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Frost Viper

Frost Vipers are two steps above Ice Vipers but one notch below Popsicle Vipers. I have yet to see a Popsicle Viper but that's how they like it. I needed a driver for my H.I.S.S.S. Tank and this guy was just sitting around doing nuthin! I told him to pick out an outfit that matched the tank very closely and to get to work being a Frost Viper. He said he wouldn't work weekends and I said that I didn't expect him to. We shook on it and went our separate ways. On cold nights I can still hear him cursing about having to work weekends at his last job.