If there was one thing the past needed desperately, it was batteries. Inuyasha growled at the dying discman in his hands, shaking it, hoping that would jar some life into the mysterious electronic device. The half dog demon looked so cute sitting there, under a tree, having found some way of affixing the otherworldly headphones over his puppy ears, his eyes full of a mix of hope and consternation as the singer's voice on the cd started fading out. Miroku shook his head, trying hard not to laugh and failing miserably. Inuyasha snapped his gaze over to the pervy monk, glaring."Oh, I'm so sure you can figure out how to fix this stupid thing." Inuyasha scoffed. Miroku raised an eyebrow, his ears finely tuned to half hearted challenges. Stalking over to the white haired half demon, he sat down cross legged, snatching the circular doodad out of clawed hands.
"I'm sure it's not that hard..." Miroku muttered, turning the portable cd player over in his hands. The head phone cord started twisting, and Miroku unwittingly tugged the things off Inuyasha, causing the half dog demon to yelp. Miroku looked back at Inuyasha sharply, suddenly stilling all movement. "Did I hurt you?" He asked. Inuyasha frowned, shaking his head.
"I'm fine. It hurt a little, that's all." He said, shrugging, rubbing his fuzzy canine ears. Miroku smirked, trying to hide a smile. Inuyasha's comforting rubbing to his damaged ears was adorable, like a puppy licking a paw that had been stepped on. Miroku blinked, finding it difficult to believe he'd just thought that. Shaking his head, he turned back to the discman.
After some time of turning the strange device this way and that, pressing all of the buttons three or four times in random patterns, and then finally resolving to banging on the top and bottom simultaneously, Miroku had to admit defeat. He glared at the round device from the future, tossing it into Inuyasha's lap.
"Damn thing isn't fixable. You'll just have to ask Kagome to bring you a new one." Miroku sighed. Inuyasha pouted, poking the discman.
"I wasn't finished listening to that song, though..." He said quietly. Before Miroku could respond in some comforting way, a bicycle bell sounded from a short distance away. Inuyasha's ears perked and his eyes lifted in time to see Kagome and Sango waving at him and Miroku. Inuyasha immediately jumped from his seat under the tree, bounding over to the girls. "Kagome!!" Inuyasha shouted. Kagome grimaced, knowing the determined look in Inuyasha's eyes rather well. He wanted something, and it was probably something she didn't think about bringing with her this visit.
"Uh...hey, Inuyasha." Kagome said, half smiling. Sango quickly stepped out of the way before she could be run over by the dog demon. Inuyasha barely gave her half a glance before he grabbed her knapsack, digging through it, sniffing at this and that. He pulled out a funny, six pointed purple thing with eyes, staring at it dumbfoundedly. Miroku strolled over slowly, watching Inuyasha, nodding hello to Sango.
"What is this thing?" Inuyasha asked, shaking it. His fingers grazed over a small black button on the underside and the purple thing started shaking violently. The vibrations shocked Inuyasha, and he almost dropped it. Kagome started giggling, reaching out to grab the purple toy, turning it off.
"It's a massager. It's shaped like an octopus, isn't it cute?!" She squealed, hugging it. Inuyasha shook his head, smirking. Miroku and Sango both blinked, surprised at the vibrating octopus.
"Yeah, adorable. Look," Inuyasha pulled out the discman, showing it to Kagome. "This thing stopped working. I think it's broken. Do you have another one?" He asked, giving it another shake. Kagome rolled her eyes, plucking her poor, battered cd player from Inuyasha's hands. She pressed one of the buttons, watching through the semi-transparent lid. The disc inside rotated once or twice, then stopped abruptly. She pushed the same button again, obtaining the same result. She sighed.
"It's not broken, Inuyasha, the batteries are dead. I'm sorry, I didn't bring any with me." She shrugged. Inuyasha's eyes fell, and he frowned. Kagome scratched her head, not wanting to disappoint her eccentric puppy friend. She looked at her octopus massager, then back at the discman. "Well...these two take the same kind of battery. I'm sure you could use the two from my octopus, if you want." Inuyasha grinned, grabbing for the inane purple toy and making a mad dash back towards the tree he had been lounging under. Kagome sighed again, turning to Sango. "I wanted to show you a few more of those Cosmo magazines from my mom. Come on, let the boys have their fun." Sango nodded, turning quickly from the priest, following Kagome back the way they came. Miroku watched them leave, a sneaky grin quickly spreading across his lips.
Miroku slowly stalked back over to Inuyasha, like a panther on the prowl. He watched the white haired half demon try to extract the batteries from the purple vibrator, though he obviously had no clue as to how he was going to accomplish that task. The dark haired monk had had an interesting idea slither into his mind when he first saw the silly little purple thing shake like it had, and he was hoping Inuyasha would be gullible enough to try it. It was worth the risk of the half dog taking a chunk out of him...well, depending on the chunk, anyway.
"Inuyasha?" Miroku asked, leaning up against the tree. Inuyasha looked up at Miroku, agitated. He still couldn't figure out how to open the stupid toy. Miroku smiled down at him. "You okay?" Inuyasha growled, trying to strangle the fake octopus. Miroku laughed.
"I'm not okay, I can't get the damn thing open!" Inuyasha yelled, almost throwing the toy against the tree. Miroku's eyes widened, quickly reaching out to stop Inuyasha's hand, saving the poor purple thing. Inuyasha tried to protest, but Miroku shook his head.
"You're going to get Kagome mad at you if you break her...whatever it is." Miroku chided. Inuyasha smirked, sighing in defeat. Miroku kneeled down, gently taking the purple octopus from Inuyasha. "Y'know, this thing could be just as entertaining as that annoying little round thing." Inuyasha gave Miroku a flat stare. Miroku flipped the switch on the underside of the toy, making it vibrate again. "Just imagine what fun this could be..." Miroku whispered, leaning in towards Inuyasha. Inuyasha sat still, wondering what Miroku was planning, not to mention what the hell the pervy monk could possibly think was fun.
"What are you on, monk?" Inuyasha asked, looking at him disbelievingly. Miroku grinned darkly as he nudged the octopus toy low near Inuyasha's belly, letting one of the thin tentacles graze his crotch. Inuyasha jumped at the strange contact, his eyes widening at Miroku. "What the hell?!" Inuyasha choked. Miroku chuckled.
"Bad?" The dark haired priest asked, pressing the vibrator harder against Inuyasha. The half dog demon whimpered, his breath catching when Miroku pushed one of the purple tentacles hard between his legs, just at the crease of his ass. "Want more, Inuyasha?" His mind unable to work with so many thoughts flying through at once, the white haired half demon mutely nodded.
Miroku wasted no time tearing Inuyasha's red coat and pants from him, dressed now only in his loose white long sleeved undershirt. Miroku was very pleased to see Inuyasha didn't wear underwear, and he pressed the purple vibrating octopus against Inuyasha's entrance, enjoying Inuyasha's enthusiasim. The half dog demon gasped and panted, spreading his legs wider, begging Miroku to go farther. Miroku bit his lip as he pushed one of the thin vibrating tentacles inside Inuyasha, feeling the incredible pressure as Inuyasha's body tried fighting against the intrusion.
"You okay, puppy?" Miroku asked in a hushed whisper, leaning in so close that Inuyasha could feel Miroku's warm breath over his lips. As Miroku pushed the tentacle in deeper, Inuyasha jumped forward, mashing his lips against Miroku's, kissing him fiercely. Miroku's eyes snapped open, surprised by Inuyasha's kiss. The plastic purple octopus slipped against the beads encircling Miroku's hand, thrusting the toy as deep as it could go into Inuyasha. The half dog demon gasped loudly, his rock hard erection twitching against his belly. Miroku blushed scarlet when he felt his fingers brush against Inuyasha.
"Oh, shit, Miroku..." Inuyasha breathed heavily, his release closing in quickly. Miroku pressed his lips against Inuyasha's again, dipping his tongue between the sharp canines. Shifting the toy just a little, he slid two of his fingers within Inuyasha, scissoring him while thrusting the vibrator in and out as fast as his hand could allow. That was all Inuyasha could take, and biting hard on his lip and partially on Miroku's tongue, he came hard, his white shirt catching most of the mess. Miroku pulled away gently, whispering sweetly against Inuyasha's lips.
Sitting back, having switched off the little purple octopus and carefully removing it, Miroku heaved a sigh, smiling at the white haired half demon. Inuyasha was still trying to regain proper breathing, his eyes half lidded with contentment.
"Now, wasn't that more fun than that stupid little music maker?" Miroku asked jovially, grinning. Inuyasha blushed deeply.
"You called me...puppy..." Inuyasha muttered. Miroku chuckled, nodding. He leaned in, softly kissing the tip of Inuyasha's nose. Inuyasha wiggled his nose, smirking. "Don't do it again, monk." The half demon stated flatly. Miroku rolled his eyes, kissing Inuyasha's lips. Looking down, he noticed the mess on both Inuyasha's shirt and his own dark purple robes. Glancing around, he grimaced.
"We should find somewhere to clean up, before the girls return. I don't think you're into sharing that kind of information among a gender you're not interested in." Miroku said, standing, reaching for Inuyasha's hand. Inuyasha balked.
"How do you know I'm not interested in girls?!" Inuyasha barked. Miroku smirked, raising an eyebrow.
"If you wanted a female, you would have grabbed one by now. You are how old...?" Miroku asked sweetly. Inuyasha blushed again, turning away from Miroku, grabbing for his clothes.
"That's none of your business, you perv." Inuyasha said, stalking off towards the lake in the distance. Miroku laughed, jogging after Inuyasha, wincing as the jolt of pain and pleasure reminded him of his unspent arousal. He glanced down in his hand at the purple octopus and he smiled, tucking it away in his soiled robes.
"Wait up!"
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"Hey, Inuyasha...? Where's my octopus massager?" Kagome asked later that night, noticing that for the first time in weeks, the white haired half demon wasn't wearing the headphones she'd given him. Inuyasha's head snapped up, his mind jarred from his private reverie. He blushed, for reasons unknown to Kagome, and if it were up to Inuyasha, she would remain blissfully ignorant."I lost it."
The End
