouths and listen up...,Wednesday 17-Feb-1999 20:15:56,195.147.215.25 writes,('Soul Crusher' by White Zombie hits the speakers and the fans start to cheer as the Camera closes in on an extravagant interview set.......Two Large orderlies stand either side of a door a small man in a white Jacket is on his feet and he turns to speak.....)

"Ladies and gentlemen it is my pleasure at this time to Introduce to you the most succesfull trio in the history of the PWL putyour hands together and show your appreciation for the PWL World and North American Champion....Plague!!!"

(The fans go wild cheering and clapping as the suprisingly popular double champion walks through the door sneering at the Orderlies Plague takes a seat on a plush leather chair as the small Psychiatrist continues...)

"And his companions and proteges the PWL World Tag Team Champions....I give you....Strike Force!!!"

(Again the PWL fans are going mad as Beast and Carnage walk out proudly wearing their PWL straps Plague has a title over each shoulder and he stands up to meet his proteges before they take a seat in a leather sofa.....The Psychiatrist sits down in an armchair before speaking.....)

"Firstly may I thank you for coming out here to speak tonight.....There is one subject that the whole PWL is buzzing about......The arrival of the Terror and friends tonight Ill ask you a few questions on this subject. Firstly how do you feel about the arrival of the Terror and a team who will supposedly make you look like beginners?"

(The camera pans across the office and closes in on Plague....)

"Well I see the arrival of Terror as a Non-Event....you see this stupid little man comes in as an undefeated champion and we all know that he'll go home with his tail between his legs after receiving one of the most savage beatings imaginable at the hands of Plague!! Terror is talking a title shot already and I hate to give him what he wants but I cant deny the fans the chance of seeing me whip his ass on the PWL's biggest ever show!"

(The Psychiatrist quickly butts in as Beast goes to talk....)

"Is that an acceptance of the Terror's challenge is this match on?"

(Plague again....)

"Your damn right its on I expect he'll have been beaten by a few PWL Mid-carders by then but Ill enjoy kickin' his ass all the same!!"

(The Psychiatrist looks shocked....)

"Well thats real news fans.....you heard it here first....Now sorry Strike Force....

(Carnage speaks first...)

"Well we have to agree with the champ on that one.....any team who say that they can make the Strike Force look like beginners just have to be on drugs or something! Have you losers not seen what we do to our opponents?"

(Carnage stops and turns to his huge partner....the Beast speaks slowly...)

"Huh our opponents get massacred and thats exactly what the Strike Force are going to do to you! You cant run with us you are too weak we will destroy you!!"

(The Psychiatrist nods as Beast speaks before the camera turns to him once again....)

"So this feud is well and truly on?"

(Plague answers...)

"There is no damn feud these guys are losers but We'll give the fans and the PWL what it wants and destroy them all!!! But before that time we have more important matters-Like defending our titles...."

(Plague looks like he's had enough of talking about the Terror and co. the Psychiatrist wisely changes the subject...)

"Which Reminds me You have a match coming up soon with General Zod the man who no-showed and handed you the North American title on a plate has he got what it takes to take both titles?"

"Don't be so damn stupid! Why the hell d'you think that Zod no-showed? Because the spineless yellow coward would get the beating of his life....I hope for Zod's sake that he decides to no show again....Zod I missed my damn warm up for the World title match when you didnt turn up that pissed me off-next Sunday You've got a whole lotta pay back comin' at you!!"

(The Psychiatrist addresses Strike Force again...)

"And the Force has to defend the World Tag Titles against the unlikely challengers...The Moondogs....Any comments on this match and these opponents?"

(Beast speaks first...)

"Well they are just another team we've beaten the top three contenders and now we're scraping the barrel Moondogs we will demolish you-no pain and suffering this time look out for the PWL's quickest ever victory we will eliminate you!!"

(Carnage takes over.....)

"Whether its the MoonDogs NC-17 Express Thunderfeet or some phantom team....Strike Force will dominate........In fact hey you...."

(Carnage beckoning to an official the official hurries over....)

"Get this tape on....I want to hear it as we leave this place It'll let you know what our current attitude is..."

(Carnage pulls a tape from his pocket and passes it to the official who hurries away...Carnage continues...)

"Where was I...Oh yeah Strike Force will dominate and Destroy any team with the balls to enter the ring with us....your reputations mean approximately Jack s--- to us so bring on your best we'll knock every damn one of you down....Tell 'Em Big Man!!"

"Tag Teams of the UCWA you've seen our meteoric rise you know that we are the real deal but we'll happily prove it against each and every one of you nobody is good enough to beat the Strike Force!!"

(The Psychiatrist speaks again....)

"Okay guys time is really getting on so any final comments?"

(Carnage speaks first...)

"No I think we've covered everything just let our words sink in we never make idle threats!"

(Beast clamps a huge hand on his partners shoulder before speaking...)

"You want a piece of the champions? Then you dont need to look too hard we are very very easy to find! Bring it on!!"

(Strike Force stand either side of the PWL World and North American champion as he speaks for the final time....)

"Terror your challenge is accepted at the PWL's biggest ever event you will get your most one sided loss Im going to tear you apart! General Zod I hate cowards you shall pay dearly Im going to take my time and hit you with all the damn moves they'll need a scraper to get you off of the canvas!! Doomsday has fallen on all of you!!!"

(The Psychiatrist finishes off as some fuzz comes over the speakers....)

"Well thankyou for your time....Ladies and Gentlemen Plague and Strike Force!!!"

(The fans go wild as 'Seek and Destroy' by Metallica hits the speakers Plague Beast and Carnage walk over to the door and they all turn to the crowd and draw their thumbs slowly across their throats all three men exit through the door with the fans cheers ringing in their ears!!),Plague and Strike Force...,zigger@globalnet.co.uk
PWL Card Info for February 21 1999,Wednesday 17-Feb-1999 01:34:00,207.230.58.234 writes,As a result of the vulgar ramblings of one Terror as well as the confusing rhetoric of the New Order the PWL is announcing the following matches for this Sunday:

World/North American champion PLAGUE vs. GENERAL ZOD (both titles up for grabs);
THE TERROR vs. NON;
World tag team champions STRIKE FORCE defend against THE MOONDOGS (FIDO & ROVER);
THE PILLARS OF PAIN vs. THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM;
Cruiserweight champion STARSHINE HIPPIE defends against TRAPEZOID.

More matches will be announced in the days leading up to Sunday.
,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
The New Order Speaks,Wednesday 17-Feb-1999 01:25:03,207.230.58.234 writes,I am General Zod your Ruler. I have noticed that a certain individual by the name Plague claims to be undefeated unstoppable. Plague the sole reason for that is you were too cowardly to face General Zod last month. Yes Plague the only reason you have that North American title and might I add the World championship is because Zod has let you for so long. No more though. Zod has returned and if you have the courage to challenge me General Zod to a match this Sunday I will gladly grant your request. Be prepared Plague to gladly give those championships in tribute to me Zod. Prepare for a beating and the only way you will even make it to WrestleRama is if I let you.

As for the scruffy disgusting disease known as Terror: if Non did speak he would not waste his voice on the likes of you Terror you mass of human waste. As I shall do to Plague Non will be more than happy to dispose of your very existence. In addition be sure to leave your hag Dark Angel at home or else you will subject her to the power of Ursa the only woman worth anything in all of professional wrestling.

Plague Terror prepare not for a WrestleRama main event. Why not try focusing your energies on strengthening your arms for your much-needed wheelchairs. The New Order will gladly pay for them.,General Zod and Non,stewie@angelfire.com
A couple of suprises of mine,Tuesday 16-Feb-1999 00:19:08,208.235.4.164 writes,(The Terror is sitting in his sanctuary he not alone not by far. He has a 7up Dark Angel and 3 figures in the background. 2 of the figures look to be enormous size and the other a bit smaller then most. Terror snaps his fingers and the room turns to a red tint and the camera comes on.)

Well well well it looks like Terror is as good as his word no matter how much of the PWL Fatithful hate it. You can all kiss my ass bow done to me and worship me like the King that I will be here in the PWL. I will first address my situation then go onto other business.

Plague you first because you have the gold. You want me in the ring you can have me if you do a couple of things. One is that forfiet your NA title and let it be up for grabs in a tournament of sorts. What do you say that way you can't say the reason that you will lose to me is because of that title getting in your way.

Second you can give me my shot at WrestleRama 13. I know that you want me and why not then. It gives me close to 2 months here in the PWL to prove myself. Also why not since it will be the biggest show to date in the PWL.

Last thing you can do is take a damn bath before the match. You smell like a Dorsey with out water which believe me isn't a very good thing. Now I will be expecting an answer very soon and I'm not a very patient man.

As for the other night why didn't I approach you why should I give you what you want. You are playing my game now. A game that you can't win. I have an ace up my sleeves at all times and it is always the Ace of Spades. Another reason I was attending to other business at the moment with the men behind me who I will now introduce.

(Terror looks back and looks up. As he does 2 extremely large men come walking out of the shadows.)

May I intorduce THE PILLARS OF PAIN

Man #1: Thank you Terror. Thank you for letting us come here and tear apart the Tag scene here in the PWL.

Man #2: Yes Thank you so much but enough of that and I guess it is time to introduce ourselves. As for me you can call me GOLEM.

Man #1: And I am Quartz and together we are THE PILLARS OF PAIN.

Golem: So any team that wants us come and get us we ain't hard to find.

(The POP move back into the shadows. Terror looks at the camera as he takes a drink of his 7up.)

Now as for the other man you will find out soon enough. If I were a small gnome looking midget I'd watch my back that is all I have to say to about that.

As for Grimace how did it feel to feel true TERROR. I bet it felt fine you were the first in the PWL to do so but you won't be the last remember that.

As for my next opponent I have choosen somebody that I think is worthy NON I want you I want to prove to the world that I take out who I want when I want to.

(Terror snaps his fingers again and the entire screen goes black for a second and when it comes back on the Sanctuary is empty.),Terror w/company,terror316@hotmail.com
PWL Results Posted,Sunday 14-Feb-1999 23:52:59,209.74.139.29 writes,The results from the February 14 card are now posted on the NEW PWL website. Our current goal is to have one card per week (perhaps with an extra card or two added during some weeks) leading up to WrestleRama 13 which will be at the end of March (exact date TBA).,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
I get to make my debut and Fat boy,Sunday 14-Feb-1999 03:07:46,208.235.4.158 writes,(Terror is in his own private sanctuary. He has a 7up in hand and a Dark Angel's hand in the other. Terror and her have been having a great laugh on the past day. Terror decides to grace the world with a few words of his great wisdom)

You know I start the day by knowing that I am doing what I do best and that is take out Face wrestlers. See I had to turn on my best friend to prove my point but I did it. He is no more he is a face and I am heel the way I like it.

Onto more things. Grimace you purple God knows what. You may have the fans behind you but I know that by the end of the match I'll be on top having the ref count 1 2 3. You know it The Terror is making his debut and going to destroy you. I just feel so bad for you because you have to be the first in the PWL to fall victim to the TERROR SPIKE. I take that back I don't feel sorry for you I don't feel sorry for anybody.

(Terror stops looks around then takes a drink of his 7up. Dark Angel whispers something into this ear and Terror once again begins to speak.)

Plague you say that I am nothing you don't even recognize me you must because you addressed me. Don't worry so much about me and worry about the challenges ahead of you. Yeah the Thunderfeet not much yet still your opponents. I don't care because you out weigh them by at least 4 or 5 hundred pounds.

Speaking of weight. You say that I'm not half the man that you are your right I weigh only 264 and you must weigh oh about 1340 or so. That makes me at less then half the man that you are at least in mass. Other things well I'm more the twice the man or s--- that you are.

Speaking of shit I never called you a fat asshole I called you a fat piece of SHIT not Asshole SHIT. Learn to listen fat boy. Clean some of that lard from your ears please. Oh well I am not worried about you yet but soon very soon you will be mine you can quote the TERROR on that one.

(Terror gets up and in Typical Terror fashion smirks at the Camera and flips it off. He then stands straight and pops his neck by turning it back and forth very quickly. Dark Angel then walks up and the two of them leave his Sanctuary to have a night out on the town.),Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
PWL Card for February 14 1999,Sunday 14-Feb-1999 01:36:03,207.230.48.217 writes,The PWL is back and running! Here is the first card since our return for February 14 1999:

World/North American champion PLAGUE finally gets to answer the challenge of THE THUNDERFEET in a two-on-one battle. The stipulation: if Plague loses in any way the T-Feet win his singles belts and decide among themselves which belt goes to which Foot.

Cruiserweight champion RUDY defends against former champ STARSHINE HIPPIE in a best-of-3 falls bout.

World tag champions STRIKE FORCE take on NC-17 in a title match.

The long awaited PWL debut of THE TERROR takes place as he meets the perennial fan favorite GRIMACE.

GENERAL ZOD returns to explain why he gave up the North American championship. He will also take on HULK BIXBY in a heavyweight contest.

Also check out the midgets bout as well as a cruiserweight battle royale to determine the next number one contender. All of this and plenty more to be sure on February 14 as the PWL makes its triumphant return!,PWL Offices,stewie@angelfire.com
Doomsday shall fall on the Terror!!,Saturday 13-Feb-1999 10:48:26,195.147.212.174 writes,(The fans in the PWL arena go mad as 'Walk' by Pantera hits the speakers......The video wall flickers and then lights up to show footage of the Plague flattening opponent after opponent on his war path through the PWL...... Smoke starts to billow from the aisle curtains as the guitaring reaches a crescendo and with an explosion of fireworks and strobe lights Plague bursts through the curtains and sprints towards ringisde rolling straight in and to his feet... Plague whistling to the ring announcer who quickly throws the mic. as the music grows louder.......)

"Cut the Damn music!!"

(The fans go wild as the music screeches to a halt before they start a chant for the PWL double title holder.....)

"God you people sound good today! Well Im up here to address one man..... Terror!"

(Fans start to boo and jeer....)

"This sorry sack of s--- comes into my PWL saying that Im just a fat asshole....well Everybody is entitled to their opinion but you will feel pain for yours! That is you will feel pain If you can drag your sorry arse up to the number one contender spot....you see I dont recognise you....all you are to me is another second rate-prelim rookie punk you want a shot at the Plague? Then you'll have to earn it you talk about being undefeated in title matches-huh Im undefeated-Full stop! No man has ever beaten me....in fact no man has ever come close.....I am wrestling and I am too damn tough for the likes of you.....If you really want to pose a threat to the Plague you'd better do some serious training because your not even half the man that I am! Terror stick to your second rate promotions....because if you come knocking at the Plagues door-you will face defeat and probably a Damn sight more! Doomsday has fallen on you!!!"

(The fans are going absolutely wild as Plague draws a thumb slowly across his throat before spitting at his feet Plague climbs each turnbuckle in turn lifting both PWL straps to the heavens the fans are going wild as Plague drops to his knees in the centre of the ring with both belts held high.....Fireworks erupt from all four corner posts and Plague waits until they fizzle out before rolling from the ring and heading back down the entrance aisle tagging hands with the fans......Plague exits through the aisle curtains and the fans chants are deafening as the picture fades.......),PWL/NWA World and PWL North American Heavyweight champion.....PLAGUE!!,zigger@globalnet.co.uk
I guess you all want to meet the 2nd Greatest of all time,Friday 12-Feb-1999 01:56:44,208.235.4.172 writes,Well usually I would tell you where I am at but you pieces of monkey crap don't deserve to know until you know who I am. I know that you aren't smart enough to understand without me explaining it.

You want to know who I am that is simple I am THE TERROR. I am here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. Since I don't really like bubble gum I'm gonna kick some ass. That's right I'm here to take over the PWL.

I don't care who I get first hell I'll take you all on I just want that fat piece of shit Plague. He has what I want and what I deserve. Sure most of you scum have never seen me wrestle but I don't care. I know that you've all heard of me. Hell Big Stewie Cool posts my many title vicotries on the Main Board. See I have never ever lost a title. I am a 1 time of everything and that is why.

I'm no Ric Flair he is like a 8 time World Champion. (I don't count wcw) That means he lost that title 7 times. That leaves one well he did the smart thing and took a hike with a title in hand and gave it back for some cash. Don't worry I'm not that nice. I'm taking the belt but I'm gonna stay and defend it. I'm going to go through each and everyone that I can.

So I lay out an Open Challenge to anyone with the nuts to face me. I know that you all fear the Terror and if nobody accepts I take it upon myself to have my own match. ,Terror,terror316@hotmail.com
A New Chapter for BSC Has Begun,Thursday 4-Feb-1999 22:57:35,207.230.48.221 writes,I just wanted to be the first to post a message on my own message board. If you have something whether or not it makes any sense post it right here. Wrestling TV Guides anything that gets in your head.

"Thank you very much." - Honky Tonk Man to Big Stewie Cool 2/4/99,BIG Stewie Cool,big_stewie_cool@hotmail.com
Chapter Two Has Begun,Monday 7-Feb-2000 04:58:18,207.230.58.220 writes,February 4 2000 marked the one year anniversary of this fine message board. Of course it started out as a board for many subjects but quickly settled in as the Official PWL Message Board. Let's see what happened in that one year span from February 4 1999 to February 3 2000.

Number of hits on the board: 2099

Monthly hit totals ranked from most to least:
1. January 2000 - 343
2. June 1999 - 337
3. May 1999 - 259
4. March 1999 - 221
5. April 1999 - 215
6. February 1999 - 212
7. July 1999 - 143
8. February 2000 (thru February 3) - 94
9. August 1999 - 85
10. September 1999 - 68
11. November 1999 - 54
12. December 1999 - 51
13. October 1999 - 45.

Days with 20 or more hits:
1. June 10 1999 - 47
2. February 3 2000 - 39
3. June 9 1999 - 34
4. January 29 2000 - 31
5. February 1 2000 - 30
6. February 25 1999 - 29
(tie)January 22 2000 - 29
8. January 31 2000 - 28
9. February 2 2000 - 25
10. January 20 2000 - 24
11. June 12 1999 - 23
12. March 7 1999 -22
(tie)May 20 1999 - 22
14. February 14 1999 - 21
15. April 12 1999 - 20
(tie)May 13 1999 - 20
(tie)June 17 1999 - 20
(tie)January 19 2000 - 20
(tie)January 30 2000 - 20.

Days with no hits whatsoever:
February 10 1999
April 17 1999
June 11 1999
June 15 1999
August 14 1999
August 27 1999
August 28 1999
August 30 1999
September 4 1999
September 7 1999
September 13 1999
September 20 1999
September 22 1999
October 5 1999
October 8 1999
October 10 1999
October 14 1999
October 16 1999
October 18 1999
October 21 1999
October 30 1999
November 20 1999
November 24 1999
November 26 1999
November 28 1999
December 3 1999
December 6 1999
December 7 1999
December 11 1999
December 15 1999
December 16 1999
December 19 1999
December 21 1999.

There you have it everybody. Here's hoping for a very successful second year here at the message board!,Mike Hoffman,mikeh254@yahoo.com
Chapter Three Has Begun,Sunday 11-Feb-2001 02:53:52,209.74.139.46 writes,One week ago the PWL Message Board signaled its second anniversary. Let's take a little look at what happened here during the past year.

Month-by-Month Hit Totals:
February 2000: 524 (430 from February 3 thru 29)
March 2000: 423 (-101 -7 from 2/3-2/29)
April 2000: 261 (-162)
May 2000: 145 (-116)
June 2000: 104 (-41)
July 2000: 49 (-55)
August 2000: 49 (no change)
September 2000: 70 (+21)
October 2000: 79 (+9)
November 2000: 79 (no change)
December 2000: 62 (-17)
January 2001: 112 (+50)
February 2001: 9 (thru February 3)

Total hits between February 4 2000 and February 3 2001: 1872

Most hits in one day: 30 (February 6 2000)
Least hits in one day: 0 (66 times)

Dates with no hits whatsoever:
May 8;
June 24 27 28 29 30;
July 1 2 3 10 13 16 18 19 28 29 30;
August 1 2 4 5 6 8 10 17 22 24 29 30;
September 3 4 12 13 17 18 21 26 27 28;
October 7 12 19 20 21 27 30;
November 18 25 26;
December 3 11 14 16 20 21 26;
January 1 6 11 17 18 21 23 24 27;
February 2.

There you have it once again. The second year turned out to be better than I expected it to be. Let's hope Year Three of the message ends up being the best one yet!,Mike Hoffman,mikeh254@yahoo.com