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Thursday, January 20, 2000.

Here is the latest information on the goings-on in the PWL:

• The hardly surprising heel turn of PWL President J.J. STERNBUTT took place this past Monday night as he enabled FAT ALBERT to steal a win from World heavyweight champion THE TERROR. Sternbutt has told PWL ONLINE that he will not stop pestering Terror until the World title is around Fat Albert's waist.
• In related stories, Fat Albert has officially dissolved the New Fat Albert Gang. Said Albert, "Them chumps were only holding The Fat One back, like they have done for years. Now, with Mr. Sternbutt by my side, a man who recoginzes true greatness, the reign of Terror will soon come to an end, and Fat will rule the world once more, hey hey hey."
• Speaking of groups, it looks like the new Triple Threat has broken apart, but under friendly circumstances. World champion Terror has realigned with DARK ANGEL and THE PILLARS OF PAIN, while GENE WEST, JOE THE GIANT, and BIG STEWIE rebound from their injuries. Rumor has it that the "Imp" wants to regain the PWL Presidency, and JTG and Big Stew will back him in his quest. J.J. Sternbutt has not commented on this, but he definitely cannot be happy with the numerous enemies he has made in the past few days.
• There is word that others in the PWL are sympathetic toward sternbutt, and sources say some wrestlers have been in contact with the President regarding possible help. More on that should it become available.
• The PWL Suits have met several times concerning the formation of new championships. No word on if the proposed titles will actually be new, or revivals of old championships.
• New to the PWL is RUFUS VAN PELT, who turned quite a few heads in a dark match this past Monday night. Claiming to be a distant relative of Lucy, Linus, and Rerun of "Peanuts" fame, sharp-eyed fans will recoginze him as the former RUSSELL of the original Fat Albert Gang. If his new gimmick is a success, it will be another feather in the cap of MONDO MBAMBA, who created the successful new roles for M. KLEATS and THE SEXECUTIONERS.
• Though it is over two months away, work has already begun for the fourteenth annual WRESTLERAMA show. PWL Suits have promised that every championship will be on the line, and that current storylines will likely build up to that event.
• Recently signed to a developmental contract is the promising tag team THE RUBES. Trainer Big Stewie says these two hillbilly bruisers have plenty of potential, and could make it to the house shows soon. Also coming to the PWL are the hulking female THUMBELINA, accompanied by her adviser AUNT RHODY. The PWL Suits also promise a hot new midget talent coming to the PWL, but aren't releasing any details.

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