Yes, no one ever asks me this stuff. If you e-mail me these same questions just to piss me off, I don't think it would get you very far because by then i'd've probably forgotten what's on this page.
Q: WHAT THE HELL DO THOSE JAPANESE WORDS ON THE MAIN PAGE MEAN?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: I tried various English adjective sets to match the letters in "Rocket" but it was too difficult so I finally decided to use English Pokémon attacks instead. I couldn't find any that started with the letter "K." Then I accidentally noticed the Japanese attack name for Counter (Kauntaa) and the idea of the Japanese attacks struck me. For those of you obsessed with the dubb for whatever twisted reason, I'll use the dubb names for everything/everyone in the following:
Ryuu no Ikari=Dragon Rage (<----Belonging to James's Gyrados)
Oorora Biimu=Aurora Beam (<----Belonging to Jessie's Shelder)
Chou'onpa=Supersonic (<----Belonging to Jessie's Lickitung)
Kami Tsuku=Bite (<----Belonging to James's Growlithe)
Enmaku=Smoke Screen (<----Belonging to James's Weezing)
Tekusuchaa=Conversion (<----Belonging to Jessie's Porygon)
Q: IF YOU HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH "ROCKET" THEN WHY THE F*** DIDN'T YOU JUST USE ANOTHER WORD?!!
A: "Pocket Monsters" is too long, I didn't want to name any character in particular, and I was too dumb to realize "Pokémon" is only one letter longer than "Rocket". But hey, as an afterthought, "Rocket" goes with the layout! ^_^;
Q: WHY DA HECK DOES YOUR WEBSITE HAVE A GLOOMY NAME BUT YOUR LAYOUT IS ABOUT HAPPINESS AND MARRIGE?!!!
A: That's because I didn't make the layout and the girl that made the layout forgot the name of the website so she asked me for it again AFTER she made the layout. I would've changed the name to something more fitting to the layout-but I didn't see the layout untill AFTER she put words on it. That's why I'm trying to make the website not-too-perky and not
-too-dark.
Q: IF YOU LIKE TEAM ROCKET SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE THIS A TEAM ROCKET SITE?!!!!
A: That was my original intent. But I wanted to write episode guides so I considered making a sistersite for general Pokémon-based material. But I can't make layouts. If a website's layout sucks then I usually find it utterly unappealing so obviously I can't stand the thought of MY own site having a crappy layout.
Q: WHY DO YOU USE THE DUBB AND JAPANESE NAMES?!!
A: I've seen more of the dubb than the Japanese version so if I want to get into character (like in the Captioning page) I take the personalities issued in the English version. I see differences between the character's personalities in the Japanese, Spanish, French, and English versions so I feel if I use the character's name in any language other than the version I'm sticking to (Ex. if I used the Japanese personalities but used the French dubbed names) then, to me, that makes the characters OOC (out-of-char). For Warehousing and song Lyrics I used the English dubbed names because those ARE from the English dubbed version.
Q: WHAT'S UP WITH THAT CRAPPY ASS JAZZ SHIT ON THE HOMEPAGE?!!!!!
A: For whatever reason the layout reminds me of a bistro (I'm just weird I guess.), hence the name of the layout version (Café Skyrocket). I just thought the music fit in with the layout is all. I mean, "Poruka O' Doruka" isn't exactly the most fitting song. ^_^;;
Q: WHY DO YOU HAVE A CONTACT PAGE IF YOU SAY YOUR E-MAIL ADRESS ON EVERY FRIGGIN PAGE?!!!!
A: Not EVERY page... [^_^;] The Contact page also includes alternate ways to reach me. And plus no one probably reads the headings that I post my e-mail adress on anyway.