Bertha's Complaining Corner

Someone be gettin on big mama Featherstone's bad side!

11/7/07
Them stupid ol' collections folks called me again! What! Yeah, they be callin' me again. I was like, unh-uh! Why you be callin' me all extra early? And you don't even speak English, tryin' to tell me about some damn credit card. Boy, I sure gave them a piece of my mind today! And you know what else? They be tellin' me I be gettin' some twenty five dollar late fee. I was like, you're kidding, right? Unh-uh. They were serious. I mean, you gotta be kiddin' me. That ain't my jacket. I don't have your stupid jacket that don't fit, and you'd better leave me alone with all that credit card business!

11/3/07
Them stupid ol' collections folks be callin me up at my house at 6 in the morning. OH NO YOU DIDN'T! DON'T YOU BE CALLIN' ME DURIN' MY BEAUTY SLEEP TALKIN ABOUT NO CREDIT CARD, UNH-UH! I told you once, I told you a thousand times, I didn't pay, I mean, I didn't put no jacket on no credit card. I paid for it in cash! You can take your card, and your pitiful Indian accent and leave me alone!!

10/20/07
Big mama be having a hard time, y'all. All I be wanting to get is a 20% discount at European Empire, and - what! They sign me up for a credit card! No way! I DID NOT ASK FOR NO CREDIT CARD! AND THEY BE GIVIN' IT TO ME ANYWAY! Oh hell no. I ain't payin' for that $50 dollar jacket I have in my house, no sir. I paid for it at the store and I shouldn't be gettin no bills!...Wait. Hold on a minute. Did I...? Of course I paid for that jacket. I must've paid cash. There ain't no way that mama Featherstone would ever steal anything, no sir!