American Name: Jennifer Renee McLean
Abbreviated Cowarian Name(s): Lady McLean
Full Cowarian Name: Aphrodite Jeane of Orthanda
Full Title: LuVV Countess Aphrodite of Orthanda, Ruler of Orthanda, Seductress of Men, Lover of Alexander
Parents: Biological father--Lord Samuel Gyce of Augusta, Adoptive Father: Count Tirzo P--- Jr. of Charlotte, Mother: Countess Ruth Fern P---- of Sun Valley
Sister--Lady Cynthia Lou B---- of Tallahasee, and two brothers hatched from the same evil seed with whom the most noble Lady McLean has had no contact
Birthday: July 8 (American), May 69 (Cowarian), April 100 (Slobovian)
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Languages spoken: English, Ericese, Pig Latin, some Spanish, some French, little Japanese, German, Russian
Interests: The arts (drawing, music, dancing, etc), Kicking lots of ass, Favorite movies include Poetic Justice, Ever After, and Cinderella, Favorite Actors/Actresses include Nicholas Cage, Drew Barrymore, Adam Sandler, Janine, Wesley Snipes