Friday, June 23, 2000.
WE'RE READY TO GET BACK IN YOUR HEAD
The PWL will be taking a two-week break during the first part of July. We will return on July 17 with the start of our IN YOUR HEAD TOUR, leading to the big event itself, PWL IN YOUR HEAD 3. For this special show, the PWL will make our Japanese debut, as IYH3 will be held in Tokyo's prestigious Kitchen Stadium, site of many epic battles of Japanese lore. The PWL is definitely honored to run a card in this fine venue. Look for matches and other IYH-related events to be announced shortly.
NEW GRAPPLERS HITTING THE PWL SCENE
That's right, in the aftermath of PWL22, four men in particluar are gracing the PWL circuit with their presences. The much-anticipated team of AA (Justin Toxicated and his buddy Al Coholic) made their PWL debuts on June 12, as did the bizarre tandem known as The Who-Nee-2 Men. The latter team apparently has the gimmick of paying other teams to take their place in matches, but the WH2 Men get thee official W or L in the record books. How or why this is allowed by the PWL Suits has yet to be explained with any clarity. Justin and Al, for their part, have deigned to actually wrestle in their assigned matches, but they have the definite drawback (as far as the Suits and fans are concerned) or being aligned somehow with World heavyweight champion THE TERROR. What this means for the PWL, or current World tag champs The Pillars of Pain (Terror's other team), remains a mystery to everybody, perhaps even to the PWL Booking Staff.
WHITHER COOLEROY?
Nobody seems to know what has happened to former Norh American champion COOLEROY. After dropping the title at PWL22, the big man has not made any contact whatsoever with the PWL. He is still under contract with the PWL, and President GENE WEST seems confident that the fan-friendly C-roy will return sooner or later.
PINK SLIPS APLENTY?
Word on the street is that the PWL may do another round of trimming the dead wood from the organization. This would mean either shipping talent to the PWL-affiliated SWWL (as was the case of The Midnight Express, The Thunderfeet, and all of The Moondogs), or letting them go outright. Folks that appear on the bubble include Butch, Bozo the Clown, Herman the Gorilla, Orko,and some of the PWL jobbers.
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