*Ahem!* Is this thing on? Testing, testing 1, 2, 3... Ok, good, good. Ok, before I start, I'd like to say that this is really a wonderful audience. No, really! Go on, give yourselves a hand. Ok, now, I'd like to take a moment of silence for all those brain cells of mine that died fighting sanity. I'm happy to say, they did not die in vain. Thank you. :)
