THE PREACHER WHO WOULDN'T DO

A church was in need of a pastor. One of the elders was interested in knowing just what kind of minister they desired. He therefore wrote a letter, as if he had received it from an applicant for the job. He read the letter before the "pulpit committee." Here it is:

"Understanding that your position is vacant. I should like to apply for the position. I have many qualifications which I think you would appreciate. I have been blessed to preach, and have had some success as a writer. Some say that I am a good organizer. Some folks, however, have something against me. I am over fifty years of age, and I have never preached at any one place over three years at a time. In some places I have left town after my work has caused riots and disturbances. I have to admit that I have been in jail three or four times, but not because of any wrongdoing on my part. My health is not good, although I still get a good deal done. At times I have had to work at my trade to help pay my way. The churches I have preached in have been small, although located in several large cities. I have not gotten along too well with the religious leaders in the different areas where I have preached. In fact. Some have threatened me and taken me to court, and even attacked me physically. I am not good at keeping records, and I have been known to forget whom I have baptized. However, if you can use me, I shall do my best for you even if I have to work to help with my support."

The elder read the letter to the committee and asked if they were interested. Their reply was that they were 'not at all interested in an unhealthy, contentious, trouble-making, absent-minded, ex-jail bird' and they were insulted to think that he would ever apply for the position. "By the way," they asked, "Just what is the name of this applicant? " The elder replied, "The Apostle Paul."