Hello one and all and thanks for checking out my newly updated website. Sorry it's been so long, but if you know me then you know I slack when it comes to this site and emails. I have been teaching myself more about building these things so I hope this new site will be a huge improvement.

As you faithful readers know, this website has been an ongoing project since the year two thousand. There have been a lot of changes made and even more new stuff added. I try to keep most content on here funny or at least entertaining. In fact, I work hard at not getting too serious about most of it. A few jabs in the ribs... it's all in jest.

Also, don't forget the School of Love, my own guide for l'amore in layman's terms. Even people that tell me my website is crap love that part. I think you will too.

So, let's see what all the buzz is about!