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Your last name stays put.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can wear a white T shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency adjustments when your underwear rides up the wrong way.
Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100.
People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
Wrinkles add character.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.....
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