All T-shirts are available by sending cash or money orders payable to A. Saunders (cash is at your risk) to P.O. Box 10024, Kansas City, MO 64171. All prices include shipping (U.S.) and a sticker. You can order our 7" from American Upstart, info is on the home page.

Crown T $15

All T’s are front and back designs in black. The Crowns are quick to move so order fast and give me a little time on delivery.

Jackets

Occasionally we have jackets (vintage, windbreaker type) with this design on the back. Send email to find out if any are available.

Dick T $15

These are my personal favorite. I have a few left so hurry.

The Back reads

If you wanted it
tight,
you shoulda
brought a
bigger dick.

Then there's the Finger T $15 as well.

Much like the dick.

Back reads

Wanna
smell my
finger?

Sacred Heart Tank $12

It's a white tank top with just the Sacred Heart logo on the front.

Circle Logo Tank $12

It's a black tank top with our original circle logo on the front.

BRAND NEW! Sister Mary Panties $7

White cotton panties in sizes 5 - 8 with the circle logo printed on the front and “I Don't Love ‘Em, I Just Fuck ‘Em” with the web address below on the back.

Stickers $1

2 different styles. They're each $1 but you get one free if ya buy a shirt.