PWL News and Information - October 22, 1999.
TOMORROW NIGHT, OCTOBER 23! LIVE FROM THE PARK IN COULTERVILLE, ILLINOIS!
THE FIRST EVER PWL PUKE CUP TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT!
That is correct, you will see the PWL's sixteen finest tag teams compete
in a grueling tournament, and the winning tandem will receive the beautiful
PWL Puke Cup, as well as a shot at the World tag team championship at the
2nd annual Thundercat Memorial Show on Thanksgiving weekend. Here
are the tag teams involved in this Saturday's extravaganza:
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World tag team champions HAARLEM HEAT (LARRY FRANKLIN and BRIAN TROOST).
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THE NEW ORDER (GENERAL ZOD and NON).
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JOE THE GIANT and THE TERROR.
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THE SEXECUTIONERS (DON JEREMY and BUCK NAKED);.
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NC-17 (DIRK MERCURY and TRIPLE X).
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THE PILLARS OF PAIN (GOLEM and QUARTZ).
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THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS (BEAUTIFUL BIFF and SWEET SULLY).
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THE THUNDERFEET (I and II).
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THE TANGLEFEET (I and II).
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BIG HEAD GUY and FAT DUDE.
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THE MOONDOGS (FIDO and ROVER).
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THE ILLUSTRATORS (TIBOR and HAWLEY).
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MOONDOGS 2000 (SPORT and PRINCE).
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THE ELECTRIC MAYHEM (DR. TEETH and FLOYD).
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DRUNK THE CLOWN and ROPE THE DOPE.
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ALDEN and GILDERSNOOT.
Who's facing whom, you ask the computer screen? Nothing big and spectacular
here - 1 will face 16, 2 wrestles 15, 3 takes on 14, and so on. Rest
assured, this is not done so we can be reasonably assured that all of the
top teams will make it deep into the tournament, thus ensuring more money
lining our pockets. We're also not doing it because we're pathetic,
lazy jerks that wait past the last minute to book our shows. No sir,
we are not like that at all, believe you me.
In addition to the tournament, these singles matches will be run at
the show:
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World heavyweight champion RONALD McDONALD defends the title against former
champion FAT ALBERT.
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North American heavyweight champion M. KLEATS defends his strap against
COOLEROY.
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SETH and HUMAN TORNADO will do battle in a no-disqualification, gasoline-soaked
rags on barbed wire, exploding ringpost, imploding turnbuckle, East St.
Louis Street Fight Death Match... from Hell! Sure to be worthy of
a letter home to maw and paw, Uncle Prometheus, Aunty Maude, and the triplets.
You absolutely cannot afford to miss this event! It won't be available
anywhere via video and audio (we spent most of our budget on the wacky
turnbuckles and ringspots). Be there live and in person, and you
probably won't be entirely disappointed!