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Misty: I can't let him do this!
Brock: Listen to me, Misty! Tentacruel can only breed with other Tentacruel anyway!

James: Hee... that tickles!

Jessie: This was the closest to a Shoujo Kakumei Utena dress I could find, my dear, sweet Prince.

 
Sakura: I should take them off like this, right…?

Guy They Shagged Earlier: Your duck’s a real keeper!
Misty: You know you still don’t have your cloths back, right?
Tracey [referring to Psyduck]: Whaa!! You expect me to *do* THAT?!!

Misty: Actually, this is pretty fun!
Tracey: Almost done there yet, Misty?

 
Jessie: No, Meowth, it really IS a worm.

Meowth: Damn it James!! You didn't think I'd wait all day?!!

Jessie: Our rounds go on later than you think.

James: Please stop it Victreebel!
Jessie: Hey! Who ASKED you?!!

Brock: Woah, hold everything!! I was saving that for Flannery!!

Brock: “…You put your but in, you put your but out, you put your but in, and you shake it all about! You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around-that’s what it’s all about!…”

Ash comments on his hunger. Pikachu has stars in his eyes. Makes you wonder.

Misty: Now’s your chance to get eaten!

Nurse Joy: Officer, this is the photograph I took for the police report.

Ash: Prima, the Pokémon are acting weird again!
Prima’s Thoughts: Oh my… I guess I taught my Pokémon all the wrong moves...

Brock: Dude...! You're a dude!
Misty: Ash!! That's what you get for getting too friendly with your Pokémon!!

Scene From Pokémon -- The Musical:
::Brock Opens The Photo Album He Is Showing His Siblings::
Brock: Ahh... Jynx... Those were the days...
::Brock Breaks Out In Song::
Brock: "...We used to mix Hen with Bacardi Dark and when it kicks in you can hardly talk and by the sixth Gin you gon' probably crawl and you'll be sick then and you'll probably barf and my prediction is you gon' probably fall either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall..."
{Footnote: The song is really "Drug Ballad." And there's no such thing as Pokémon -- The Musical. Obviously.}