PWL News 5/27/99

Here we are, just ten days away from another huge event for the PWL, the Wrestling Goodwill Festival. Here are the PWL's contributions to that show:

World heavyweight champion PLAGUE defends in a rematch against THE TERROR;
North American heavyweight champion FAT ALBERT makes his first defense against PWL legend JOE THE GIANT;
World tag team champions THE PILLARS OF PAIN take on former champs STRIKE FORCE;
Cruiserweight champion STARSHINE HIPPIE meets the challenge of VENOM;
Two-time Women's champion DARK ANGEL continues her feud with a title defense against former queenpin ELIZA BLADE;
Midgets' champion MASCARITA DIABLO now will defend his belt in a Three-Way Dance against CAP'N CRUNCH and ORKO.

In other PWL news:

Orko's sidekick, SKELETOR, is fully healed from his injuries and will begin wrestling after the WGF.
New to the PWL this past week is Haddonfield, Illinois, native BEN TRAYMOR.
Despite the rumors on the Internet, the Scooby-Doo gang has not been in negotiations with the PWL, and are not expected to return to the organization anytime soon.
The PWL is, however, is continuing talks with a former PWL tag team, and if all goes well, this duo will return following the WGF.
One rumor proven true is that the PWL has been in close talks with Saturday morning legend SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY about possible appearances in the organization. Though talks hit a snag this past weekend, all sides are confident a deal can be reached sometime soon.
Longtime PWL announcer KERMIT THE FROG recently returned following his suspension due to undisclosed reasons. Upon returning, Kermit lashed out at his fellow announcers, MONTY SWELL and GUY SMILEY, and has promised revenge against unnamed targets, for reasons not made entirely clear as of this writing.

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