2. Your skin care collection rivals that of Tammy Faye.

3. You own more than 1 antique.

4. You know that "Astroglide" has nothing to do with "The Jetsons".

5. You keep a tape measure in the nightstand.

6. You can quote dialog from The Wizard of Oz, Mommie Dearest, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane and Too Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar". And you know who Julie Newmar is.

7. You tape Oprah, Soaps, or Will & Grace.

8. You have different color walls and track lighting.

9. You Don't know that F.T.L. stands for Fruit of the Loom underwear. Due to the fact that you only buy designer underwear.

10. You use mousse, gel, and spritz to keep your hair in place.

11. You own more than 3 Madonna CDs.

12. You know that Stonewall has nothing to do with stones and walls.

13. You have ever worn a shiny, tight, or see through shirt out on a Saturday night.

14. You voted for Clinton/Gore because you thought they were cute.

15. You Collect Comic Books, Barbie, or Beanie Babies.

16. You have subscriptions to Playgirl, The Advocate, Inches, and Martha Stewart Living.

17. You have watched "Mame" more than twice.

18. You know that "Old Queen" has nothing to do with the Queen Mother.

19. You can Dance to a fast beat and maintain your rythem.

20. You know the use for RID.

21. You know that Magnum has nothing to do with Tom Selleck.

22. You think Tom Cruise, Ricky Martin and Antonio Sabato Jr. are all gay.

23. You have ever addressed anyone as Hun, Girl, Doll, or Darlin.

24. You have ever purchased K-Y jelly before a date.

25. You have ever been to The Home Depot to search for a potential boyfriend.

26. You know that "Fleet" has nothing to do with the Navy.

27.You think that the only round rubber thing at Firestone is a condom.

28. You have ever been to a Tupperware party

29. You have ever worn a red t-shirt to Disney Land the 1st Saturday in June

30. You know that "Tossing a Salad" has nothing to do with lettuce.

31. You have ever passed a stop sign because you were adjusting your hair.

32. All your clothes have matching belts and shoes.

33. You know your tops from bottoms, and we are not talking about your ups and downs.

34. When you go to a fastfood joint and ask for Steak Tar-Tar.

35. When you go to a straight bar and ask for wine.

36. You wax unwanted hair.

37. You go to ball games to watch the guys and their "balls".

38. You know the words to "I Will Survive" by heart and you have it playing on your answering machine.

39. You say "Kiss, kiss" or "muah" when you greet your friends.

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