NEW!!!July 18, 2000--Well, this...MONTH'S rant is about unicorns. Yes, those quite lovable beasts that look rather silly. I guess that *I* would too, if I had a foot long horn sticking out from the center of my head. For such graceful and magical creatures, you'd think they'd at least LOOK pleasing! ::waves her arms:: I mean, they have a lion's tail, a horse's head and body, deer legs, and then this fat horn pokin' outta their heads! They're very oddly proportioned, much like this girl that I know. I will hafta give 'em ONE thing, though. They sure know how to whinny!
May 30, 2000--The other day, I was sitting in my big comfy armchair, reading my book quietly, when my brother waltzes by (mind you, he did NOT actually waltz!) and farts on my head. This was not as upsetting as it should have been, since I'm used to his immature behaviour...however...the thought struck me (not that I haven't had this thought before!)..."He's twenty. He should KNOW better." I had to ponder on this for a while. And I came to the conclusion...he was constantly farted on as a child. By whom, I'm not sure...but THAT'S where he learned this...interesting behaviour. So, until I figure out what's wrong with the poor man...I can't continue this rant properly. Gomen! ^_^
Date unknown--Have you ever wondered why Superman just doesn’t kill all the bad guys & then become the supreme bad guy, himself? ::waves her arms around:: What’s the big deal?! He’s SUPERMAN! Nigh-invulnerable and uber powerful! You’d think that he’d just tell Lois to round up all the kryptonite & have her put it somewhere far far way from him & then just kick out all the other super villains/heroes, then start up some sort of dictatorship! ::shakes her head:: Why are super heroes clever enough to defeat these “super villains” (They aren’t really villains, either! They’re just SHADOWS of villains!), yet they can’t think of these sort of things on their own? ::sighs:: I pity any world where a “superman” can “leap tall buildings in a single bound” but cannot tie his own shoe. ::smiles:: That’s my complaint for the day! ::blows kisses:: Ta ta!
