PWL News Updates

PWL News Items for December 17, 1998.
  • In the aftermath of TMS, the PWL has been relatively quiet. There's been some activity outside the ring, though. The tag team STRIKE FORCE (BEAST, CARNAGE, and manager KHAINE) have signed with the PWL, as has PLAGUE, current heavyweight champion of another organization. Whether he is here to defend this rival group or to embrace ours is still uncertain. Strike Force, though, are definitely pro-PWL, and the fans have warmed to them quickly. SF have been immediately targeted by World tag champions THE THUNDERFEET, and the 'Feet are in the process of throwing the Force off track. So far, however, Beast and Carnage have turned aside the challenge of ROPE THE DOPE and DRUNK THE CLOWN, and they seem ready to make a serious run for the tag straps.
  • Since losing the World heavyweight title at TMS, FAT ALBERT has been absent from PWL cards. Even his friends are unsure of his next move. Cruiserweight champion RUDY doesn't seem concerned, saying, "Uh huh, if Fat Albert wants to take time off, that's cool with me, brother. I'll lead the Gang and bring us to bigger, better levels."
  • New World champion HUMAN TORNADO is off on the right track, successfully defending the title against GRIMACE and HULK BIXBY. Several other contenders are waiting in the wings, and Tornado is eager to show the PWL what he can do. "ZOD, SETH, NON, COOLEROY, bring 'em all on, PWL brass, and I'll knock each and every one of them on their [butts]." Strong words, to be sure, but Tornado looks to be able to walk the walk as well.
  • More news will come out of these situations, as well as from the other wrestlers in the PWL, so please check back soon, and thanks again for checking out the PWL! PWL News Items for November 30, 1998.
  • Finally, here are the results from Saturday night's THUNDERCAT MEMORIAL SHOW card. Our apologies for the delay, but here we go!
  • A shocking finish to an incredible weekend of wrestling action! Please stay tuned to the News Page for any TMS fallout that may occur inthe coming week. Also, to those interested in perhaps joining in the PWL, we will try to reply to you personally in the next few days. Thanks to everybody for stopping by and supporting the Professional Wrestling League! PWL News Items for November 28, 1998.
  • The Saturday night card for TMS is still in progress as of this writing, but here are the complete results from Friday night's action:
  • Please check back on Sunday for results of the Saturday night card, including the World tag title match, the North American title finals, the four-way cruiserweight championship battle, and the huge World heavyweight title match between FAT ALBERT and HUMAN TORNADO. Thanks for supporting the PWL! PWL Pre-Show News Items for November 27, 1998.
  • The first night of the THUNDERCAT MEMORIAL SHOW is just minutes away from this writing, and we have a few schedule changes for tonight and Saturday night:
  • On a side note, we at the PWL have received inquiries on how to join the organization. We believe that if you thimk you have what it takes to join this fine organization, send us an e-mail to the address below. It may take a few days to respond, as we are currently tied up with TMS duties, but be assured that we will reply to all of your questions and comments, and we won't work you on the goings-on in the PWL. The truth is important to us, and we should give you nothing less. Thanks for stopping by and checking out the PWL website! PWL News Items for November 17, 1998.
  • The signing is official! BOZO THE CLOWN and his entourage have joined the PWL, as of this evening. Bozo and company are wasting no time getting started here, either, as he and BUTCH will tag up at the THUNDERCAT MEMORIAL SHOW next weekend. FAT ALBERT GANG representatives BILL & RUSSELL will be the first to take on the newcomers. Said Bill, "We all know Fat Albert ran the old clown outta the PWL, and we're just gonna continue the streak, brother."
  • On the topic of TMS, it will take place next Friday and Saturday nights, November 27 and 28, live from St. Louis. Here are the matches scheduled for that weekend:
  • As it stands, those will be the matches for TMS. Please check back for any revisions, plus the definite placement of those matches on either 11/27 or 11/28, although you can pretty much guess the dates for most of the bouts. As always, thanks for supporting the PWL and frequenting the PWL website! PWL News Items for November 8, 1998.
  • Well, folks, the THUNDERCAT MEMORIAL SHOW is only three weeks away! this past week, all PWL champions finally agreed to defend their championships at the event, thus assuring fans of at least five matches. The North American heavyweight title situation will be solved at TMS as well. PWL officials have agreed on an eight-man championship tournament, the participants of which will be announced in the coming week.
  • One match that is definite for TMS is the Moondogs' Three-Way Dance. FIDO and ROVER, SPORT and PRINCE, and SNOOPY and SCHULTZ in the ring, at the same time. This could very well determine which duo are the top 'Dogs in the PWL.
  • A possible surprise in store at TMS: rumor has it that a certain individual is "inspecting" the talent in the PWL, and may make himself known at the big show. We shall see...
  • Now that Ronald McDonald has left the PWL, the BOZO rumblings have been running rampant on the PWL scene. President GENE WEST says the PWL suits have not been in contact with the "greatest clown in town" since talks broke off a few months back. However, Bozo's handler, BUTCH, told us, "Imp West and his goons have been begging Bozo to head on over there, and boost their hideous ratings and [crummy] attendance. Sure, we'd be too happy to go there, but they won't pay us what we deserve, and we deserve top dollar, brother!"
  • On the subject of McDonald, word is he and the ousted Scooby-Doo group have attempted to seek employment in a regional federation in southern Illinois.
  • GRIMACE has issued an apology to his fans concerning his outburst at the October 23 card at Bob's Country Bunker. "My intent was not, and never was, to slight the fans," Grimace told us. "I was so caught up in the excitement of that scum Ronald McDonald being tossed out of the PWL, that I made a poor choice of words when expressing my happiness. Sure, I would like to think I drove my arch-nemesis out of the league, but for me to take all the credit and gloat in that fashion was pure stupidity. My apologies to all who were offended by my unnecessary outburst. I promise, I won't let my fans down again."
  • Upon hearing this apology, SETH, the man who destroyed Grimace following his outburst, told the PWL, "Whether or not he meant what he said is irrelevant to Seth. Seth enjoyed punishing Mr. Grimace and looks forward to future beatings of not only Grimace, but the rest of the company as well."
  • On that warm note, we remind you to stop by later in the week for the TMS card, as well as any breaking news within the PWL. Once again, thank you all for your continued support of the PWL! PWL News Items for October 24, 1998.
  • WHAT A NIGHT IT WAS! The PWL bounced back Friday night with one of its strongest house shows in recent memory. The wrestling was top-notch excitement, and the extra-curricular activities livened things up, to say the least. Here are the match results:
  • What of the afore-mentioned "extra-curricular activities?" Here we go!
  • The lightweight title problem was solved by abandoning the championship, but what to do with the North American championship? PWL President Gene West has decided to hold the belt up until a new champion can be crowned at the THUNDERCAT MEMORIAL SHOW. Current plans are for an eight- or sixteen-man tournament over the two-night supercard, with the winner, of course, capturing the vacated strap. Although initial plans were to award the belt to Seth at the Bob's Country Bunker card, PWL officials felt that Seth was more interested in giving Ronald McDonald a thrashing rather than winning any championships. Seth did not disagree.
  • The PWL has also discontinued the Women's World tag team championships. While the intentions were good, the championship did not generate much interest among the fans or the women themselves. Add to the fact the firing of The Scooby Syndicate (including Velma and Daphne), and the now-confirmed departure of champs Patty and Selma, the PWL decided it was best to make this decision.
  • This has been quite an eventful week in the PWL, to say the least. While we don't like to report news of firings, suspensions, and lawsuits, we feel we must report all the PWL news you should know, be it good or bad. thankfully, the week ended on a bright note, with the incredible BCB show Friday night. Be sure to check back for more updates, as we are now one month away from our next big show, THUNDERCAT MEMORIAL. Thanks for your continued support of the PWL! PWL News Items for October 20, 1998.
  • MORE BREAKING NEWS: The PWL has indefinitely suspended THE SCOOBY SYNDICATE (SCOOBY DOO, lightweight champion SHAGGY, FREDDY, VELMA, and DAPHNE). As you may have seen, this group heavily promoted their alliance with Time Warner/TBS during last night's WCW Monday Nitro telecast. The PWL was well aware of the group's upcoming appearances on Turner's Cartoon Network. However, there was an explicit agreement between the PWL and the Scooby faction that they would not appear during any of Turner's WCW programming, be it during commercial time or at the events in person.
    As a result of this unfortunate story, coming on the heels of the RONALD McDONALD suspension (see below), the PWL has stripped Shaggy of his lightweight championship, pending an investigation of this incident by PWL officials.
  • Though the PWL has yet to receive confirmation, it is increasingly apparent that WCW is attempting to steal the PWL's top stars in order to improve their company. It should be noted that following the Scooby group's initial Nitro appearance, WCW President Eric Bischoff made disparaging remarks concerning PWL heavyweight contender WAFFLE HOUSE. When contacted Tuesday morning, Waffle House told PWL officials, "I will not comment on my situation at this time." Waffle House is scheduled to be at the Bob's Country bunker show this Friday night, and hopefully he will answer everybody's questions that night, if not sooner.
  • Check back later this week for updates on this Friday night's big card at the Bunker. We also hope to have the McDonald and Scooby problems resolved. We apologize for the events that have transpired recently. Please be assured, fans, that the PWL will continue to bring you the best pro wrestling action around. The names can, and will, change, but the action will always be intense. Thanks for your continued support of the PWL! PWL News Items for October 19, 1998.
  • BREAKING NEWS!! The PWL has suspended North American heavyweight champion RONALD McDONALD indefinitely. As a result, McDonald has been stripped of the North American championship. This stems from McDonald's in-character, unscheduled appearance on the October 17 edition of WCW Saturday Night. PWL President Gene West stated, "If Mr. McDonald had appeared sans make-up, and had he not resorted to his childish mugging for the camera, the punishment would not have been as severe. This incident was a slap in the face to the PWL by Mr. McDonald, and WCW as well, as they allowed this program to air. Mr. McDonald's future with this company is very much in doubt, and the immediate future of the North American championship is cloudy, at best."
  • Whither the North American title? As you know, McDonald was to defend the belt against SETH at this Friday's Bob's Country Bunker event. Initial reports are that Seth will be awarded the championship on Friday. It would be, in essence, a forfeit win for the mammoth Seth.
  • Aside from this unfortunate turn of events, the card for this Friday's big show remains unchanged, with one exception: SWEET SUSIE SUNSET, on behalf of her man, BILLY JO JIVE, has had the gall to challenge GENERAL ZOD to a no-holds-barred match. As Sunset has the power to issue such challenges, and as the good General has wholeheartedly agreed to the match, the PWL executives had no choice but to comply.
  • Check back later this week for updates leading up to, and immediately following, the BCB show this Friday night!

    PWL News Items for October 11, 1998.

  • The THUNDERCAT MEMORIAL SHOW will no doubt set the PWL entire wrestling scene on fire. However, you don't have to wait until Thanksgiving weekend to enjoy the PWL live and in person. As you know, the PWL stages shows every Tuesday night at our own PWL Dungeon, and every Friday night we invade Bob's Country Bunker. Speaking of which, the October 23 show at the Bunker will definitely be a super event. On the card that night, you will see:
  • As with all PWL events, you can get your tickets simply by contacting your local TicketFreak and Weasel Tix outlets.
  • The October 23 card will be a night filled with beginnings, conclusions, and the inevitable set-ups for the TMS on Thanksgiving weekend. Should any more surprises be revealed between now and the 23rd, just check back here! PWL News Items for September 19, 1998.
  • It is finally in place: the next PWL supershow, the THUNDERCAT MEMORIAL SHOW, will take place over Thanksgiving weekend, live from St. Louis. It is still two months away, but it could shape up to be a huge battleground, as the latest PWL angles are taking shape.
  • For the past two weeks, North American champ Ronald McDonald has been lucky to hang on to the strap. The September 8 battle royale was won by Seth, who has been stalking the sinister McDonald. McDonald claimed injury on September 11, thus weaseling out of his scheduled defense. Seth has been on his rampage ever since. Perhaps "Ronnie Mac" is putting off the defense until the TMS, meaning a hefty payday, win or lose.
  • The tag team division is heating up as well, with tag champs The Thunderfeet holding off the challenges of The Midnight Express as of late. Word is that The Moondogs and NC-17 are next in line for shots at the gold.
  • Speaking of Fido and Rover, they may have other challenges with which to deal in the near future. Sport and Prince, collectively known as Moondogs 2000, have been inked to a deal in the PWL. Moreover, Snoopy and Schulz, the Ultimo Moondogs, are in negotiations with the PWL. Just when we were over the Six Faces of Leslie, six Moondogs could be in our future.
  • Fat Albert is still on vacation following his IYH title defense. Rudy explains that Fat Al will return in time for a defense at TMS. However, should he retain the World title (and Rudy assures us he will), Albert will petition the PWL to grant him extra vacation time between title defenses.
  • Also on the World title front, it seems General Zod is getting the attention of PWL bookers and suits as of late. Could "Our Ruler" be the one to stop the scourge of heavyweight wrestling? Or could it be...
  • The Human Tornado? He has been receiving massive amounts of attention not only on PWL TV and house shows, but on mainstream television as well. HT is fast becoming a true wrestling superstar, and the suits may see fit to put him up against Fat Albert. Human Tornado has said before that he has tremendous respect for the World heavyweight champion, but would he risk a possible future alliance with the Big Man for a shot at glory now? Only he knows for sure.
  • He-Man and Man-At-Arms have remained silent concerning the Orko-Skeletor alliance. They seem to be competing as babyfaces now, but that could be out the window at any moment.
  • Talks between the PWL and Bozo the Clown's handlers have been put on hold. It seems Bozo has been spotted doing business with another "clown" in the industry recently. President Gene West says Bozo and Company would be a nice fit in the PWL, but as of now, they need to contact the PWL, not vice-versa.
  • Most of the PWL Women's contingent have traveled over to Japan for a few weeks of battling that nation's finest female grapplers. Neither side has yet captured championships from their opponents.
  • Belated congratulations go out to Filth E. Pigg, for taking third place in last month's European junior heavyweight championships!
  • Sorry for the delay in updates. Hopefully we'll have another report up next weekend. PWL News Items for September 2, 1998.
  • As you may know, the PWL has revamped its format of house show events. The PWL will now appear at the PWL Dungeon every Tuesday night, and Bob's Country Bunker every Friday night. Dates and times for the KQSP-TV tapings remain unchanged.
  • This change also alters the date for the North American contenders' battle royale. This will now take place at the September 8 show at the Dungeon, with the winner challenging Ronald McDonald at the September 11 card at the Bunker.
  • Plenty more news items will be out this weekend, so stay tuned to PWL Online! PWL News Items for August 22, 1998.
  • A big shocker from this past Tuesday's Women's card! The 17-day tag title reign of Brunhilda and Big Ethel came to an abrupt end. The ladies, with advisor Jughead, issued an open challenge to anyone in the building that wished to take on the champs. Who should accept the challenge but the Gruesome Twosome, Patty and Selma! The sisters made quick work of the champs, with Patty pinning Ethel at 3:27. The new champs roughed up the arrogant Jughead afterwards, to a huge pop from those in attendance.
  • A huge main event has been scheduled for the September 7 heavyweight card. Ronald McDonald will be defending the North American championship against the winner of a 10-man Battle Royale to be held at the September 3 BCB show. The ten involved are: Wilson Fisk, Mr. Sandman, Human Tornado, Lord Topham Hatt, Seth, Dr. Dementia, Hulk Bixby, Fool's Gold, Hungry Jack, and General Zod.
  • It has been made official: He-Man and Man-at-Arms have signed short-term PWL contracts. Gene West says the PWL is still unsure where the two will fit in, or what their true feelings are concerning the Skeletor-Orko alliance.
  • The next PWL supershow, tentatively titled PWL: LIVE FROM HELL has been scheduled for Thanksgiving weekend.
  • Scooby-Doo has threatened to sue the PWL on behalf of his nephew Scrappy-Doo. Scooby-Doo is of the belief that: We report this only because it is, in fact, news related to the PWL. For the PWL executives to respond would only dignify Mr. Scooby's statements.
  • For the record, the rest of the Scooby contingent is distancing themselves from the situation. "Whatever problems may exist," said lightweight champ Shaggy, "is between you folks and Scoob. My only concern is holding on to this belt, by any means necessary."
  • You may have noticed that General Zod is competing in the North American Battle Royale. Don't worry, he and Non haven't split. Billy Jo Jive and Sweet Susie Sunset, fresh off their mixed-tag win at IYH, have been bragging to PWL officials about the unstoppable force they are. Upon hearing this, Non and Ursa decided to team up and teach Jive and Sunset a lesson in punishment. Said Ursa, "These two Earth creatures will learn not to gloat unless The New Order allow them to do so. That situation will never happen, and The New Order guarantee that it will not happen." Non, as per usual, refused comment.
  • The tag team NC-17 looked very impressive this past Thursday as they defeated Los Moscas. Top tandems such as The Midnight Express and The Moondogs have already expressed interest in facing the young, outspoken duo.
  • Drunk the Clown and Rope the Dope also looked impressive in their first tag match together. They battled Lesser Involvement to a 20-minute draw, and all four received an ovation from the crowd at the match's conclusion. PWL News Items for August 15, 1998.
  • The fallout from IN YOUR HEAD has begun. The entire "El Chavo" contingent, unhappy with being snubbed from IYH, have left the PWL. They will be competing full-time for their home organization, Promo Chespirito.
  • Rumors abound that the PWL management is considering termination of several, if not all, members of the Scooby group. PWL President Gene West admits that their recent actions at IYH were unsavory, to say the least. However, every member in the group, lightweight champ Shaggy included, remain employees of your PWL.
  • Speaking of Scooby's group, they have abandoned their plan of renaming all the members. "Scoob Shaggy Shagg" is once again Shaggy, and the mutts have discarded their royal prefixes. This is what happens when one gives someone total control over their booking.
  • A women's duo in currently in negotiations to grapple full-time in the PWL. We promised we wouldn't reveal their names at this time, but we have been allowed to refer to them, for the time being, as "The Gruesome Twosome."
  • We can reveal that Drunk The Clown will be joining the tag team ranks, which a protege he refers to as Rope The Dope.
  • Well, we have Ronald, we have the Drunk One. Are you ready for some Bozo? There is talk that the so-called "Bravest Clown in Town" is interested in making the PWL home base for him and his vast entourage. The PWL is, needless to say, willing to talk with this most famous funnyman.
  • The hottest feud in British mat wars will be hitting the PWL soon. Lord Toff's two biggest draws, Union Jack heavyweight champ Derek Wainthropp and his archnemisis Sheridan Bucket will battle American-style for the next few months. For those of you smarts out there, Sheridan will indeed be accompanied by his "friend" Tarquin.
  • Well, two arrive, and one leaves (at least temporarily): Filth E. Pigg is off to his native Europe for their annual junior heavyweight tournament. This is always a rough-and-tumble affair, and we wish our favorite Pigg-man all the best!
  • Now that Jughead is on the PWL scene, can his friends from Riverdale be far behind?
  • For that matter, what do you think He-Man and Man-At-Arms are thinking, seeing their buddy Orko joining forces with Skeletor? Sure, the Man from Greyskull is plying his trade as a babyface, but you just never know...
  • Wrestlers receiving tryouts in near future: Afro Sheen, former boxer Biff Stew, and the tag team known as NC-17. This duo, comprised of Dirk Mercury and Triple X, have been turning quite a few heads on the independent circuit.
  • Now that the dust from IYH has settled, planning has already begun for the big November show from the PWL. The name, dates, times, and location will be finalized within the next week or so. PWL News Items for August 3, 1998.
    HERE THEY ARE! The complete results from this weekend's IN YOUR HEAD supershows!

    Results from August 1:

    Results from August 2:
    Be sure to check later this week for any fall-out as a result from the IN YOUR HEAD supershows.

    PWL News Items for July 25, 1998.

  • The PWL has decided to cancel its house shows in the week following the In Your Head supershows. PWL President Gene West says this will be a perfect time for the grapplers to celebrate their victories, get over their losses (whichever the case may be), and rest up for the remainder of this year's schedule.
  • In the days following IYH, expect to see some current wrestlers leaving the organization. Many contracts will be up then, and whatever happens at IYH will give the wrestlers an idea of what their futures in the PWL hold. You can be assured that all winners will no doubt stay. The losers, well, they may seek employment in lesser leagues where they know they can stand a chance.
  • Two wrestlers that we know will be in the PWL following IYH are the tag team Haarlem Heat. The Netherlands-based duo have captured many championships in Eurpoe, including the Union Jack Wrestling tag straps. Lord Toff says that, given the proper push, Haarlem Heat could take the PWL by storm in no time. PWL News Items for July 17, 1998.
  • Former PWL World tag champs The Underground Uglies have returned. UU have spent the last ten months overseas. During that time, they captured the True Japan Pro Wrestling tag straps.
  • Don't accuse of selling out, folks, but the PWL have lined up celebrities to appear at PWL IN YOUR HEAD. The two confirmed to show up are Jughead and the Pillsbury Doughboy.
  • The Drunken Bomb Angels, in an attempt to conform with their out-of-ring activities, have altered their collective name slightly. Henceforth, they demand that all refer to them as the Drunken Bum Angels.
  • Also on the DBA front, the Angels have hired an adviser, the heretofore unknown Crazy Out of Work Bum Uncle. PWL News Items for July 10, 1998.
  • The PWL has announced its lineups for the "PWL In Your Head" supershow taking place August 1 & 2 in St. Louis.
  • August 1 In Your Head card:
  • August 2 In Your Head card: Tickets are on sale now! Check out your local TicketFreak outlet for more information.
  • In other PWL news, a new arrival in the organization: German heavyweight Joy Joy, "mit" his manager, Iodine.
  • Two middleweights will be receiving tryouts in the PWL: Suede Simpson, a Fat Albert associate; and Johnny Carwash, a Canada native.
  • Monty Swell has come on board as an assistant booker; he may have an upcoming on-camera role as well.
  • Look for the winner of the 3-way World heavyweight title match at "IYH" to be facing Wilson Fisk. For the uninitiated, Wilson Fisk is the super heavyweight formerly known as "Kingpin."
  • In addition, the Ronald McDonald-Grimace feud should heat up after "IYH." Does this mean we've already booked the "IYH" finishes? We shall see... PWL News Items for June 26, 1998.
  • The "Six Faces of Leslie" supergroup have been released from their PWL contracts. All six are in negotiations with Ollie Dunkerfunk in Louisiana, and will most likely appear there in a matter of weeks.
  • The rumors are true, folks: Hurricane Jackson, the new sensation of the PWL middleweight division, is indeed the young cousin of PWL heavyweight great Frank Jackson, best known as The Voodoo Curse. Frank tells us the whole family is proud of Hurricane's success in the PWL.
  • Speaking of the middleweights, Britain's Filth E. Pigg has arrived on the PWL scene. PWL's "smart" fans will recognize him as the former P. Piggly Hoggswine, seven-time former junior champion of Lord Toff's Union Jack Wrestling.
  • Big Moose, who had been negotiating with the PWL, has decided to remain in the SWWL for the time being. Moose had hoped to appear as tag partner and advisor for his protege, Duh Chee.
  • With Shaggy, Velma, and Daphne all now active full-time in the PWL, fans have wondered when (and if) their friend Freddy will arrive. Never fear, folks. Freddy is under contract, and will debut by the beginning of August, when his trick knee is fully healed.
  • As you have no doubt seen, the Electric Mayhem have been tearing up PWL rings (both figuratively and literally) as of late. Their current lineup is as follows:
  • Due to trademark infringements, Floyd will be known simply as "Floyd," not "Sergeant Floyd Pepper."
  • The PWL is currently in negotiations with Japan's Independent Union. PWL President Gene West says the deal would include talent exchanges and jointly promoted supercards.