Before The Shadows Fade

Jessie: GODDAMNIT!!! I've been reading you LONG enough!! Why the hell don't I just eat you to get smarter?!!


Brock: Come to think of it you remind me of Tim Curry when you hold that thing.
Snickers Commercial Announcer: Problems seeing correctly. Another sign of hunger. Grab a Snickers bar. You deserve it.


Ash and Pikachu take interpretive dancing lessons.
Misty: I actually wish he would have worn his tights today. *Blush*


James practicing for the local theatre's Mary Poppins auditions.


Misty: I hope you like it.
Sakura: Oh Misty, …a wedding ring… it’s beautiful… like you! ^_^


Nurse Joy: Samuel, you have to baby-sit our little Joy tonight!
And so, Team Rocket never considered re-banding themselves as The Imposters.


Jessie: Ahahahahaha! Finally a way to make those jail lesbians find me unattractive!


James is the new Cover Girl!


Giovanni you Richard Simmons wanabe, you.


James: I can't believe we pulled off getting pseudo-drunk on mineral water! Are we geniuses or what?
May: Hey you guys, I found Team Rocket!
Meowth: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....


As every man ages, his puberty takes place and he begins to show his true colors. Young Ash Ketchum’s happen to be red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple!
{Footnote: Those are the colors of the Gay Pride Flag.}


James: Can I have some sugar?
Misty: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;; No!
James: But you live right next door…


Swimsuit Edition.


Ash: Look you guys! Mom said I'm finally allowed to wear earings!


Jackson: Yo, what is UP my homIES? My peeps right thurr and me need some directions, dawgs. You got a map or somethin'? Word!


Ash: Breezy...


Rudy: I’ve seen you around that Sakura girl an awful lot… I hope you still find me acceptable…
Misty: O.O …