The P.W.L. Newspage

Thursday, June 1, 2000.

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THE COMPLEAT PWL22 CARD

And now, without further ado, here is the ENTIRE card for the big PWL22 show, taking place in just nine days:

• World heavyweight champion THE TERROR defends against FAT ALBERT, SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY, and SUPER HEAVY in a bizarre four-way match;
• COOLEROY puts the North American heavyweight title on the line against BIG SID SMITH "The Neighborhood Bully" in a steel cage bout;
• World tag team champs THE PILLARS OF PAIN take on THE NEW ORDER in a best two-of-three falls contest (or an Australian-rules tag team match, for those of you who like to be technical);
• KARATE MAN is challenged for the World cruiserweight championship by SUPER ELASTIC in a thirty-minute Iron Man matchup;
• North American tag team champions LONG SWEET LIPS will send in all three of their men (M. KLEATS, TANKA SATCHMO, and FOOT) at the request of challengers (and former champions) RUFUS VAN PELT and BILLY JO JIVE in a championship contest;
• Women's World champion MRS. BUTTERWORTH defends her coveted strap against PWL newcomer ERMA ELSEY;
• Midgets' World champion NAUGA, who won the title at WrestleRama 14, takes on the man who lost the belt at WR14, CAP'N CRUNCH.
• Two heavyweight monsters do battle as SETH grapples the monstrous GRIMACE;
• STARSHINE HIPPIE attempts to climb the heavyweight ladder, taking on former World champion HUMAN TORNADO;
• In an elimiantion tag team match, IGGY, SIGGY, FRANKIE, FENWICK, and FIGGIE SHROYER take on BUTCH, BOZO THE CLOWN, HERMAN THE GORILLA, FENWICK GRENCHER, and BOOMPAW.

Of course, PWL22 will also include the dedication of the PWL Hall of Fame, complete with its first inductees; a special tribute to the late Midwest wrestling great THUNDERCAT; and don't be surprised to see some new faces (or heels as the case may be) pop up at the show.

That's all the news for now. Remember to call the PWL Hotline, and as always...

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