In the land across the Civics Halls, during the eighth period of the First Year of IAJHS, there was the CowBag. All has not been told of this mystical object and its special powers.
The bag was lumpy, and made from a cowprint fabric. It is said that the one known as Cicola crafted the bag with his own hands.
The Malin had special thoughts about the CowBag. It was well-known what her opinion of the Bag was. She rang often the CowBell in acknowledgement of the CowBag's presence.
It is not exactly known what the CowBag contained, but some say it held objects from Locker Room on the Far Side of the Glass Corridor. It is believed by most, however, that whatever the CowBag held gave it its strange power over Cicola's enemies.
The entire Land Across the Civics Seas rallied to the banner of the CowBag. This great following may have been related to the noises that often came from the land, echoing into the Civics Seas. A groups was formed by the one known as Earley--Movements for the Rights of the CowBag. Deeply involved in the movements was Miller, a devoted follower of the CowBag. Also involved with the Movements was Boyer who told others not to kick cattle. These Movements, combined with the CowBag's mystical properties created Inside Jokes, of which tales of the CowBag have many. There was also much joy in following the CowBag, the likes of which were not seen after the bag disappeared.