Reading them is perhaps not as enjoyable as seeing the actors say the words on screen, however I wanted to include as many as possible just for fun.
I loved the whole series but my two favourites were The Grape Escape Episode and The Spaceflight Episode
Mrs S: I thought you hated liver Mr. S: Oh,oh, you know too much now, I'm gonna have to kill ya The Spaceflight Episode Mr.S: You know you were a lot sweeter with your hands cuffed behind your back The Spaceflight Episode Mrs S: This isn't working. We need a plan Mr. S: A plan? Mrs S: Yes. You start on one side of the lab, I start on the other. We work our way towards the center and we trap it Mr. S: You mean like, like herding cattle, only with a tiny, tiny little winged insect instread, YES that is the dumbest idea I have ever heard The Grape Escape Episode Mr S: They're speaking Italian Mrs S:In Rome ? Imagine that The Grape Escape Episode Mrs S: Are you going to help me or just criticise? Mr S: Criticise, ohh, rhetorical question The Grape Escape Episode Mr S: Kiss me dammit! ... I love my plants The Publishing Episode Mr S: And, how many times are you going to tell me this story? The Second Episode Mr S: Something tells me that arming the Tidy Bowl man isn't going to help The Suburban Episode Mr S: Hey! new guy gets the middle, no prob The Suburban Episode Mr. S: Ahh, Spanish housekeeper. Was kinda hoping for the French maid Mrs.S: Sorry, she had the night off. Maybe next time Mr S: I'll hold you to that The Impossible Mission Episode Mr. S: Remind me again, why am I here? Mrs. S: Because you're . c u t e The Poor Pitiful Put Upon Singer Episode Mr. S: I'm not even gonna ask where you had that hidden The Suburban Episode Mr. S: Wait a second. Are you having a feeling? Mrs.S: Oh, and you're Mr. Hard-as-nails? The Spaceflight Episode Mrs.S: Excuse me Mr.S: Oh, you want his keys for your handcuffs? Mrs.S: Dah !! The Spaceflight Episode Mr.S: You wanna keep your friends close and your enemies closer The pilot episode Mr S: Pesky squirrels. C h e w !! The Suburban Episode Mr S: This is our first trip to Area 51 and we are just thrilled. We've been out in the desert all morning with our eyes on the sky, haven't we pookums? The Spaceflight Episode back home
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