PWL News and Information - November 4, 1999.

• World heavyweight champion RONALD McDONALD defends the title in a steel cage bout against former cham-peen FAT ALBERT.
• World tag team champions HAARLEM HEAT will have their toughest title defense, taking on Puke Cup champions JOE THE GIANT and THE TERROR.
• North American heavyweight champion COOLEROY battles HUMAN TORNADO and former champion M. KLEATS in a Three-Way Dance.
• World cruiserweight champion DUH CHEE defends that belt against STARSHINE HIPPIE.

• THE NEW ORDER vs. THE TANGLEFEET.
• THE PILLARS OF PAIN vs. NC-17.
• THE SEXECUTIONERS vs. THE ILLUSTRATORS.
• THE THUNDERFEET vs. THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS.

• SETH invites any and all wrestlers (PWL or not) to be his victims in a no-holds-barred Seth Destroys You Invitational.  Seth will do his best to defeat all wrestlers that dare to challenge him.  Seth will be declared the winner when one minute elapses following a wrestler's defeat in the ring.  Seth has not said what he will do if somebody defeats him.  Either we've booked a Seth win or we haven't figured it out yet.  You decide.
• The Women's and Midgets' World title will be defended as well.  Women's champ URSA defends her title against DARK ANGEL, and Midgets' champion CAP'N CRUNCH takes on longtime former champion MASCARITA DIABLO.

• Many of the wrestlers' contracts will be up in the days following TMS.  An indication of may be leaving could be who loses at TMS, but we could throw you a curveball or two in there.
• The PWL recently introduced its Spanish-language wrestling show, PWL Lucha Bombastica.  Check the PWL Media page for dates and times the show airs in your TV market.
• The PWL is trying several makeover attempts with the former members of the Fat Albert Gang.  FAT ALBERT, of course, needed no change, except for his babyface turn this year.  MUSH MOUTH has had great success in his role as M. KLEATS, including a run as NA champ (and maybe more in the future).  BUCKEY and DUMB DONALD were re-made as the SEXECUTIONERS, and they should be getting a higher profile as a results of the North American tag team championship being created.  OLD WEIRD HAROLD has had limited exposure as OWH, and he and the PWL are working on a new gimmick.  In addition, BILL, RUSSELL, and RUDY are working with the PWL Suits, trying to find gimmicks and angels that will suit them.  The PWL has had much help from MONDO MBAMBA in working out new looks for them.  Mbamba himself is transforming from his angry militant gimmick to that of a crowd-pleasing, jive-talking, yet still dominant, manager.  Early indications are that it should be a success, as fans have actually cheered Mbamba during breaks at PWL events and functions.
• COSMIC MONSTERS INCORPORATED are no longer in the PWL, and they are missed by the Suits and the folks in the locker room.  If anybody knows what became of PLAGUE, STRIKE FORCE, VENOM, ELIZA BLADE, and KHAINE, please let us know via the e-mail address on the PWL Main Page.
• THE SCOOBY-DOO GANG are still not in the PWL, and they probably never will be.  Just thought you'd like to know.
• Some friends of the PWL are now running a real (yes, REAL) radio station in St. Louis.  It's called St. Louis 1680, and much of its programming has a wrestling flavor to it.  The PWL is working out deals to run some form of PWL programming on the station.  It is real, mind you, but like the fake stations on the Media Page, if you do happen to pick up St. Louis 1680, we would all be very interested in hearing from you.