TO
~ JESUS ~ AND SATAN
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Jesus and Satan were having an on going argument about who was better on their computer. They had been going at it for what seemed like an eternity.
Finally God said, "Cool it you two," I will conduct a contest that will last two hours, and I will judge who does the best job.
So Satan and Jesus sat down at their keyboards and went at it.
They typed.
They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent e-mails.
They sent attachments.
They downloaded.
They made cards.
They did every known job that a computer could do.
But 5 minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain poured, and of course the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in hell. Jesus just smiled and sighed.
The electricity flicked off several times and then came back on.
They both re-started their computers. Satan started searching frantically and screamed, " It's gone. It's all gone. I lost everything when the power went off. "
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of the files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and become irate.
" Wait ! He cheated ! How did he do it ? "
God shrugged and said, well: " JESUS SAVES "
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~ JESUS ~
