Tribal Policies

1. We do not allow humans into this tribe. They have a group called `Mic-O-Say' if they wish to join an indian tribe. The only exceptions to this rule are those people who help the tribe in some great way.
2. Our tribal secrets do not distribute. Those who tell tribal secrets, especially to humans, will lose their rank and privileges, and non members will be punished severely.
3. Human tribespeople are not allowed the same rank advancements as normal tribespeople.
4. Wampum bearers may not pay or bribe their way to advance in this tribe. It is not fair to those without money.
5. Non-tribesmen may not cross the white rocks on the reservation.
6. No running on the reservation. You might fall and hurt yourself on the rocks.
7. There are no rocks to be thrown on the reservation, for a rock thrown can be just as painful as one fallen upon.
8. There are no razor blades to be thrown on the reservation, for a razer blade thrown can be just as painful as one fallen upon.
9. Polka and bagpipe music are not sanctioned as being official musical styles of the Ghatsi tribe.
10. Tribespeople are not permitted to wear bikini breifs when swimming in the tribal swimming pool. Those who are thus attired will be forced to leave the reservation until they can find more decent looking swimming trunks to wear.
11. Tribespeople drunk on acorn wine will be given one moon of quiet time until the effects of it wear off.