Here is this weeks weird conversation I have had... It is an honest to cat cut and paste job, nothing is ommitted:
You are a Chicken Beast says:
well i think that u smel of wee
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
i wish i had done it wen the rspca woman here
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
she was brilliant
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
*throws a pile of poo at sarah*
You are a Chicken Beast says:
lol
You are a Chicken Beast says:
*runs to the corner*
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
*pursues sarah*
You are a Chicken Beast says:
*screams*
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
*finds a monkey on the floor and sez hmm, monkey*
You are a Chicken Beast says:
*cuts ailsa'sear off*
You are a Chicken Beast says:
Name: Gollum, Smeagol
Date of Birth: unknown
Parents: unknown
Race: used to be a Hobbit
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
*looks at her ear mournfully for one moment before feeding it ot now pet monkey, known as Fleabag*
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
Gollum!
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
'master is my friend' 'YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS'
You are a Chicken Beast says:
'wheere is my preciousssssssssss'
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
'they stoles it'
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
'those baginnsees
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
we wants it back'
You are a Chicken Beast says:
'he hates it'
You are a Chicken Beast says:
we hates the hobbit
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
lol
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
*monkey bites ailsa- is no longer her pet*
You are a Chicken Beast says:
*monky eats ailsa's ear*
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
*no, the monkey already ate it, its now eating sarahs ear, which she carelessly left on the bathroom floor*
You are a Chicken Beast says:
*hits money and takes back ear*
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
*screams 'where is the rspca wen u need em?'*
You are a Chicken Beast says:
*says 'they r tooo busy chasing orange otters*
"You've ripped me favourite shirt. You've ripped me ONLY shirt!" says:
*laffs hysterically*
well thats all this week folks thanx for dipping into my private conversation! (i always thort eavesdropping was a good thing)
