Well seeing as for years I have passed on my pointless knowledge and thoughts to all my friends and family I am now going to share it with everyone else... Lucky you!
1: Ok this is my FAVOURITE joke but everyone else hates it! Here goes... This guy walks into the vets with his hamster. He says to the vet "I think there is summing wrong with Bubbles, he isn't moving!" The vet sighs and says firmly "Im afraid, sir, that your hamster is dead" The guy cried out... "No No! I wont believe it! I want a 2nd opinion" The vet signals and at persian cat walks in. She studies the hamster for a few minutes and then purrs, "I am sorry but zis 'amster is DEAD" The guy still doesn't accept it and demands a third opinion. In strolls a chocolate labrador who after looking at the hamster and after studying it for a few minutes also declares it to be dead. The guy finally accepts he has a dead hamster on his hands and asks the pet how much he needs to pay. "300 pounds" is the reply. "WOT!?!" says the guy astonished. "Well,"explains the vet, "its 50 for consultancy, 150 for the cat scan and 100 for the lab test!"
That one cracks me up every time! (yes i am fully aware how sad it is)
2: More pointless knowledge... For everyone afraid of flying here is a fun fact- you are more likely to die from an attack from a savage donkey than in an aeroplane accident. In my friends biography thats how she died. Not that shes actually dead or anything. I just made it up really.
3:Pleasant thought: In an average lifetime you will swallow eight spiders during your sleep. hehe, sweet dreams.
4: Im going to move onto random ramblings now... why is it that when you are waiting for a bus wearing pink socks that everyone stares at them? Surely it isnt that weird! And when you get on the bus if you ever so quietly hum along to your discman just a little you get almost the whole bus staring at you in real horror?
5: Why do inflammable and flammable mean the same thing?
6: Why do they spell all their words different in America? I don't get it! What was with the way they started off?
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