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To: Computer Operator
From: RyteLove.com
Customer Service Representative
(RyteLove.com CSR)
Subject: Technical Support Division
Frequently asked Questions Response
Customer:
Hello I need some help
with my computer system
I'm not very technically inclined,
but I think I am ready to
install RyteLove.com now.
What do I do first?
RyteLove.com CSR:
The first step is to open
your HEART.EXE files
Have you located your HEART?
Customer:
Yes, I have, but there are several
programs running right
now. Is it okay to install
while they are running or
should I close all other programs first?
RyteLove.com CSR:
What other programs are running?
Customer:
Let me see ... My monitor shows a
PASTHURT.EXE,
LOWESTEEM.EXE,
GRUDGE.EXE,
and RESENTMENT.COM
running right now.
RyteLove.com CSR:
No problem.
The RyteLove.EXE program is a packaged
functional assembly of electronic
components for use with other
such assemblies known as modules.
LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE
from your current operating system. The
PASTHURT.EXE may remain in
your permanent memory, but it will
no longer disrupt other programs.
LOVE will eventually overwrite
LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called
HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to
completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and
RESENTMENT.COM.
Those programs prevent LOVE from
being properly installed.
Can you turn those off?
Customer:
I don't know how to turn them off.
Can you guide me through the process?
RyteLove.com CSR:
My pleasure. Go to your Start
menu and invoke
FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as
necessary until GRUDGE.EXE
and RESENTMENT.COM
have been completely erased.
Customer:
Okay, I'm done. WOW LOVE has started installing
itself automatically.
Is that normal?
RyteLove.com CSR:
Yes, it is. You should receive a message
that says it will reinstall for the
life of your HEART.
Do you see that message?
Customer:
Yes, I do. That was fast,
is it completely installed?
RyteLove.com CSR:
Yes, but remember
that you have only the base program.
You need to begin connecting to
other HEARTS in order
to get the necessary upgrades.
Customer:
Oops...I have an error message already.
What should I do?
RyteLove.com CSR:
What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 -
PROGRAM NOT RUN ON
INTERNAL COMPONENTS."
"What does that mean?"
RyteLove.com CSR:
Don't worry, that's a common problem.
It simply means that the LOVE program
is set up to run on external
HEARTS but has not yet been run on your
own internal HEART.EXE program
It is one of those complicated programming things,
but in non-technical terms
it means you have to "LOVE"
your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.
Customer:
So what should I do?
RyteLove.com CSR:
Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer:
Yes, I have it.
RyteLove.com CSR:
Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer:
Thank you.
RyteLove.com CSR:
You're welcome.
Click on the following files and then copy
them to your new "MYHEART" directory:
FORGIVESELF.DOC,
SELFESTEEM.TXT,
REALIZEWORTH.TXT,
and GOODNESS.DOC.
The system will overwrite any conflicting files
and begin patching any faulty programming.
You also need to delete
SELF- CRITICISM .EXE
from all directories,
After you have dumped these files
to make sure they are
completely gone and never comes back.
EMPTY your recycle bin.
Customer:
Got it. Hey!
My HEART is filling up with an abundance of files.
SMILE.MPG is showing on my monitor right now
and it shows that WARMTH.COM,
PEACE.EXE, and
CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves
all over my HEART.EXE Programs
RyteLove.com CSR:
Then LOVE is installed properly and running.
You should be able to handle it from here.
One more thing before we disconnect...
Customer:
Yes?
RyteLove.com CSR:
RyteLove is Freeware and Shareware programs.
Be sure to give it and its various components
to everybody you meet online and in person.
They will in turn share it with other people
and they will return some
really great modules back to you.
Customer:
I will. Thank you for your help.
RyteLove.com CSR:
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