PRIEST,RABBI,and a PRIESTESS
Part of an Interfaith community project,
A right wing Christian priest, a rabbi,
and a Pagan priestess, decided that in
order to improve relations in the
community, they will go on a fishing
trip together on a local pond.
They're out in the boat, and the Pagan
priestess excuses herself to go to the
bathroom back on the shore. She gets
out, walks across the water back to
shore, and then walks back across the
water to the boat.
The Christian priest looks in amazement,
crosses himself, and they continue
fishing. It comes on about noon time,
and the rabbi realizes they left their
lunches back on shore. So he gets up,
walks across the water to the shore,
retrieves the lunches, and walks back
across the water to the boat.
The Christian priest, now completely
amazed, and a little bit righteous,
thinks, "not to be outdone by two
heathens, I can do that too!!" So he
gets up, excuses himself to go to the
bathroom, takes a step out of the boat
and promptly sinks to the bottom.
While he's flailing around in the water,
the rabbi looks at the priestess and
says, "Do you think we should have told
him about the rocks?"
The Pagan priestess replies, "What
rocks?"
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