Meet Your President!!

Hair: Ahh, yes, the subject of great debate...what IS my hair color? It's sorta brownish/blondish/reddish, but I guess if you had to get broad, it's brown. But it looks totally awesome in the sun, though! I actually like my hair, it feels pretty. Hehe...there are actually people jealous of it...wow, doesn't that just boost the ol' ego?!? :)

Height: 5'4"...yes, I'm short, but it runs in the family, I guess. My mom's shorter than me, and my dad, well, hey, my dad is Crash's height! Hehe...obsess more, why don't I? Funny thing, I'm only 5'4", but geezums, I have the feet of a very tall person...*sigh* I HATE that!

Birthday: July 27, 1980 (Feel free to send gifts...money is nice...hehe)

Something cool about my birthday: Well, I have the same birthday as Triple H! I think that's pretty cool! Me and The Game are birthday buddies! Hehe...only he's 11 years older. :)

I was born in...: Pensacola, Florida...and lived there until I was 9, when my dad got offered a better job someplace else. And that place would be?

Now I live in...: Columbia, Missouri :) A lot different than Florida, I'll say! But I like it here...hey, Money Magazine likes us too, two different years we were named the second-best small city in the country! (Hey, our town actually has a distinction, might as well mention it!) It can get a little boring here, though...it sucks, because stuff comes to St. Louis and Kansas City, both two hours away from here, and both places that cause me to have a wonderful nervous breakdown just THINKING about driving in them...so, in other words, yeah, I haven't been to any WWF shows yet...EVER...I'm getting really whiny about it! *LOL* They WERE here in August of '98, but I wasn't the huge fan I am now, and I was embarrassed to be seen there with my brother, so I made my mom go. Yeah, I'm kicking myself now. But oh well...fate must have wanted me to go some other time...yeah, like if they come back now so I can see all of my Big Three!!! Okay, wow, I'm rambling...anyway, yeah, Columbia, Missouri...typical Midwestern colllege town..it's pretty diverse...all different cultures here, all different kinds of people...nice, mean, rich, poor, snobby, nice, stupid, smart...*LOL* Just like anyplace else!

My family: Well, I live with my parents...they are very cool, and they've been married about 25 years and they've both stuck around, even with me here being weird...and oh yeah, they watch wrestling with me!! My mom LOVES it...Steve Austin is her fave. I deal with it. *LOL* And I have a big brother too, he lives in Nebraska...he's the one who turned me on to wrestling...aww, yes, I love my brother for that. :) And hey, he likes Crash too, unless something's changed...*LOL* So he is therefore a cool guy! And well, I mentioned my mom and brother like wrestling...my dad tolerates it. :) *Well, that's what he says...personally, I think he DOES like it, but won't admit it...well, he DOES watch it every week with me and my mom and he watches PPV's with us too!! My dad is in some denial! Hehe...*

Pets: Okay, so I consider my pets family members, but I wanted to give them a separate space anyway. We have a black miniature poodle named Maggie who's about 2 years old. We got her from the Humane Society, someone had just dumped her off somewhere! I can't see how anyone can do that, but I won't get into it right now. :-) Anyway, she's a sweetie and she's very spoiled and she doesn't do a lot of tricks, but that's okay. :) She'll sit up on her hind legs for treats...or a straw...or anything you happen to be holding in your hand, because well, dogs have small brains. Hehe...Maggie is a sweetie, though, she's our baby! And we have a black and white cat named Kit-Nit, that we've had since I was just learning to talk. (Yes, we have an old cat, don't we?) That would explain her name...my mom was trying to make me say "kitten" when we found her and I couldn't say it right, I said "kit-nit"...so there we go. Aww, the cat got named after my inability to speak properly. How sweet. *LOL*! Also, we have a cockatiel named Merlin, a dwarf hamster named Jamie and some fish...only one is named and his (at least I'm assuming it's a him...hehe...I can't tell!!!) name is Shane, yeah, after Shane McMahon. :)

School: Um, I don't like it...*LOL*! Sorry, it's about finals time, ugh...anyway, I'm a sophomore at the University of Missouri-Columbia and I'm a nursing major, but I'm (hopefully!) eventually going to be an elementary education major...gawd, it's going to take me ten years to graduate at this rate...I'm not doing so well. College is evil!! But that's okay, I won't get into it. :)

Hobbies: Well, let's see...what does Katie do for fun? Well, I watch wrestling, watch baseball (Atlanta Braves, please!!! *LOL*), work on this lovely page and my other one, chat, ramble on and on at my friends' forums, watch movies, watch more wrestling, listen to music, watch way too much TV, watch even MORE wrestling, write stories, sleep, drive, shop, etc., etc... Yes, I'm boring. :)

If I were stranded on a desert island with five wrestlers, who would I pick (and why)?: Wow, I ask good questions of myself! Well, I would pick The Rock, because he is my overwhelming wrestling obsession and he is the hottest guy I have ever seen and hey, if I'm the only girl there, ya know, the guys would have no choice but me or nothing (well, okay, you know there are other alternatives, but we won't get into that, now will we? *LOL*!). :) I'd pick Chris Jericho because I would need comic relief, plus, yeah, he's hot too. :) And I'd pick Mick Foley because he could tell great stories and make being stuck on a desert island fun!!! I'd pick Shane McMahon because he knows how to take charge and he'd keep me from going hysterical. :) And I'd pick our Crashy, because then I would actually find out stuff about him and I could tell him about the club! Hehe...and he could tell me about those Leprechaun days that I'm oh-so-curious about. :)

If I ran the WWF, what changes would I make?: Well, for one thing, I'd give Rocky the belt back already!!! He hasn't had it since March!! Come on!! I think he's waited long enough! And I would give somebody, man, ANYBODY, else the Hardcore Title!! How about in a while Bob gets back into that and Crash gets to do some singles stuff...and actually WIN!!! Ya know, get him more of a fan base, get more people to join the club...*LOL* Besides, how can Hardcore Holly call himself Hardcore when he's never in Hardcore matches anymore?!? (Ah, that's me, pondering the important issues...*LOL*) Also, push Too Cool!! I love those guys!! :) And give Chris Jericho a belt already!! Um...make Mideon put a shirt on, please!! Make Viscera stop wearing pleather, because pleather should be reserved for nice asses and boots, not his jacket...yikes...hehe. :) Get rid of the hos...or, okay, you got me, let 'em stay, just have them wear stuff that actually covers their asses, please?!? Speaking of covering asses, yeah, don't let Rakishi take off that sash thingie he wears. Yikes! And I thought I had a big ass! Let's see, what else would I do? Oh yeah, make the Posse go with Shane again and turn Shane heel again!! Shane is an awesome heel! And oh yeah, get Kurt Angle some new wrestling gear that doesn't look like leftover stuff from American Gladiators. :) I guess that's about it...for now, anyway. :)

Okay, I'm giving myself this space to myself to admit anything I might have been keeping secret or anything like that, wrestling-wise...here goes!: All right!! I was doing this about liking the Hollys a while back...and about having my little Crash thing, specifically. :) But now, okay, *sigh* I have a thing for Scott Taylor....hehe....I can't hide it anymore. I dunno what it is, but I think he's cute...and ya gotta love the hair...what did Jerry Lawler say about it? Something like, that's what happens when you mix Propecia and Viagra...hehe...it looks so cool! So yeah, I think Scottie is a hottie...heh heh.. Oh, and Christian is really really starting to grow on me a LOT too...but that's not so bad, is it? People don't think Christian is a weirdo... :) All righty, that was pretty painless.

Okay, just to end this thing because I can't seem to think about anything else to say right now...what are my favorite wrestling quotes?: Oh, I have a lot, but here is a small sampling of my favorites...

~"If The Rock goes out there and gets his ass whipped, he gets his ass whipped by himself. If The Rock goes out there and whoops ass, which is exactly what he's going to do, then he does it by himself!"--The Rock (Obviously. *LOL*)

~"Why put off until today what we can do tomorrow?"--Mankind

~"Oh my God! I killed Kenny!"--Chris Jericho (It was funny!! I love Chris!)

~"Okay, one of us is thinking about sex...okay, it's me!"--Jerry Lawler (my favorite color commentator...he is HILARIOUS!!)

~"Somebody needs to take the medication they've got me on!"--Al Snow (my favorite nutjob!)

~"We're superheavyweights; we're good!"--Hardcore Holly (couldn't have said it better myself!)

~"And what's Christmas without a Hardcore Holly doll?"--Hardcore Holly (Hey, Bob, I agree!! I wanted one, but now I can't get it 'cause the only one I could find was with Al Snow! Oh well, maybe they'll make more Bobs and package him with Crash!! I think Crashy deserves an action figure! Hehe...

And there are a lot more than that, I just like those. :) Also, I love Crash's whole little thing when he first came in, that was great. :)

Okay, I think y'all know enough about me for now, but I'll add stuff if I think of anything else. Hope I didn't bore you too much!!