I Want It *That* Way

I Want It *That* Way

:Brian to Kevin: You are my fire
My one gay partner
Believe when I say
I want it *that* way

:Nick to Brian: But I
Like all four of you
Don’t pick favorites (‘and reach to-oo your heart’)
When you sing
That I want it *that* way

Up the ass
Ain’t nothing but a sore ass

Up the ass
Ain’t nothing but a gay thing

Up the ass
I never wanna hear you say
‘I want it *that* way’

:AJ to Brian: Am I
Your fire
Your one gay partner
Yes I know
It’s tooo gay
But I want it *that* way

Up the ass
Ain’t nothin’ but a sore ass
Uppp the ass
Ain’t nothin’ but a gay thing
Up the ass

:Brian cutting in- to AJ: I never wanna hear you say
I want it *that* way


:Kevin back to Brian: Now I can see that we’re falling apart
From the way that we can’t agree, yeah
No matter the distance
I want u to know
That deep down inside of me

:Howie to Nick (reading his mind and wanting to sing it to someone too):
You are my fire
My one
Gay partner
You are you are you are

:Nick yelling at Howie: Don’t wanna hear you!!

:Nick to Brian: Ain’t nothin’ but a sore ass
Ain’t nothin’ but a gay thing

Nick: I wanna hear you say

:Brian to Nick: I never wanna hear you say

:Nick cutting in, dreading what Brian is about to say- to Brian: Ohhhh no

:Brian finishing his sentence: ‘I want it *that* way’

:Brian to Kevin: Up the Ass
Ain’t nothin’ but a sore ass
Up the Ass
Ain’t nothin’ but a gay thing
Up the Ass

Brian to Nick: I never wanna hear you say

:Nick cutting in again, changing Brian’s sentence: I wanna hear you say

:Brian finishing his sentence ‘I want it *that* way’

:Brian to also saying it to AJ: UP THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS
Ain’t nothing but a sore ass
Ain’t nothing but a gay thing
Up the ass

:Nick to Brian (furious at him now): I never wanna hear you say
‘I want it *that* way’

:AJ explaining to Nick: But I want it *that* way