Please marry, or at least date my daughter! This is for REAL! My daughter is tribal princess Arrowroot. She is single, about 5'11", and is now 20 years old. She is very attractive and comes from a very influencial and wealthy family in the Ghatsi tribe. She is also very lonely and seeks male companionship. Tribal members only, please. For more details, send a message to Akktri@hotmail.com (I am sorry, but I cannot post my daughter's e-mail here or I will get in trouble.) Please e-mail me concerning this ad.
-Medicine Man Black Rabbit Of Twilight

P.S. Mention this ad to my daughter and I will kill you.