PWL News and Information for August 9, 1999.

• Have the CMI left the PWL?  PLAGUE and his crew had been noticeably silent leading up to IYH, and there has been no word from them in the past week.  Some have wondered if Plague's World title loss to THE TERROR back in June caused the big man to crack.  We'll definitely have more word on this should the need arise.
• Speaking of The Terror, he is now focused on the World tag team championship, and has asked the legend himself, JOE THE GIANT, to be his tag partner in the quest for the gold.  Could the teacher and the student team up full time for a run at being the top tag team the PWL has seen in quite some time?  JTG has not yet responded to Terror's request, as he usually lets his actions do the talking.  Hopefully, we can get word from the "Massa" regarding the situation.
• More Terror News:  thanks to some of his actions at IYH2, Terror has been hearing a few more cheers from the crowd.  This, coupled with a possible tag partnership with the most over face in PWL history, could lead Terror down the road traveled earlier this year by Plague: from #1 Most Hated to at or near the top in Most Popular.  With Terror, though, one can never be sure what will happen.
• Should Terror and Joe team up, they will not only deal with champions HAARLEM HEAT, established teams such as NC-17, THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS, and THE THUNDERFEET, but two new tandems.  Actually, they're not so much new as they are reformed.  THE NEW ORDER is once again together, as GENERAL ZOD and NON have rejoined Women's champion URSA.  They are sure to tear up the tag team scene.  In addition, welcome THE SEXECUTIONERS (DON JEREMY and BUCK NAKED) to the PWL.  Fans should recognize these two as the former DUMB DONALD and BUCKEY of the FAT ALBERT GANG.
• Another new face in the PWL is the remarkable mat technician M. KLEATS.  Another one of Fat Albert's ex-hencmen, this former MUSH MOUTH underwent training recently, as the improvement showed at IYH2.  A showdown with Kleats' mentor, North American champion FAT ALBERT, is quite likely in the future.
• World heavyweight champion RONALD McDONALD and GRIMACE seem to have reunited.  These two may very well be joining forces as heels, but they have refused comment for the time being.
• BOZO THE CLOWN and his entourage are remaining in the PWL.  This includes BUTCH, HERMAN, and COLONEL HUNTER.
• FU has decide to concentrate on his cruiserweight career. His friends THE BIG HEAD GUY and THE FAT DUDE will be teaming up for possible tag team matches.  Lest anybody take these two lightly, BHG has a considerable boxing background, while TFD has wrestled professionally for several years in other organizations.
• After over a year, SUEDE SIMPSON and JOHNNY CARWASH have finally made enough of an impression with the PWL Suits that they have been signed to full-time contracts with the PWL.  Both are competing in the cruiserweight ranks.
• Stay tuned to the Results Page for information from upcoming House Shows and TV Tapings.