.....ME, OLD AGE ?..... NEVER, NEVER, NO WAY
~ I AM JUST FINE, ~ AND HOW ARE YOU ?
Music Now Playing : " YOU'LL NEVER GROW OLD " So Please Remember To Keep On Smiling ! NOTE: EVEN AS YOU MOVE YOUR CURSOR YOU WILL FIND THAT MOSES AND THE EAGLES IN FLIGHT ARE FOLLOWING JESUS ! I AM GIVING MY LIFE ANOTHER THOUGHT I'm Just Fine - And how are you ?There's nothing the matter with me, I'm just as healthy as can be, I have arthritis in both knees, And when I talk, I talk with a wheeez. My pulse is weak, my blood is thin, But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. All my teeth have had to come out, And my diet, I hate to think about. I'm overweight and I can't get thin, But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. And arch supports I need for my feet. Or I wouldn't be able to go out in the street. Sleep is denied me night after night, But every morning I find I'm all right. My memory's failing, my head's in a spin. But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. Old age is golden I've heard it said, But sometimes I wonder, as I go to bed. With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup, And my glasses on a shelf, until I get up. And when sleep dims my eyes, I say to myself, Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf ? The reason I know my Youth has been spent, Is my get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went ! But really I don't mind, when I think with a grin, Of all the places my get-up has been.I get up each morning and dust off my wits, Pick up the paper and read the obits. If my name is missing, I'm therefore not dead, So I eat a good breakfast and jump back into bed. The moral of this as the tale unfolds, Is that for you and me, who are growing old. It is better to say " I'm fine " with a grin. Than to let folks know the real shape we are in.I AM JUST FINE, AND HOW ARE YOU ? ~ SMILE ~ ~ ~ ~ AND ~ ~ ~ - - - Click Here To View: AH, SWEET MYSTERY'S OF LIFE ! WHEN YOU AND I WERE YOUNG ! AND~ THE WAY WE WERE ~ JUST THINK, RIGHT NOW YOU COULD BE ENJOYING THE OZARK HILLS WEATHER IN BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN: - - - Click Here To Visit : ~ ~ ~ PASTOR BILL'S ~ ~ ~ AWESOME FREE GREETING CARDS ~ ~ ~ POST OFFICE ~ ~ ~ REMEMBER YOUR LOVED ONES AND FRIENDS ON SPECIAL DAYS FREE E-MAIL GREETING CARDS PASTOR A Vote From Y'all Is Worth Crowing About Thank You, Pastor Bill PLEASE, PLEASE, DON'T GET MAD OR UPSET WE ALL NEED A LITTLE HUMOR & LAUGHTER IN OUR OLD AGE, BUT I'LL TRY TO BE GOOD ! NEXT TIME, YOU STOP BY.
I AM GIVING MY LIFE ANOTHER THOUGHT
I'm Just Fine - And how are you ?There's nothing the matter with me, I'm just as healthy as can be, I have arthritis in both knees, And when I talk, I talk with a wheeez. My pulse is weak, my blood is thin, But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.
All my teeth have had to come out, And my diet, I hate to think about. I'm overweight and I can't get thin, But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in.
And arch supports I need for my feet. Or I wouldn't be able to go out in the street. Sleep is denied me night after night, But every morning I find I'm all right. My memory's failing, my head's in a spin. But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. Old age is golden I've heard it said, But sometimes I wonder, as I go to bed. With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup, And my glasses on a shelf, until I get up. And when sleep dims my eyes, I say to myself, Is there anything else I should lay on the shelf ?
The reason I know my Youth has been spent, Is my get-up-and-go has got-up-and-went ! But really I don't mind, when I think with a grin, Of all the places my get-up has been.I get up each morning and dust off my wits, Pick up the paper and read the obits. If my name is missing, I'm therefore not dead, So I eat a good breakfast and jump back into bed.
The moral of this as the tale unfolds, Is that for you and me, who are growing old. It is better to say " I'm fine " with a grin. Than to let folks know the real shape we are in.I AM JUST FINE, AND HOW ARE YOU ? ~ SMILE ~
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~ I AM JUST FINE, ~
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