THOUGHTS TO PONDER

FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE WAY TO SERIOUSLY...

1-Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2-A day without sunshine is like night.

3-On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4-I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

5-42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6-99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

7-I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

8-Honk if you love peace and quiet.

9-Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

10-He who laughs last thinks slowest.

11-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

12-I intend to live forever - so far so good

13-Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

14-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

15-No one is listening until you make a mistake.

16-Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

17-The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

18-A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

19-If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

20-Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

21-If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

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