[Jessie & James:] Hahahahahahahahaha.
[Meowth, Brock, Misty, & Ash:] Here's your change to sing along now.
We love Pokémon and so do you.
Raise your voice in yule tied song now.
All the tunes are old, the words are new.
[Ash:] Everybody knows this one!
[Brock:] Rapidashing through the snow with a Horsea on our sleigh...
Slowpoke and Slowbro, laughing all the way!
Bellsprout starts to sing-so does Magnemite!
Then Seaking will start to ring the jingle bells tonight! Oh!
[Ash, Misty, & Brock:] Pokéballs! Pokéballs! Throw them all the way!
You may catch the Pokémon you want of Christmas day, hey!
Pokéballs! Pokéballs! Throw them all the way!
You may catch the Pokémon you want on Christmas-
[Ash:] Here's one of MY favorites.
Nidoking was falling down on his Trainer Ste-ven.
[Meowth:] Foist dey won and den dey lost so da match was e-ven.
[Brock:] Nidoking returned he said, ‘I can win this du-el.’
[Meowth, Ash, & Brock:] So he called for all to hear, 'I choose Tentacru-u-el.'
[Ash:] Brock, this one's for you!
[Brock:] Nurse Joy is a girl! She sure is fun!
...But I like Je-nny too!
[Misty:] Rock it, Ash!
[Ash:] Here we go-a battling Team Rocket once again!
Just like we have battled since I-can't-remember-when!
But what ever they do I'll rely on Pikachu!
And we'll rock them and shock them and set them on their ear!
And we'll blast them off into the stratosphere!
Meowth.
[Meowth:] Oh? Oh, my toin?
Oh Cat-erpie, oh Cat-erpie. Will youse be-come my But-terfree?
Oh Cat-erpie! It's very odd! Foist you must be a Metapod!
Oh Cat-erpie, oh Cat-erpie I hope you'll be my But-terfree.
[Jessie:] Hey!! Where's MY solo?!!
[Ash:] Here's one for you, Professor.
[Proff. Oak:] Hm, my, ...let me see. Eh-oh, yes! I know this one!
On the twelvth day of Christmas a Trainer sent to me...
[James:] Twelve Bulb-a-sauring,
[Jessie & James:] Eleven Lapras leaping,
[Ash, Mist, & Brock:] Ten Tenta-crueling,
Nine-tales a-wagging,
Eight Muk a-mucking,
Seven Squirtles squirting,
Six Diglett digging,
[James:] ....Five Goldeen...,
[Ash:] Four Charizard,
[Meowth:] Three Ekans,
[Misty:] Two Electabuz,
[Meowth, Brock, Misty, & Ash:] And a Farfetch'd with great Agility.
[Ash:] Now, let's all get together for the big finale!
Come on! You sing along too!
[Meowth, Brock, Misty, & Ash:] We wish you a Marril Christmas! We wish you a Marril Christmas! We wish you a Marril Christmas!....
[James, Misty, & Ash:] ...Happy Holidays, everybody!...
[Meowth, James, Misty, & Ash:] And a Hoppip New Year!