The P.W.L. Newspage

Monday, July 17, 2000

PWL IN YOUR HEAD 3

Sure, it's just the start of the IN YOUR HEAD TOUR. That doesn't mean we can't talk about the big card itself! As you know, the PWL will make its Japanese debut on August 6 as we bring IYH3 to the world. The matches have already been booked, and here they are!

• World heavyweight champion THE TERROR puts the title on the line against his fellow heavyweight titleholder, North American champion SCHOOLHOUSE ROCKY;
• World tag team champions THE PILLARS OF PAIN do likewise as they will defend against North American tag champions RUFUS VAN PELT and BILLY JO JIVE;
• Women's World champion MRS. BUTTERWORTH puts her belt up for grabs against multiple-time former queenpin DARK ANGEL;
• World cruiserweight champion SUPER ELASTIC defends against the man he defeated for the title, KARATE MAN;
• Midgets' World champion CAP'N CRUNCH will compete in a Three-Way match, defending his gold against both NAUGA and ORKO;
• GENERAL ZOD and NON fight each other in a no-disqualification bout;
• STARSHINE HIPPIE will receive his toughest challenge in the heavyweight division, taking on the Active Legend FAT ALBERT;
• In a Four-Way singles matchup, M. KLEATS, SUPER HEAVY, BIG SID SMITH, and SKELETOR jockey for position in the heavyweight rankings;
• Four tag teams return the favor, as LONG SWEET LIPS, THE SEXECUTIONERS, NC-17, and AA take on one another;
• A bizarre Three-Way "Extreme" match has also been booked, putting SETH, HUMAN TORNADO, and GRIMACE on a collision course towards each other.

As usual, we're promising big surprises for this big event. Will we actually deliver some shocking new developments? You'll just have to attend the show or watch on Pay-Per-View to get the answer.

NEW COMPETITORS ALMOST READY TO GO

PWL Head Trainer BIG STEWIE informs us that some of his latest batch of wannabes may actually succeed in the PWL. Word is that they will be held off the schedule until the tour following IYH3. Big Stewie is considering taking some of his star pupils to Tokyo with him, so they can experience the rigors of PWL life first-hand.

SLOW NEWSDAY...

That's all of the news floating around the PWL Offices right now. Please send feedback to us via email at pwlwrestling@yahoo.com or call the PWL Offices at 1-877-380-8181 ext. 516. And as always,

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